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1. The work is relaxed and not tiring, the income soars, the lover waits in line, and every day, he is full of energy and happiness, and all his troubles are invalid. Why is life so beautiful? Daydreaming, don't waste it! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Stupidity is an attitude, but also a feeling. Stupidity is a kind of freedom as well as a kind of freedom. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a quick and silly day. You will always be a fool after the sunshine and a fool with endless taste!

You are so worth cherishing, but I never cared. When your beautiful image suddenly disappeared in the turbulent sea of people, I suddenly found that I couldn't live without you. Salt. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

4. Dear users: Hello, because the explosion radiation from the Japanese nuclear power plant has been spreading, your mobile phone may have no signal or cannot be connected today. Please drop it on the ground and it will return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day.

5. There is such an equation: A=B, B=C, where A stands for animals, B stands for pigs and C stands for you. Excuse me, you =? I heard that people who can't do this problem will have a holiday. I wish you no April Fool's Day.

When you grow up, you should learn to bear and accept. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?

7. Only I know how much you have paid for today and how much sadness is hidden under your strong face. I know, I know your pain, your unspeakable heartache! How can they not inform you on April Fool's Day!

8. Today is April Fool's Day. We decided to choose typical key training to make some people "stupid" first, so as to make others stupid, and finally entertain others and ourselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets hid in the house. Only a pig staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages is hanging outside. The wolf saw it and thought, aren't you afraid? Pig shook his mobile phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

10. Nothing is unnecessary, happiness is indispensable; Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!

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1 1. Are you a beauty "fool"? People often praise you for being cute. People often say that you are simple. People often say that you love to laugh. I like swimming, surfing and other water sports. I received the blessing of April Fool's Day today.

12. In the morning, you made a vow of eternal love. At night, you sing the prayer of love, and your voice is endless. You "stole" the gem as a gift to a beautiful woman, and you poured out your tenderness all night. I hug you-waves. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. On April Fool's Day, Liu Xiang, who is limping, is a fool with high IQ and good looks, and he doesn't want to be learned by fools: Please don't go to dinner, don't give gifts, and don't reply to such messages! Ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. It's almost April Fool's Day, and I'm going to teach you April Fool's Day exercises. Shout at the sky with your neck bent, and jump with your feet together; Raise your hand in front of you with a smile; Hug everyone and bravely declare your name: whoever dares to play stupid will resolutely sue you.

15. Right and wrong is stupid, right and wrong is stupid, right and wrong is stupid. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. To be a man, you should leave a place for stupidity, do things with stupidity, live like a fool, and achieve your career with stupidity. Today, I waded through the water and found you, a fish that slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. April Fool's Day: You said you were not stupid, and I said I was a little stupid. You said you can't be stupid, I said you can be stupid. If you don't let me be stupid, I'll make you stupid. You say stupid to yourself, I say stupid to everyone. Of all the fools, you are still the stupidest!

18. Pulling out seedlings to encourage growth is foolhardy, waiting for a rabbit is futile, carving a boat for a sword is convenient, mending after a sheep is a practice, stealing a clock is absurd, and there is no silver here. If you keep looking down, you will immediately become a big idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. It's hard to be confused, so you should paste it without drawing it; If you do things wisely enough, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. Playing the fool is a blessing. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

20. The "cheat you without consulting" contest is in progress: sign up for the competition and win the prize; Cheat individuals, prize yuan; Cheat individuals, prize yuan; I lied to someone, congratulations, the wolf has come to see you! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, relatively stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, violent, thunderous and invincible. March has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

22. April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing is given to the stupidest person: I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is stupid, and great stupidity is especially stupid; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!

23. The candidates for the final PK of the first Super Fool Challenge are as follows: Chang 'e, who runs to the moon; Kuafu chased the sun; Jing Wei of reclamation; Silly old man who moved mountains. Vote, you can recommend yourself! Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Stupidity can be stupid, very stupid. Le coke, very happy. Stupid people in the world, people who are sensitive to laughter and enjoy coke in the world are stupid people in the world. April Fool's Day is a national entertainment activity. I wish you become an excellent fool and have a happy life!

25. When you think, you are a thinker. When you walk, you are a sun walker. At work, you are a street sweeper. When you are in love, you are the third party. When you are "stupid", you are cheated. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. Entertainment is reasonable and the whole person is innocent. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to set off a new climax of the trick, you are specially invited to participate in the annual trick ceremony and compete for the "master of the trick". The winner will get a golden pig head. I wish you a successful start!

27. Today, let go, enliven and open up, and set aside rules and regulations. Gentleman fish begins to stink at the head, almonds can go out of the wall. The "second child" has a bright eye and the "third child" enters the room. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. Buying a house is no longer expensive, and you don't have to pay taxes on buying a car; True feelings are ignored, and feelings are not afraid of waste; You are welcome to attend the fool's meeting, worship your invincible stupid taste and giggle. Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day. In the spirit of celebrating the festival, I will send you a short message. Don't call me heartless. I miss you very much. I don't know that I miss you and still love you. Alas, if only today were not April Fool's Day.

30. The donkey told the fish that the fish was stupid. Fish says donkeys are more stupid. Donkey says fish is more stupid. The donkey said the fish was stupid. The donkey said the fish was stupid. The donkey said the fish was stupid. Do you know whether the donkey is more stupid or the fish is more stupid? Don't you know? That's good. Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1. Work is not active, and the treatment is problematic; Love is not active, and there are physical problems; The answer is not yes, there is something wrong with the brain. It turns out that there is a reason why you never answered when to invite me to dinner. I was wrong about you! Happy April Fool's Day!

32. You have a pair of stupid eyes, a beautiful voice and good popularity as a fool. After being evaluated by the authoritative department, you are the best among fools, and you are awarded the honorary title of beauty fool. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

Dear customer, your stupidity is not enough. In order not to affect the normal stupid behavior of April Fool's Day, please go to the front desk of April Fool's Day or log in to wwwyulecom to recharge. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

34. True and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, false and true, do you understand what I said? Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

As an old hand in the circle of fools, I remind you that the water in the circle of fools is deep. If you want to be famous, you must understand the hidden rules of stupidity. If you can be stupid, you will be stupid. The more stupid you are, the happier you will be. I hope you will be stupid on April Fool's Day, and you will be stupid.

Today is April Fool's Day. Our slogan is: all actions that are not aimed at fools are hooligans. We should always adhere to the four basic principles of fools. If you can be stupid, you will be stupid. If you are stupid, you will be happy. I wish you the dumber and happier you are!

37. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today because. You are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

38. I invite you to dinner! Is your head full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never lie to you. After all, please leave me alone, believe it or not.

39. April Fool's Day is coming. I wish my silly, charming, naughty and silly good friend a happy holiday. Who says pandas are just April Fool's Day?

40. April Fool's Day is coming. We should follow the attitude that everyone is stupid, follow the principle that people are not stupid and the devil takes the hindmost, and bear in mind that no matter whether it is true or not, fools are good words, and carry the stupid cause to the end.

4 1. Today is April Fool's Day, "Yu Ji" wishes you happiness, "fool in love" wishes you true feelings, "Today" wishes you a wide range of financial resources, and "Healthy Fool" wishes you good health and a happy mood!

42. Part I: Today, it is difficult for guests to ask for gifts, but it is difficult to send words, but it is difficult to believe things. Call friends, be cautious; Where's the cell phone? I can't tell you the truth, but I can't believe it I text and flirt. Horizontal batch: Happy April Fool's Day!

43. The house price tricked us into house slaves; Wages fool us from nine to five; Reality fools us into a trance; It turns out that every day is April fool's day. Wish you a happy holiday.

44. When you smile, ghosts scream; As soon as you are happy, the monk will apply a mask; When you scream, everyone goes crazy; When you cry, the mouse takes poison; Your alarm triggered an earthquake and tsunami; If April Fool's Day can't appease you, the consequences will be unimaginable!

45. Your hobbies are shopping and watching beautiful women drool. My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father. You don't have to work and rest every day. The festival is here, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

46. When you are angry, you act like an angel. You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing exercises. Your enchanting hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as the devil! Happy April Fool's Day!

47. Among my friends, I like you best. You are gentle, kind and good-natured. You can make money by working hard. You are healthy and have no disease. The leader will praise your colleagues, smiling without any unhappiness. The most enviable thing is that I set up an April Fool's Day for you. Everyone sends you messages.

48. I don't quite understand what you mean. If I knew what you meant, I wouldn't ask you if you knew what you meant. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

49. I don't know if you know there's something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know what I want you to know. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!

50. When you go to school, you have a university; When you sing, you have a theater; When you play a play, you have a theater; When you make a movie, you have a cinema; Then let me ask you, what's wrong with you? Are you mentally ill? Happy April Fool's Day!

5 1. The one that receives and holds water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; And those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

52. Life is not about the amount of money, it is best to eat, drink and be merry in time; Life is dull and mediocre, and it is best to adjust your mentality; Festivals have no nature, and it is best to know how to be happy; Fools amuse themselves, which is a rare chaos in the world; Being stupid by others ensures everyone's tolerance; Happy April Fool's Day