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[Help Post] I really want to have a fight with my cousin. What should I do!

Anonymous user:

Friends, I have a serious question to ask. This matter has been bothering me for a week. I feel like my head is going to explode, really.

The thing is, my cousin and I went out for an outing last weekend because we were so bored. We drank beer in the bar for a long time and then went to the beach. It was close to evening and there was no one on the beach.

But I have to admit, the seaside is really beautiful. I tell you, the sunset here is very famous.

My cousin must go there to bask in the sun. This wonderful flower, the sun is about to set. He went to bask in the sun. I said all right, man, I'll buy something to drink. Then I turned and bought two bottles of lemonade nearby.

Shit, guess what I saw? He just fell asleep lying on the beach, naked and without underwear!

I went up to him to wake him up, but I don't know why my feet seemed to stick to the ground and I couldn't move. As a result, I just stood there staring at his body for a long time. Damn it, I really don't lie. That number is really attractive. That's the most perfect skin and lines I've ever seen, completely different from those strong men I saw in the gym. The sunset just shone on his ass, which was still covered with sand …

He was lying on his side with his back to me, and I couldn't help turning to look at the man on the other side.

I'm not exaggerating, it's really big ... (although mine is also)

I'll go! This brother is hiding!

I watched it for a while, and I felt that my whole body was burning with uncontrollable desires. It was a feeling of shame and excitement. I obviously realized that it was difficult for me. You have no idea how much I want to put him on this beach to commit a crime until he asks for forgiveness.

I have been playing this picture in my head all day.

What the hell is this? I have never slept with a man before. Besides, he is my cousin! Who can tell me what to do? !

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Monday morning 0 1:23

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Sandy 123: Fuck it. You two can't have children. What are you afraid of?

Maurice Derek: Lying in the trough, exciting. It's good to have a dream. It's important to realize this and support your brother.

Fanny 1995: I think your cousin must be super handsome ... Don't worry! Waiting for your update here.

Jeffrey Shelton: I want to see your sexy cousin.

Cher: We have images in our heads, too.

Anonymous comment: It's all about trying. What if he likes you too?

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Anonymous user

I've been with him since that day, which I find strange. Others talk to him to see his face, and I chat with him to see his crotch.

I'm a little square. In fact, he is very clever and may have found my problem.

It is said that it is explosive. Just forget it. I regret it. When I saw him lying there, why didn't I take out my mobile phone and give him a card to keep? Maybe it's my brain.

I thought about his nakedness all day and all night. Oh, my God. Tell me how to find him.

? Tuesday. 03: 10 in the morning

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ShawnRiche02 1 1: Can you give him some hints?

Maaaaaaman: Why don't you be strong, in case he is really persuaded by you in the future.

Anonymous comment: The same suggestion implies.

Jellypink_: Don't give up. What if your cousin bends?

Anonymous comment: He found out, maybe it's a good thing.

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Anonymous user

I beg you to stop hinting. You think I didn't do anything? I can hint three times in one sentence, but he won't take over. I really don't know whether he is playing dumb or really stupid.

I went drinking with him yesterday afternoon. He always looks at me when he talks to me and always looks at me when he doesn't talk. You know, he gives me the creeps. My eyes are still a little red after drinking. Those eyes are so beautiful and exciting. Shit, I'm at a loss. I really want to drag him to the toilet and kill him.

I felt sweet, and then I let him watch the sunset. He asked me, you have so many friends, why are you always looking for me recently? I took the opportunity to say quickly, how can I find someone else for such a romantic thing?

He looked at me for a long time, and I felt that I fell into his gentle eyes.

When I thought the air between us was hot enough to light a hundred cigarettes, he asked me,

"What's the matter with you? You are always courting me? "

Yes, I did something bad. Maybe the worst thing I did was get your idea.

? Wednesday morning at 04: 13

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Sandy 123: Your brother is so cute!

Jellypink_: Don't hesitate. Be strong, it is most important that you are happy.

Anonymous user: He may just miss you in Doby. Why are you always so serious?

Maurice Derek: Upstairs, yes, your brother may be playing a trick on you. He wants to refuse and welcome you.

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Anonymous user

He invited me to dinner tonight. Does he want to be with me? But I waited for a long time and he didn't mention anything.

I think maybe I think too much. He just wants to invite me to dinner. I was very sad, so I told him that I had to go first.

I'm not in the mood to have dinner with him, I just want to fuck him.

? Thursday morning 0 1:28

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Fanny 1995: The revolution still needs hard work. Come on.

Dakota _3095: Don't give up. I have a hunch. You definitely have a chance!

Anonymous comment: ... and then you left because of your unilateral paranoia?

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Anonymous user

I just did something crazy and retarded. I may regret it all my life.

In order to see his nude photos, I added his friend with my trumpet and asked him if he was chatting naked. He said yes, but I have to prove that I am a woman first. I think he finally took the bait, so I sent him all the photos of hot girls I found on the website before.

Guess what? My hand slipped and I posted my selfie in the gym to the photo album.

Then the other party never returned the message.

I'm cold. Life is so miserable.

Friends, I am a little desperate. Which girl in the comments can help me seduce him? I want his high-definition nude photos without codes to be my spiritual pillar for the rest of my life.

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Fri 02:50 a.m.

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Sure enough, the IQ of people in love is negative …

Jeffrey Shelton: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Can I laugh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I feel sorry for you, man ... Don't get so excited next time.

Missouri: No, we won't fight you. We are counting on the day when you and your brother are together.

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False unexpected true ending

It's really annoying It keeps me awake every day.

Eric thought over the stupid thing he had just done in his mind, sighed angrily and turned over.

He reached out to turn off the light, and suddenly his mobile phone received a text message to remind him.

1 message? From "cousin"

"Eric, a week. You are so stupid, I can't watch it anymore. "

Eric felt as if he had been electrocuted and sat up.

He was so nervous that his palms sweated and he was a little frustrated because his plot was exposed. He doesn't know what the other person will say next, whether it's ridicule, refusal or disgust. Looking at the three gray dots that the other party is typing, he feels that every second is infinitely elongated.

He couldn't stand the torture and decided to take the initiative.

"Do you know ...? "

"Who else do you think wrote those anonymous comments?"

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"Let's go to the beach at the weekend and bask in the sun with me this time."