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I want pictures about Christmas and some greetings, please help me, thank you!
2 I will turn all the good news into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, all the happiness into a cake to thank you, and then say Merry Christmas!
3 I silently prayed that Santa Claus would send me a hand-in-hand companion to spend this wonderful Christmas eve in the coming Christmas night, and he gave you to me as a result.
4 Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network within 24 hours, I have always been far-sighted and smart, and I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in advance!
5 If a fat old man jumps in from the window every year tonight to catch you and put you in a bag, you don't have to worry, because the Christmas present I want is you.
6 Maybe years will fade the past, maybe the space will be isolated from each other, but knowing that the cherished friendship is still sincere will say Merry Christmas to you again!
7 Santa Claus said that happiness means a healthy body, people who love you deeply, and a group of reliable friends. When you receive this message, you will have everything.
8 I send you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my heart, and my infatuation is hanging below. The material is my unchanging heart: Merry Christmas!
9 This is the message I sent you three days later. Don't peek. I told you not to look, but to look. Merry Christmas!
1 In this foreigner's festival, I really want to be with you and enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere. However, you and I are separated, so I have to whisper to you here: "Merry Christmas, dear!"
11 I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks, filled with Christmas presents.
It's Christmas. Have you hung smelly socks on the bedside? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in. Merry Christmas!
13 Santa Claus said that he would put presents in our socks this year, so you must stay with me on Christmas Eve.
14 Merry Christmas and best wishes for happy new year!
15 In this charming Christmas, you hid at home and gave birth to eggs, a bunch of dinosaur eggs, and a small egg, pig. Merry Christmas!
16 Merry Christmas, what is Merry Christmas? It's not the happy sunshine, nor the chirping of birds. It's a happy thought and a happy smile, and it's a warm and loving greeting.
17 There has been a question that puzzles me these days. You are obviously not a chicken. Why should everyone wish you a Merry Christmas?
18 Do you know whose holiday Christmas is? I don't know, it's your holiday, it's Christmas! Idiot.
19 HI, why are you still here? Do you know your importance? Without you, who will drag Santa Claus to give presents to everyone? Merry Christmas!
2 I feel, think, see, smell, hear, people feel, hands feel, feet feel, talk, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, only my blessing has arrived.
21 Because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can meet together under the tree and make a common wish. Let's love each other for life.
22 If you are Christmas, I am New Year's Day, you are Santa Claus, I am a reindeer doffer, you are Santa Claus, and I am Santa Claus, I wish you a merry Christmas!
23 Please give me a chance to spend time with you on Christmas Eve. Can a small request satisfy me?
24 On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words, affectionate words and exquisite gifts, but only deep wishes from friends. Merry Christmas!
25 On the night of 24th, I will cook two eggs, and I will eat one. It will be a Christmas for you. I wish you a happy holiday!
the dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my prayers for your safe life, and the ringing bells on Christmas night are my wishes for your happy life.
27 On Christmas Eve, I want to walk into the church with you, ok?
28 It's a long time since I liked you. I really want to waltz with you on this Christmas night and lie down beside you and say softly, I like you very much.
29 Dear, although I can't spend our first Christmas with you, I still want to send you my deep blessing, wishing you a more beautiful tomorrow.
3 The snow is fluttering, the deer bells are flying, and the sweet Christmas Eve is coming again, with small hands waving and dancing. What a wonderful Christmas day.
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32 Merry Christmas, Santa Claus? If you are unhappy, send me more gifts. I know that you are all shopaholics. Just send more after shopping one by one, and you will feel refreshed.
33 Merry Christmas wishes the world to be full of peace. I sincerely wish you a happy year. May God bless you. Amen.
34 Merry Christmas! Send the gift to the SMS reader quickly, or you will be fidgeting this Christmas Eve. Do you hear me? Don't laugh at the fool!
35 Friends who have known each other but haven't met each other, can we get together on Christmas Eve?
36 I made a wish to Santa Claus. I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing from Santa Claus to warm your heart and feet.
37 Little witch, Christmas is coming again. I have a blessing for you. I hope you will stop being stupid and have sex. Well, anyway, it's just that you want to be happier than me.
38 On the occasion of Christmas, I have only one thing to tell you. I didn't eat breakfast or lunch today. I'll call on you after work.
39 I haven't heard your voice for a long time, and no one has listened to my heart-to-heart talk for a long time. I really miss you on the day when snowflakes are flying, and I wish you a merry Christmas!
4 if you are alone now, I wish you a merry Christmas, and if you are in a group, please tell me where you are.
41 I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. The chance of a romantic Christmas night has come. You are as happy as a pig, even more so when you are angry, haha.
42 No gifts this Christmas, only short messages
43 Santa Claus asked, "What day is it today?" The elf said, "Today is Christmas!" " Santa Claus said, "Oh, that's too bad. I have to work overtime again. I hate this day."
44 wine, candles and a big meal, what a perfect Christmas, except for you, my friends and your wallet.
45 honey, you are brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree, and you are cuter than the reindeer, but have you shaved your beard? I don't want you to look like Santa Claus.
46 Listen, Santa's bell. Go and have a look. Why are you back so soon? What, take out the garbage, don't be too anxious!
47 Why are you awake? Open your eyes quickly. I climbed into your bed last night and hid a very special gift under your pillow!
48 may the light of Christmas shine on your every day, and may sunshine and flowers fill your life journey.
49 You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, and Christmas is happy. Oh, where is my Christmas present? Look for it, look for it. Oh, did you get it? I brought you happiness.
5 Merry Christmas. I don't think of you only on special days, but I will definitely let you receive my blessing at Christmas.
51 when the bell rings, I am yours! Don't get me wrong, it's not the wedding bell, it's the Christmas bell, and I'm the one you gave the gift to.
52 In the face of Christmas and people passing by in a hurry, I think of you, and my heart is touched. Love is the kind of expression that can't be expressed.
53 Christmas is coming again. I hope I can spend Christmas with the people I love this year. I want to ask you, would you like to be the person I love?
54 HI! I haven't seen you for a while. I wonder how you are now? Christmas and New Year are coming. May you have an unforgettable and happy Christmas! I hope you will be happy in the new year!
55 On Christmas Eve, we go to have dinner, sing songs on Christmas Eve, and go to disco on carnival night. I want us to be together!
56 I don't know how to face your departure, and you didn't give me any comfort. There are tears in my eyes. Will you come back for Christmas? Don't break my heart again! !
57 There is something I want to say every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold it any longer. Please take the socks you left on my sofa! !
58 Christmas really feels so lonely! Because I don't have you around, I really miss you, and I really want you to spend this romantic Christmas Eve with me.
59 My child, I am Santa Claus, and I have a Christmas present for you. What, you don't have a smoke window at home, so don't buy it!'
6 Christmas Eve wishes you happiness. May the laughter and joyful atmosphere of Christmas haunt you forever!
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62 Please choose a wish: A: chocolate+rose B: buffet+candlelight C: movie+snack D: All of the above
63 Only when the bell rings, may my blessing turn into a flying angel and fly to your window. Merry Christmas!
64 If you haven't received my Christmas present today, there must be a big hole in your socks. Please mend it quickly.
65 In order to respond to environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a Christmas card at Christmas, just write your message directly on the largest possible banknote.
66 I can't go to church to pray for you, and I don't have Christmas songs, and I don't have Christmas gifts. I just pray in my heart that I hope you will be healthy every day.
67 I had a dream last night. Santa Claus gave me a Christmas dinner voucher for two people. Would you like to spend our first Christmas with me?
68 Baby, I will be with Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Now in front of you, close your eyes and count to three.
69 Merry Christmas, dear. Do you know who I am? This question may not be important to you, but it cares about me.
it's snowing. Santa Claus is standing on the green Christmas tree outside and snickering. Go to sleep, baby, and you will receive a beloved gift tomorrow, waiting for me.
71 Would you like to be my Santa Claus this year? Put the presents on my bedside on Christmas night.
72 On this fashionable and wonderful day, I have thousands of blessings, but I just want to say four words to you: Merry Christmas!
73 Every day with you is like Christmas.
Christmas Eve, I wish you, my friend, warmth and peace! I share with you when I am happy, and I share with you when I am unhappy.
75 The gift for you is so heavy that the deer cart can't pull it, so I have to deliver it myself. Remember to wait for me and wait for me to say Merry Christmas!
76 Say Merry Christmas in Chinese, Merry Christmas in English, and tell me from my heart when I want a Christmas present.
77 The twinkling silver light in the sky surrounds colorful dreams. I wish you all the wishes made with your hands folded together.
78 Merry Christmas. In the new year, there will be sweetness, honey, wealth, taste, security and health.
79 The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift.
8 Please choose your wish: A: Chocolate+Rose B: Buffet+Candlelight C: Movie+Snacks D: All of the above are
81. I am Santa Claus. Please send me your home address and the storage place of personal valuables. Why do you need the storage place of valuables?
Of course, it is insured for gifts. Come on!
82 With the coming of Christmas Eve, how are you when you think of your classmates and friends far away? Say merry Christmas, may friendship last forever and wish a happy new year!
before Christmas, I always thought that Santa Claus would not give me the best gift, but this Christmas is different. With your arrival, let me remember today forever.
84 You know where Santa Claus is. He stole my heart. Did he give it to you? If so, you should keep it well. That's true.
85 Although I didn't tell you in person, it can also express my sincere wishes to you. Happy holidays! No matter what happens, I will support you, please believe me, friends are a lifelong thing!
86. Friends have been separated for a long time, and Christmas letters are even more affectionate. Let's have a safe carnival and enjoy ourselves. Don't forget that friends are far away. Everything will be successful in the end, and we will return to our hometown to welcome the New Year.
87 I like the vitality of spring, the green shade of summer, the fruitful results of autumn and the snowy winter. I prefer to send my blessing to the person I like at this time of year: Merry Christmas!
88 Christmas is coming, and I made a wish that all my friends will be happy, happy, free from worries and grievances, love themselves, happiness will follow, and Christmas will be warm.
89 I send you a Christmas tree. The roots are healthy, the trunk is a happy family, the branches are a happy career, and the leaves are a happy love.
9 stars are shining, candlelight is shining, tinkling, tinkling, and the lovely and kind Santa Claus comes down from the sky, bringing countless warmth and happiness to the world, and my best wishes to your friend: Merry Christmas!
91 Every snowflake falls, every firework ignites, every second flows, and every miss is sent, which represents every blessing I want to send you. Merry Christmas!
People eat jiaozi with chopsticks in Spring Festival, moon cakes with their hands in Mid-Autumn Festival, and roast geese with knives and forks at Christmas. Now, Christmas is coming, you'd better hide before the knife and fork fall on you.
Congratulations on Christmas, send a short message to wish you a successful career, always accompany you with a happy smile, and think of you for a long and healthy life. Finally, I want to inform you that Grandpa Fortune will also visit you.
94 Smile at night, have a good sleep, smile in the morning, life is full of emotional appeal all day, smile after work, the house is full of joy and excitement, smile when you are worried, and forget all your troubles. Merry Christmas and always smile!
95 when the snow falls and the cold wind blows, I realize that the romantic Christmas has arrived.
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