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Reasons for taking time off?

1, self-cursing version of the reasons for taking leave: illness, such as allergies, gastroenteritis and so on. Excellent acting skills and reasonable etiology are required. The success rate is 80%, and the technology 100%. The arrest rate is extremely high, but the bosses are embarrassed to wear it.

2, the old soap opera leave reasons: the plane was late, the train was late, and the home was stolen. The success rate is 50%, and the technology is 0%. There is no need to reverse the plot for such a trivial matter as asking for leave.

3. The most common reasons for leave: visiting parents in other places, or needing their parents to accompany them when visiting. The focus is on family cards, which show that parents are old with tearful emotions, hoping to take time out to accompany them. The success rate is 80% and the technology is 80%. But it is only suitable for people living in different places.

4. Reasons for leaving full of frustration: I was lovelorn, and I broke up. Lovelorn, break up, resulting in a very low mood recently, want to go out for a holiday. The success rate is 70%, and the technology is 70%. You think you are the biggest lovelorn, but in fact, the boss is too lazy to teach you to make you succeed occasionally.

5, the reason for the poor version of the leave: the work pressure was too great some time ago. Work fatigue, low efficiency, need to adjust. The success rate is 30%, and the technology is 30%. The boss frowned. What is this? He is much more tired than you.