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2022 The picture shows Hua Qingtian Wei's circle of friends.

Love story in 2022, slightly sweet circle of friends (I) 1. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

2. I lied when I said I didn't love you; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

3. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and the fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."

4. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you will never diminish.

If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

6. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

7. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

8. Touch the fabric of my dress to see if it is your girlfriend's material.

9. "I am a difficult person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

10. Speaking of it, my mate selection criteria is just one word, you.

1 1. "Tell me when a girl is tired" Tell you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

12. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

13. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

14. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."

15. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

16. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."

17. I want to buy a piece of land from you and buy something in exchange for your unswerving heart.

18. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

19. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

20. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

2022 local love stories are slightly sweeter in the circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

22. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

23. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."

24. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

26. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

27. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

28. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"

29. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

30. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

3 1. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble when I see you in my life.

32. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

33. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

35. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.

36. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

37. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

38. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "only love you"

39. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

40. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

2022 local love stories are slightly sweeter in the circle of friends (Chapter 3) 4 1. "Oh, I overslept", "slacker" and "No, I quarreled with you in my dream, and I didn't dare to wake up until I coaxed you"

42. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

43. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

44. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

45. "You must have failed." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

46. If you don't let me love you, you can do whatever you want.

47. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.

48. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

49. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

50. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

5 1. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.

52. Life is so long, I need a companion to lie, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

53. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

54. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

55. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

56. Guess where my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.

57. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

58. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

59. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

60. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

The essence of 2022 friends circle's local flavor love story copy

The love story copy of 2022 circle of friends (I) 1. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

3. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you besides you.

6. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

7. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

8. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

9. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

10. I think you are like a game My World.

1 1. "I have bad news for you." "What bad news?" "My thoughts about you are not simple."

12. "Every pen of mine is lovely", right? "Because every pen knows your name"

13. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

14. Why do I have toothache and tooth decay? No I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet.

15. "I = female, your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

16. I cut my hand. You draw one, too, so that we are a couple.

17. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

18. I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

19. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

2022 love story copy in the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. You are from China, and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

22. "Hey, do you know what it feels like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."

23. "What is your material?" Pure cotton "no, I think it's girlfriend's material."

24. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

25. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know, "I'm boiling water because I want to soak you."

26. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (pork? ) You are a pet.

27. "It's getting cold." Mm-hmm. "Why don't you come to my arms to keep warm?"

28. "Next time I see you, I must close my eyes so that I can leave you here and see you every day."

29. "I've seen many faces of you, but I haven't seen one." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."

30. There are three ways to be sweet: eat sugar, eat cake and miss you every day.

3 1. You look like a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

32. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

33. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."

34. "What breed are you, a little German shepherd, a little nursing dog or an old dog?" "I like people like you."

35. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

36. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

37. "I want to travel." Where are you going? "One-day tour under the bed"

38. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

39. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."

40. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

2022 love story copy in the circle of friends (Chapter III) 4 1. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

42. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

43. Can you guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side

44. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

45. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

46. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

47. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

49. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

50. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

5 1. You look like a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

52. "I'm sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."

53. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"

Everything here is fine except you.

55. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

58. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

59. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

60. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

Husband picture shows Hua Qingfa's circle of friends.

The love story of my husband's hometown was sent to a circle of friends (the first article) 1. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

2. "My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet."

3. "Did you have an earthquake just now?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

4. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

5. "Do you know when food is the best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

6. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

7. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

8. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

9. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

10. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

1 1. What do you mean "your existence is like air"? I can't live without you.

12. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

13. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

14. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

15. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

16. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

17. "I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

18. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

19. How can I put it? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.

20. Write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into your lungs, and keep you closest to my heart.

Husband's earth love story is sent to a circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. After meeting you, I just want to be a person. What person? Your people

22. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

23. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

24. "How can I solve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

25. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

26. Your eyes are too gentle, and when you smile, it melts the old girl's heart.

27. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

28.78 "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

29. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"

30. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

3 1. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

32. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

34. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

35. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

36. "We don't have to turn on the light for two nights" Why? "Because you can shine."

37. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.

39. Touch the fabric of my dress to see if it is your girlfriend's material.

40. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

Husband's earth love story is sent to friends circle (Chapter 3) 4 1. My greatest weakness is my lack of you.

42. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"

43. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

44. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill! Vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Ding Ling, boom, boom!

45. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

46. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

47. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

48. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "only love you"

49. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

50. "I want to change my style recently." "What expression?" "I can't do it without you."

5 1. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"

52. Can you guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

55. The food I just ordered hasn't come yet. . . . What would you like to order? I miss you a little.

56. I have been looking for shops recently. What store? Your phone.

57. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

58. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

Do you like yourself? Yes, and then we like the same person.

60. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

2022 New Year's Eve Country Love Story

2022 New Year's Eve Love Story 1 1. What time is it now? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

2. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."

3. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

4. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

5. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

6. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

7. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.

9. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

10. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."

1 1. What's wrong with "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

12. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

13. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

14. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

15. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

16. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

17. I have nothing of value at home. I'm the only one who can get it. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.

18. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

19. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

20. From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

2 1. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

22. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

23. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

24. I said that I don't love you, which is a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

25. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

26. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

28. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

29. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

30. Your circle of friends is called donuts.

3 1. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

32. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

If you don't want to leave home, I will make peace for you. If you don't want to get married, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

34. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

35. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

36. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

37. "Your eyes are so beautiful that I can see what constellation you are." What constellation? Andromeda

38. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

39. My greatest weakness is yours.

40. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

You know, I'm afraid to move now because I'm afraid I'll fall into the swamp of loving you.

42. You are the joy of youth and vice versa.

43. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."

44. There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.

45. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

47. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

48. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

49. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

50. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

5 1. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see ... hug you.

52. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

53. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

54. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "

55. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

56. It's good to see the world and meet you.

57. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."

58. Change your life with my three fireworks.

59. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

60. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

2022 Talking about the Copy of Girlfriend's Love Story

Talk about the earth love story of girlfriend in 2022 (I) 1. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing the land.

5. notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

6. I have a small wish, only four words: to have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

7. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

8. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

9. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

10. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

1 1. "Did you just have an earthquake?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

12. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

13. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

14. We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.

15. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

16. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

17. I have no story. I only have this heart that loves you. If you leave, I will be worried. Look, am I all yours?

18. Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

19. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I didn't play well.

20. Don't let me see you again, or I will like you once I see you.

Talking about his girlfriend's earthy love story (Chapter II) 2 1. "You know what? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

22. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. When I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.

I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.

I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed.

26. where are you now At home, you are in my heart now.

27. Guess where my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.

28. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

29. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."

30. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

3 1. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

32. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

33. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

36. I just like you, I mean no harm.

37. This is the back of hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

38. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

39. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

40. I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you.

Talking about his girlfriend's earthy love story (Chapter 3) 4 1. "My blood sugar is low." "Tell me something sweet."

42. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

44. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

45. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

46. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

47. Life has been short and sweet since I met you.

48. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"

49. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

50. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

5 1. "You are Mihua" Why? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

52. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

53. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

55. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, all the paintings are random scenery, and all the scenery is just to set off you. Since fate has brought you.

56. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."

Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.

58. "Happy Mother's Day!" I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child!"

59. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (pork? ) You are a pet.

60. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.