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Love talk routines tease girlfriends.

1, "My blood sugar is low." "You are quick to tell me something sweet." 2. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Ah?" Cupid's arrow. "3." I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! ""What life advice? " "Accompany me for a lifetime. "4." Guess where my heart is? " "I must have left." "The fault is on your side. "5." Tell me your love story. " "Well ... my love story." "It's you. "6." Give me a fulcrum. " "Shake your heart. "7." If you see it, you don't know how to speak. " "Then call my full name. "8." How much do you like me? " "Tigers in forests all over the world have melted into butter. "9." Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies? " "I have seen it several times, and my hands are sour. "10" I am lazy and you are lazy. " "Later I became diligent." "In order to let you not be lazy. "1 1," I want to steal your temperature ","talk to people ","hug "12," Can you watch your step in the future? " "I have to bump into my heart. "13," wall, eyes, next door, how do you say it in English? " "Close to the wall", "Ying, I love you too ~"14, "Will you still fall in love with other girls? ""Yes, she will call you mom. 15, "I've gained a lot of weight recently." "Probably because I have you in my heart. "I have a super power, that is, I like you very much. I want to touch your heart. Don't ask me what constellation I am. I only tailor it for you. I brought so many couriers. When will you marry me? 5. Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I don't think you can't E: All the above are 6. Life is really hard. I want to be coaxed by you. 7. Do you smell it? After you appeared, the air was sweet. 8. Tell me if you miss me. Maybe I'm doing the same thing. 9. Keep a cat and a dog. If you have nothing to do, Doby cats will abuse dogs and sleep with you 10. I will forget everything you don't like. I will double the details of your love 1 1. I'll tell you right away. What seats? Gemini? No, our masterpiece. 13, I have a life advice that will benefit you for life. What advice? Stay with me this life. 14, do you know the difference between you and a monkey? I didn't know monkeys lived in caves. You live in my heart. 15, excuse me. What happened? Can I bother you for life? 16, I am really stupid. Besides liking you, what else? Because I like every look of you. 18, is your father a thief? Why did he steal the stars as your eyes? 19, do you know what clothes suit you? Beautiful clothes? No, I conquered you. I became a vegetarian when I saw you. Why? Because you're my type.