New Year greetings: Funny Spring Festival greetings

I dreamed of you on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope!

The new year is coming. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me.

Funny greeting: I wish you a new year, with leisure in your busy work, winning money by playing cards, unlimited appreciation of your passbook, full of dollars in your pocket, full of beautiful women in front of your bed, full of energy and fierce and sweet lovers.

Pig, you are safe, pig, you are happy, pig, you are desperate, pig, you are safe.

Heroes cross the horse, beautiful women bring happiness, wine does not make people drunk, color does not make people fascinated, I wish you a new year: go out to make money, fish online, catch fish, eat abalone wings, and soak up beautiful girls every day!

Happy new year, I wish you: good health, all the best, happy family, happy life, successful career, bling, long life, rich and invincible!

Funny Spring Festival greetings: As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen.

Click to see your face all winter; Copy your enthusiasm and stick it in my heart; Download your breath and keep it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new!

The new year is coming. May you receive gifts and red envelopes every day and win mountains of money at cards. Newcomers love you like tofu, setting off firecrackers all over the street, and greeting whoever catches you. You're not afraid of the police knowing! Good luck!

Funny Spring Festival greetings: With the coming of the new year, I wish you to be a carefree mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious snake, a swift horse, a docile sheep, a clever monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig!

A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates, good luck and come early; A catty of sugar forbids two catties of bananas. Good luck and you won't run away. A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

Send four dishes and one soup that night: Happy Braised Pork, Steamed Friendship, Stir-fried Wealth, Boiled Health, Happy Soup every day, a bottle of Lanling Old Lucky Wine and a bowl of forever xxx rice. Happy new year.

Chinese New Year, I made a whole picture for you! The first part: I am bitter for you, tired for you and shed tears for you. Bottom line: crazy for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall for you. Horizontal batch: related to the position. I wish you a happy New Year!

The new year is coming. For the sake of global environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

Good luck in the new year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

When I am rich, I will use remy martin to flush your toilet, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with 999 roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Happy new year!

No matter how much water there is in the sea, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how amazing the ghost D is and how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival! Happy new year!

There are two main purposes of texting this time: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year's Eve, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. Send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!