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Hi! ! Everyone... April 1st is the day every year when you can lie to people without breaking the law. What tricks do you have to trick people? ! Contribute now! ! I’ll treat you and my dear “wife” friends well, but it must be innocuous, neither vulgar, nor helpless! ! Despicable deeds such as deceiving someone about a house fire, car accident, murder and arson... etc. are all listed as "last resort". Well, don't just talk about it without practicing it. I'm going to draw out some ideas and post my tricks first. This is a list. Being "extremely secret", it's guaranteed to make people "foam at the mouth"... QtU

The first trick is Xd9`;

Ingredients: XX brand sandwich biscuits (as long as there are two Just fill it with one slice, the thinner the better), a strip of XX brand toothpaste (black toothpaste is best, I tried it and it tastes good!!) u68

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Preparation method: Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully open the two biscuits, remove the sandwich, take out XX toothpaste, and squeeze out Add an appropriate amount to the cake (the amount depends on your personal "eating" habits), and finally glue it together, with the highest guiding principle of being realistic and presentable. R=/n5"

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Usage: Generally speaking There is no need to use it specially, just put it in an obvious place. It is best to prepare a few slices of "original" sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating. Naturally, "Xiao Xiao" will come to visit (called Jiang Taigong fishing). What's more, Asking people to taste it everywhere, but the risks are much greater than the former, so don't be careful. %w9Gr

(c)Tao Ranyi--~~ I am drunk with music, Tao Ran*** forgets the opportunity~~ W "BTBJ

Shelf life: One day (must be destroyed immediately the next day to prevent accidents, for example: on April 2, parents were greedy for a while and watched TV...) r

(c)Tao Ranyi--~~ I am drunken king, rejuvenated, Tao Ran*** forgets the opportunity~~ -h3Q

Note: If you accidentally touch your eyes or mouth, rinse immediately with clean water, please Do not seek medical attention. ^V,k

(c)Tao Ranyi--~~ I am drunken king and am happy·Tao Ran*** forgets the machine~~ CBG*

The second move [p

Materials (tools): rice basin or enamel basin (any other objects that can emit loud, high decibels after being struck), phone number (can be from someone you know, or someone you don’t know) It doesn’t matter, but it’s best to be a person with a big spirit) Q6{

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Scope of application: between dormitories, or friends who can be contacted by phone. In short, those who are closer will be safer: P ^X

The specific process: Try to use a very formal tone to call the other party. The conversation is as follows - this is (local place name) music station, there is a Mr./Ms. Please listen carefully to the "Dang" of Power Train.

Then knock on the previously prepared striking object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day (or "Goodbye", I think the latter is more effective) l~fJI

PS: The key point of this move- —You must not laugh, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere%"'i

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Third move 43

Ingredients: Clean silver toothpaste (green toothpaste is also acceptable), Japanese toothpaste-like green mustard. \+C56q

Fool's method: squeeze out a part of the toothpaste first, and don't let go (mustard is good for sucking) Aim the mustard tube at the toothpaste tube and squeeze! At the same time, let go of the toothpaste and suck! Finished! *W*Tz`

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Note: Previously The color of the toothpaste should be similar to that of green mustard, and the others should be useless. rt5

The fourth move p6f

I I want to make a bouquet of cute vegetables such as garlic, scallions, onions, carrots, etc. and give it to a cute little boy. It is best to sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice on top of the bouquet. Of course, it will be effective only if it is sent by a professional flower delivery girl in a very formal manner. I also want a big tofu skin to make the greeting card that comes with the bouquet, with my heartfelt greetings written in soy sauce on it. T>oXas

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The fifth move^[Ap< /p>

Details: You can play this game with your best friends, called: Transformation. _e

Ask your friend to stand in a horse stance first, with a correct posture and a piece of white paper in his mouth. Note that this is the posture before performing the exercise. Then you need to change him from one room to another. The room is ready, and you can say something like this in a helpless voice: "I can't change myself into a living person! I can't do it anymore, but that's how living people poop.";Qr

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Don't go to the toilet on April Fool's Day, seriously! One more reminder, this is not a drill, don’t go to the toilet! Lao Qiang stupidly went straight to the toilet. When he was done, he looked for toilet paper. He was shocked to find an empty scroll with no paper. Immediately he realized that today was April Fool's Day. Lao Qiang cursed angrily, "Don't bother looking here!" When I was scratching my head anxiously, I found a mobile phone in my pocket, and I cried with joy. This was simply the last life-saving straw. So I called colleague No. 1 and said, "I'm in the toilet and there's no paper. Come and help me quickly!" The colleague replied: "It's April Fool's Day. Someone just asked for toilet paper. Why is there another person? It's unbelievable!" After saying that, he hung up. Cursing. Colleague No. 2 called, "I'm in the toilet, no paper, come here for help!" The colleague replied: "Today is April Fool's Day, I refuse to go out to work, I'm sorry!" After finishing the conversation, he hung up the phone, in pain.

Colleague No. 3 called, "I know today is April Fool's Day. I'm in the toilet and I don't have any paper. Please come and help me. Please believe me!" Colleague replied: "How can you imitate me? You just used this trick to deceive someone. How could you not do it without me?" Just use it without permission after consultation?" After finishing speaking, he hung up, helpless. Colleague on the phone number 4, dialing... A voice came from the toilet next door, "Friend, don't count on it, I've been here for three hours, the phone has run out of power, and I'm still not out of trouble!" Lao Qiang fainted. Vqk

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(c)Tao Ranyi--~~ I am drunk Jun Fuxue·Tao Ran***forgets the machine~~ vEZ

(c)Tao Ranyi--~~ I am drunk with Jun Fuxue·Tao Ran***forgets the machine~~ Z

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I am at Northeastern University in Shenyang, and I was in the same room the night before yesterday People feel like they have nothing to do and can't sleep, so they decide to make harassing phone calls. Then he casually dialed the number of a girl's dormitory number at Liaoning University. On the phone, I said in a very depressed tone that I was so depressed that I wanted to commit suicide. The following is a part of the live video: 1I>;.

> Me: Hello, I'm sorry to bother you. I have no other intention. I just want to find someone to accompany me through the last mile of my life. 6ry=[L

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>The other side of the phone: No, you didn't mean to commit suicide (I snickered, luckily she didn't know how thick-skinned I am) G

>Me: Yes, I’ve been betrayed recently. The money I just withdrew from the bank was stolen. After a birthday, I got drunk and got into a fight with someone. Come on, let’s get some bricks. My head was opened, and it turned out that the person was our guide. I managed to raise a turtle, but ended up crawling to the cafeteria. When I looked for it, the shell was already left... (Sweat, this is I can’t tell it’s a harassing phone call, I’m really worried about the future of my motherland) 4Q

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>Then the girl kept trying to persuade me, telling me jokes and some embarrassing things about herself. ^_^ It made me laugh to death! ? x3(

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