Jokes in Jin Yong's novels?

Wang Zhongyang died, Quanzhen Church held a funeral, and heroes from all walks of life came to pay their respects!

Just after paying tribute to the body, many heroes couldn't wait to put fruit bowls, cigarettes and drinks in the mourning hall, and sat around Wang Zhongyang's coffin to discuss the distribution of the Nine Yin Zhen Jing! ! The negotiation was conducted in a soft funeral music. These heroes shed crocodile tears while fighting for the ownership of Jiuyin Zhenjing.

At the height of the argument, suddenly a crisp fart resounded through the earth, and everyone was shocked and suddenly became silent and looked at each other! This fart is really the pinnacle, swallowing mountains and rivers, pulling thousands of forces, lingering sound, endless aftertaste! But at the same time, it is against the taboo of Wulin (especially on such a solemn occasion)! As the host, Quanzhen Qizi was so humiliated that he got up and drew his sword and posed for the Big Dipper!

Qiu Chuji asked Ma Yu in a low voice, "Boss, could it be our insiders?" Ma Yu shook his head confidently, "I don't think so. The internal force of Quanzhen Sect won't be so out of control!" So several people's eyes fell on the Jiangnan Seven Monsters with the worst internal force at the same time! Ke Zhene, a flying bat, stood up black and blue on his face, trembling all over and said, "Hum! What do you mean, I, the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River, are not skilled in martial arts, but I never do such shameless, obscene and disastrous activities! Zhu Cong, the second child, added, "That's right. We seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River are like one person. At home, seven people fart together, and at public occasions, seven people fart together. Did you hear the seven notes?"?

Qiu Chuji knew the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River, and nodded slightly at them, signaling them to sit down! Eyes turned to the usual despicable west poison Ouyang Feng! Ouyang Feng smiled but didn't smile: "Is the fart of my Baituo Villa easily smelled by all of you?"? Said to Ouyang Ke handed a look! Ouyang Ke body movement, people firmly squatting on the water tank at the door, I saw his demonstrated luck, a loud roar loud, a white smoke and some yellow liquid all squeezed out from his legs. Ouyang Feng quickly covered his eyes with his hand: "Chloe, you are a shameful thing, come back quickly, and tell you to eat less cold drinks in Jiangnan, but you won't listen!"! Everyone saw that a jar of water had instantly turned black, and they all knew that the old poison uncles and nephews couldn't put out the upright fart just now!

Everyone's eyes turned clockwise and fell on Hong Qigong, a beggar in the north. They all thought to themselves, "The old beggar doesn't pay attention to hygiene at ordinary times, so he must have done this!"! Hong Qigong burst out laughing: "Haha, the old fart has always been coordinated with actions!"! As he spoke, he poked the dog stick into the ground, and the PP twisted, and a dragon wagged its tail. In the fart, two disciples of the Beggars' Sect suddenly shot back like rockets.

It's not Hong Qigong either. Could it be Master Yi Deng of Nandi? Yi Deng looked pale: "The monk doesn't talk nonsense, and all the polluted air in Lao Na's body has been discharged by a Yang finger." He said with secret luck, raised his middle finger in the air and put a POSE…… ... Yu Qiao's four apprentices hurried to hold him: "Master, master, the true qi is precious, don't consume it casually!"

Everyone had to turn their eyes to Huang Yaoshi, the evil of the East. Huang Yaoshi slammed his face on the table, and Huo Ran stood up and said, "Yes, yes! These farts are all fucking me! " Huang Rong around him hurriedly pulled his clothes: "Dad, you didn't put it there. What do you admit? Jing elder brother, you've heard my dad's fart. Please clarify it quickly! Guo Jing scratched his head and stood up: "Oh! This is really not put by my father-in-law. My father-in-law's fart has always been three points of righteousness and seven points of evil. Besides, anyone who knows a little about temperament will be disturbed by his blue sea and tidal fart ... Hey hey ... Answer finished! " Huang Laoxie smiled at Guo Jing for the first time in his life and handed over a Peach Blossom Island cigarette!

Now, only Mei Chaofeng is left. Without waiting for everyone to speak, she got up and said darkly, "Hum! Who his mama fart don't admit, I let his PP so end! Said the five fingers a hook, according to stand behind Yang Kang PP gently grasp, Yang Kang immediately screamed and ran out like a cat's tail was burned. Mei Chaofeng answered, "Although my eyes are blind, my ears are not deaf. This fart is from 75 degrees east longitude and 32 degrees north latitude!"! Following Mei Chaofeng's direction, all eyes fell on Wang Zhongyang's coffin ...

The lid of the coffin was opened by itself, and all the heroes were shocked and shouted, "Lao Wang cheated the body!" I saw Wang Zhongyang sitting up from the coffin, singing Gao Linsheng's song: "It's me, it's me, it's me ... You heroes, being original has already died in the west, but everyone is arguing over the Nine Yin Zhen Jing. I'm afraid that you will dismember me before I get to God, so you will let out the last true qi and burn the Nine Yin Zhen Jing"! After that, I kicked my leg again and breathed my last.

The heroes shook their heads and left Quanzhen Sect helplessly! Soon, Zhou Botong jumped out of the backyard: "Ole Ole, the seven sons of Quan Zhen are assembled. Now, I'm going to visit Jiuyin Zhenjing. Just now, my brother burned his love letter with his fart!"!