Funny, tell me about the short sentences in the encyclopedia

1. Changing women is as diligent as changing sanitary napkins, and you will have dysmenorrhea one day.

Time won't send you another girl like me.

Your words are not credible, as easy as drinking water.

Every morning, two little people will appear in my mind. One said, forget it, get some sleep. The other said, OK, OK, OK!

Handsome is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand, and the soft belt is just confident.

God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

7. Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.

8. In order to get close to your idea, all the soldiers retreated angrily.

9. Without novels, mobile phones, computers and TV entertainment centers, I think I will suffocate. I really don't know how the ancients survived. Give me a big word!

10. Those who have wives hold me tight and start to shake WeChat.

1 1. The dirty appearance is to decorate the inner integrity.

12. As for why I am so beautiful, I only say the following six points, which you should remember well.

13. I cried and told everyone that I would never meet a boy who was so kind to me like him again.

14. There are many swindlers now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said it would be very hot. It's very hot. I followed him across the street, but he didn't die.

15. Picking up girls wants to see me, the little flower of the motherland.

16. The boat of friendship turns over when it says so, and the boat of love turns over when it says so. Menstruation, just arrived, let it slip, single dog's canoe is still standing still.

17. Short legs and short figure, don't be afraid. Besides being cute, she can pick up money faster than others.

18. Having money to buy a good watch is much more tasteful than adding a finger-thick gold chain around your neck. Mountain guns only wear gold chains.

19. Man is iron and rice is steel. If you don't pretend to be hungry for a day, you will panic.

20. I am so poor that I have only money left!

2 1. Based on our relationship. I will never sprinkle salt on your wound, I will only sprinkle it.

22. The key point of planning that does not aim at exams is to play hooligans.

23. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

24. The school canteen perfectly explains what it means to drag the hall for two minutes and queue for two hours.

25. Looking back suddenly, why haven't you left yet?

26. You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

27. When will this salary grow as fast as a nail?

28. No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

29. Some friends once had nothing to say, but now they have nothing to say.

30. Pretend to play soy sauce even if you are jealous, and don't let others look down on you.

3 1. Even if you quit spicy strips, what's the point?

32. You girls still wear bras in hot weather. Isn't it hot? God replied: If we don't wear bras, you will be very hot.

33. Yesterday, when my sister was browsing the space, she saw a lesbian saying: What will happen if tears stay? Sister suddenly whimsical comments: big chest drops on the chest, big chest drops on the feet. I don't want that person to answer me: is your foot okay?

34. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

36. If you don't listen, I'll turn you into a little monster and let Altman hit you.

37. I got a disease called if I don't love EXO, I will die.

38. The coolest moment every day in summer is the moment when the bra is thrown out. . .

39. Which woman did Chen He love for thirteen years? Why can't I find someone who loves me for three years?

40. In this society, tattooed people are afraid of heat, which leads to iphone people having no pockets, watches patting their legs and gold teeth showing their teeth.

Interesting talk about short sentences

1, the red apricot does not go out of the wall, resolutely pull it out. I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

3, even believe in advertisements, are you stupid to study?

4. When I become a China woman, I will destroy your harem.

Su Yan, beauty is your sweet smile.

6. Sometimes, sleeping is also a kind of enjoyment.

7. You are so likable that I can't love you.

8. Raise your hand if you love me, or stand upside down if you don't love me.

9. I am not tall, because I have acrophobia!

10, face is given by others, and face is lost by yourself.

1 1. I really hope to start school on February 29th, once every four years.

12, I am holding a heart, no wonder my stomach can't go down.

13, beating is pro, scolding is love, and kicking you is the most practical.

14, your smile is close to my heart and throat, and I never miss it.

15, you are affectionate and I am interested. As soon as the light is turned off, I'll leave.

16, put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

17, as long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

18, you will walk the red carpet in a wedding dress.

19, after walking for so long, I found that the only thing I can rely on is myself.

20. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

2 1, the original happy base camp, leaving Nana with only the base camp.

22. When I suddenly turned around, the head teacher had stood silently at the door of the window.

Xiaoming, who jumped into the Yellow River, finally jumped into the Yangtze River.

24. I can accept more homework, but I don't want to understand.

25. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

26. There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

27. I haven't held hands for a long time, and even a pickled chicken feet feels gentle.

28. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

29. Whose pen-tip boy are you, turning into a song in the barren soil of the city?

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

3 1, boring people just want to do boring things, which is worth boring.

32. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

33. Half the world is laughing at the other half. Actually, the whole world is a fool.

34, too concerned about a person, emotions are often controlled, and the rest is only heartache.

35. I am fat to make you look thin; Before I lose weight and make you look bad.

Looking at the face of the head teacher, I have the impulse to drop out of school. What about studying?

37. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

38. Have fun when you should play, and sleep well when you should study. Are you the same?

39. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

40. I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a man to a pauper.

4 1, the best love is to be loved while being happy.

42. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Anyone who touches my brothers and sisters will strip his clothes!

43. I have absolutely no feeling after drinking a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

44. I finally understand that I can't go back. People have to look at money when they are alive.

Do I really love you? I just want to say: you will know later!

46. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't even talk to me.

47. The palaces are locked together with beads and jade. The palace can really be locked, can't it?

48. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

49. I will run forward, climb up if I can, but I can't just get down on the spot.

50. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

5 1, I always feel that when I am alone, girls say that being cold is a rogue behavior.

52. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

53. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

54. There is a kind of person who only does two things and you succeed. He is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you.

55. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

56. I heard the meanest thing a girl said to me: you are not worth washing your hair!

57. I was chatting with the male god last night, and suddenly he said: You want to upgrade and be my girlfriend.

58. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

59. You are so annoying to me. You have no mother's education and will teach you how to prick.

60. What's it like to have a math class? Do you know what it's like to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?

6 1, Xiaoming unfortunately met a robber when he came home. In desperation, he picked up the National Day homework and killed the gangster! .

62. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

63. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

64, don't be proud, only young people know to play dirty, don't admit that you are that identity so quickly!

65. If Newton had sat under the durian tree, there wouldn't be so much homework now.

Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

67. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

68. How did you get the most unforgettable scar? The cruel doctor cut it at birth.

69, give me a woman, I can create a nation; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

70. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

7 1. Put the used toothpick back into the toothpick jar and shake it. Later, I went to a restaurant for dinner and found that many people have the same habit.

72. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up and say to him with strong contempt, are you and I in the same hospital?

73. I fell in love with my bed. We are both made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous bitch.

74. I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness, but you show indifference. The more you do this, the worse I feel.

75. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

76. Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not. In the face of beauty, it is revised as: there is danger to save, and no danger can create danger.

There is a blue friendship between a cloud and a cloud. There is pink love between a bunch of stamens and a flower. But I and your world, may you be closest to me.

78. I couldn't bear to watch my wife get up early every day and take the subway to work, so I quietly bought a house in the city center. The house is not big, but at least I don't have to see her again. . .

79. Today, my friend sent me a message asking me that someone had been sending her messages and she didn't want to return. She asked me what to do. You were stupid when I lost my temper. Why not just blacken it? So I was hacked.

80, girlfriend flat chest, very flat. This morning, I grabbed my girlfriend's flat chest and shouted: Big! Big! Big! My girlfriend opened my hand with one paw and shouted: Open! Two o'clock is small! . Well, I lost again.

8 1, once I asked my best friend: What is true love? My best friend said: For example, if I am naked in front of a man, his first concern is whether I will catch a cold. This is true love. I pouted: then how ugly you should be.

The graduation message is funny. Tell me about Daquan.

Talk about funny graduation message short sentences (1)

1, do everything calmly, do everything calmly, do everything with God in mind, and don't tell others that you are crazy everywhere!

2. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them and try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

3. Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

4. I don't know whether a sentence given to me by a female classmate is a compliment or a derogatory one: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!"

Boys like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for boys to be like you. It's up to you

6. Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

7. We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu. I hope that only time will flow away, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

8. deskmate: haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

9. To tell the truth, you are a good man, good-looking and in good shape. No matter whether we meet in the future, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

10, the sunshine is heroic for you, the breeze is seeing you off, cicadas are singing for you, birds are clapping for you, the shade is sheltering you from the wind and rain, and the rain and dew are refreshing for you. After graduation, I sincerely say: bon voyage, I wish you a bon voyage.

1 1. How many memories have we had of the maple forest with red leaves flying? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm.

12, in the snowy season, we also fell into confusion and felt lonely and desolate, but we survived after all.

13, English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

14, past scenes echoed in my heart, and past laughter echoed in my ears. In another three years, the banquet will soon be over, some will fill my heart, and some will become hope. I wish you a bright future after graduation and a smooth journey!

15, to tell the truth, you are a good person, with a good figure and a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

16, a female classmate gave me a sentence, I don't know whether it was a compliment or a disgrace: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!"

17, monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

18, we are occasionally a knife in the Jianghu. I hope it's only time that flows away, and then I have a wife! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

19, on campus, we have endured storms, we have enjoyed sunshine, we have struggled with tears, and we have smiled at glory. After graduation, the sky let us spread our wings and fly, the ocean let us sail, the mountains wait for us to climb bravely, and the plains expect us to lead the horse ... Let's go, classmates, the future is boundless!

20. Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to imagine you. It's up to you

2 1, a classmate of two years, * * * tells how many friendship chapters have been written in 700 days of sunshine. May all the lost months become beautiful memories and stay in your heart forever. May you be a drop of crystal water, projected into the vast friendship, a flower to form a hundred gardens, a shining fiber, a bright red shirt, a small screw, and stick to your post all your life.

22. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

23. After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

24. Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

25. Define our time today with youth, calculate our brilliant tomorrow with happiness, discuss our unfinished dreams with passion, and establish our respective ideals with success. May you cheer when you graduate.

26. Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, meeting each other is friendship, feeling is intentional, and the heart is connected. Let's get together. Now that we are going to graduate, we must keep in touch. We wish the students a bright future. Let's work hard and everything will be as you wish.

27. When I graduate, I will take good luck from all corners of the country, ask for some good luck from all directions, and collect some wealth from the north and south of the country. I'll give you all these. Good luck, good luck and good fortune. I hope your friendship with my classmates will last forever and keep in touch.

28, picking a string of dreams, school plays, memories are so colorful and gorgeous; And the pursuit of growth has actually been skipped. The noise of the world seems to become silent, which makes me pick up my memory again.

29. Looking back, it is a string of yesterday full of ups and downs: Yesterday, we had an argument in class; Yesterday, we ran on the court; Yesterday, there was our struggle in the examination room; Yesterday, we sang by candlelight. Yes, yesterday, how beautiful and unforgettable!

30. Although I don't get along with you much, I remember that you are a very competitive person from the way you usually deal with people. As a representative of the accounting class, I often see you busy collecting your homework and yelling, hehe, you are really conscientious. I feel like a strong woman. I'm graduating soon. I hope you can successfully enter your ideal university and find your own happiness. There is still a long way ahead. Come on!

Talking about Funny Graduation Message Short Sentences (2)

1. The higher a person's goal, the faster his talents develop and the greater his contribution to society.

2. We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu. I hope that only time will flow away, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

3. May we become a humble little stone thousands of miles away, paving the Golden Avenue.

4. The buds bred in the rain and dew absorb the brilliance of the sun and dedicate colorful flowers to the motherland-this is our common wish!

5. Determination, diligence, pursuit and innovation are all wonderful notes. Combine them harmoniously and you can compose a song of youth.

6. To tell the truth, you are a good man, good-looking and in good shape. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

7. Learn more when you encounter difficulties: heavy snow presses the rock pine, and the rock pine is straight. You know, pines and nobles, wait until the snow melts. If you don't remember this, don't blame my brother for not thinking about the past. Focus interview I'll give you an injection!

8, today's laughter, tonight's breeze and bright moon, beautiful but not eternal, have not had time to share the last glass of wine, but have to go their separate ways, take care, teacher!

9. Brothers and sisters, have a good trip! As a junior, I am also at a special stage. At the same time, I want to say to my seniors and sisters: hurry up and don't look back at my so-called college life when you graduate. I want to cry, not because I left, but because I didn't learn anything. I don't know how to write my resume. If I am used to it, I will leave it blank. Perhaps the biggest gain is-patience and adaptation to nothingness ...! Make good use of the library and learn "self-study, basic knowledge, practice, interest cultivation, initiative, time control and dealing with people", which is my feeling now.

10, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

12, English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

13, ladies and gentlemen, the good life is getting less and less every day. Let's cherish the rest of our college days, whether we are students in the graduating class or schoolmates, and we will be happy in the future, so now we have the opportunity to get in touch with our feelings more, and don't leave too many "I wish I had ……" instead of missing it, we should cherish it!

14, we are lucky to meet this good time; We have the aura of seizing opportunities, and the future lies with us.

15, I came gently and left in a hurry. What did I bring? What did I take? I don't know, I just heard some birds chirping in the distance. I spent four years in a matchbox!

16, a female classmate gave me a sentence, I don't know whether it was a compliment or a disgrace: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!"

17, the grass is all over the campus: the freshman is too young to cherish the grass in spring; Sophomore is just right, all love is looking for grass; My junior year is too old for the sunset to shine on the grass; In my senior year, I sighed. There are plenty of fish in the sea. You shout after graduation, but I'm not a grass anymore.

18, I'm tired of watching you for so many years, and my eyes hurt. I think there will be fewer opportunities for eye pain in the future, so I'll just stroll in front and savor the taste of eye pain.

19, fantasy! Fantasy combined with wisdom is the mother of art and the source of miracles.

20, employment is difficult, everyone knows, but I want to do something for you at the end of the message, and there is nothing to do. The only thing is to send a short message, a customs clearance. Have a nice trip, have a nice trip!

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Qq Classic Funny Talk about Daquan Space Funny Talk about Daquan Sentences

1, now dating, many women first ask if they have a house or a car. In view of this, I suggest that real estate developers and car dealers set up a special women's registry, so that all women who need houses and cars can register, and then launch the activity of buying houses and cars as gifts for their wives. The things are sold, and the houses and cars that women need are also available. Everyone is very happy.

2. Make friends inadvertently, and I don't say anything when I drink to death. I just want to know, some time ago, when I got married, which bastard stuffed me with condoms, full of condoms and seven or eight red envelopes! Open it in public. Where do you want me to put my face?

I used to be a schoolmaster, until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, but I couldn't find my way back.

4, don't make my brother angry, my brother is also very violent!

5. Should I sleep late on weekends? Sorry, I didn't sleep. Sleeping on weekends delays cleaning and going out to play.

6. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

7. If you are important, he will naturally try to keep you.

8. In winter in Beijing, I ordered a breakfast in a roadside shop. After drinking a hot drink, all the cells in my body seem to be activated by the warm current. I can't help praising you. I didn't expect your store to be small, but the coffee is quite distinctive! This is milk, sir, said the waiter patting the dust on his shoulder. . .

9. Before my husband and I got married, we often pretended not to know each other, and then we met or chatted. The funniest time was when he rode a motorcycle to meet me at the subway exit. I deliberately asked the master how much it would cost to go to a certain community. Said: no money, just give me a kiss, and I really kissed him and got on his car. The master of the motorcycle next to me was dumbfounded and advised me not to be fooled by the little girl!

10, turn your photo into black and white, take it out when you miss you, and then tell yourself that you are dead.

How are you going to spend April Fool's Day? I want to confess. Why? Because I was rejected, I can still answer with a smile and say Happy April Fool's Day!

12, do you know what to lose weight for? Losing weight means eating again.

13, when I was in junior high school, a classmate always felt that his bike was slow. When he got home, he loosened all the screws around the wheel with pliers, thinking it would be quick. The next day, during the exercise, the wheels flew out of the car at high speed.

14, Chinese at least increases literary knowledge! English can be communicated with foreigners! History keeps you from betraying! Geography keeps you from getting lost! Politics makes you know how to defend your rights! Mathematics is going to ruin your life: go to the Yellow Crane Tower and calculate how far the boat in the Yangtze River is from you!

15, because you are the kindest and funniest girl I have ever seen.

16,-If you mess with me again, I'll write your name on your underwear and fart you to death.

17, send you a mirror that can make you get what you want! Looking in the mirror is a surprise. White teeth, big eyes and slender waist are fascinating. Look how beautiful you are. Why do you ask me? Because this is a ha ha mirror!

18, I saw some people tattoo a ring on their fingers when they get married, and chop their hands when they get divorced, so I said to my wife, Why don't you get one? The wife said, that's too small to play. Let's get tattoos on our necks. God, what a wonderful time!

19, the years have passed, and I can't take away the care I sent you; Flowers bloom and fall, looking forward to tomorrow's glory; Pursue as much as you want, and let yourself enjoy the aftertaste of your dreams; May I dance with you successfully and make countless good luck!

20, Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and the spirit guy is a bit hanging.

2 1, let me see how big your heart is.

22. My brother's past love life was also quite chaotic.

23. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the sea at the same time, would you like to stay with me?

24. I really can't forgive your vulgarity, and it is still so vulgar!

25. But when the ugliest side is revealed, someone feels distressed from the heart, which is true love. If you are just patient and helpless, life will tell you a truth. If you don't do it, you won't die. Because love is the most fragile relationship.

26. Someone jumped off the building on the roof of the company next door, and the fire came and the warning line was pulled. Laying an air cushion, but also psychological comfort and persuasion, this hot day, busy around. I remember 12 years, there was a dispute in the shopping mall, and dozens of people climbed upstairs and pretended to jump off the building to put out the fire, so they pulled up the cordon and said, OK, you can start jumping.

27. You are so funny. Didn't you say you wanted to chat with me? I sent you several messages when your wife came. Did you talk to me?

28. Walking into an alley, a beautiful woman greeted me: handsome boy, go in and play for a while. What moved me was tears. After all, after more than 30 years, someone finally admitted that I was a handsome boy and a beautiful woman. If I have no money, I will follow you in.

29. I tell you, I don't like people who can't afford to play with me. What about your capital?

30. Male, I have a project of hundreds of millions. If you are willing to do it, it will be yours. Can you do it? Female, do