Who can give me some funny brain teasers, or a good text message? It needs to be funny!

1. Question: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Jasmine.

Reason: What a beautiful (weak) jasmine flower.

2. Question: What is Pencil’s last name?

Answer: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.

3. Question: What thread do orangutans hate the most?

Answer: Parallel lines.

Cause: The parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (bad eraser).

5. Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?

Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.

Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).

6. Question: What will the unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice cream.

Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).

7. Question: Which historical figure is the most ungrateful?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu Muyang was on the North Sea coast (defeated by the sea).

8. Question: Which number from 1 to 9 is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking.

Reason: If one (1) does not do two (2), it will not stop.

9. Question: How to make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: Press it.

Reason: silence.

10. Question: Who ran the fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Cao Cao arrived

11. Question: Who is Mitama

Answer: Flower

Reason: Peanut

12. Question: What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal?

Answer: Equal to Little White Rabbit

Reason: Little White TWO

13. Question: Which number from 30 to 50 is worse than a bear’s poop!!

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts [40] are better than arguments

14. Question: What should I do if a pig escapes from the pigsty? Make a star.

Answer: Wang Leehom

Reason: coaxing in

Question: What should I do if I come out again?

Answer: Han Hong

Reason: Still coaxing

15. Question: A drunk man ran under a big tree and named an animal?

Answer: Rabbit

Cause: Vomiting

16. Question: Another drunk person came over and named another animal?

Answer: Hare

Reason: Also vomiting

17 Can you turn ice into water at the fastest speed?

Answer: Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water"

18 If you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; if one person can do it, two people can do it. Individuals cannot do it together.

What is this doing?

Answer: Dreaming

19 Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class?

Answer: It’s not as comfortable as bed

20 Which There are twenty-eight days in a month?

Answer: There are 28 days in every month!

21 Which road is the narrowest?

Answer: Enemies’ road is narrow

22 In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in identical test papers, but the teacher thought they There is definitely no cheating, why?

Answer: They all turned in blank

23 Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?

Answer: The blind person

24 The car is turning right When, which tire does not rotate?

Answer: Spare tire

25 The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? talk?

Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes."

Which one is more painful to hit the head with coconut or watermelon?

Answer: My head hurts

Whose voice carries the farthest?

Answer:

The caller

Can the person cover the sky with leaves?

Answer:

Just cover your eyes with leaves

Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?

Answer:

Afraid of biting your own hand

What is the biggest disadvantage for people who stutter? Answer:

Making international long distance calls