Humorous confession sentence

1, the text message "You think of a number in your mind, then add 52.8 and multiply it by 5, then subtract 3.9343, divide it by 0.5, and then subtract 10 and multiply it by the number you think of. What do you think is the result? " Send it to her.

2. When I was a child, my father taught me: "The ratio of male to female in China is 107: 10 1. If you don't study hard, you are the' 6'! " When I was admitted to Tsinghua, I found that the ratio of male to female in Tsinghua was 7: 1, and I was still the "6"! ! I don't want to be number six anymore. You stay with me.

3. ah I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

According to Maslow's demand theory, you are my most basic survival demand, and I am not in the mood to make money without you.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

6. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, Kaka is stuck.

7. If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you keep it, it will be the rest of my life!

8. I am a psychologist. I tried to explain my subtle heart when I saw you, but I found that I couldn't analyze it with what I had learned. Later, I learned that this emotion is: I like you.

According to the professional weather forecast, a cold current will come. Affected by the cold air in the north, the cooling weather will last for a week. I specially prepared gloves, warm babies and quilts, and I was fully armed. Finally, I only need one. You're frozen.

10, dear, when I "scanned" you, my love "program" began, and others said we were "compatible". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, our feelings quickly "upgraded"!