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Who can recommend some fresh and humorous short messages?
Lie plum smell flowers, lie branches hurt and hate low, invite to smell lying stones, lie wet in Chun Lv.
Dark stone green, dark pink, dark stone passing through Chun Lv, dark stone passing through Chun Zhu.
2. Niu Wangmo grabbed the princess and said, You broke your throat, and no one will come to save you.
Princess: Break your throat, break your throat!
Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you.
Devil: Speak of the devil.
Cao Cao: Did you call me?
Demon: Damn it.
Ghost: Shit, it's been discovered!
Shit: Who found me?
Who: Nobody found you!
Nobody: It's none of my business!
Niu Wangmo is schizophrenic from now on! :-D
3, tell you a joke {before marriage} look down:
He: Great! The day I was looking forward to has finally arrived!
She: Can I go back on my word?
He: No, don't even think about it!
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Will you betray me?
He: No, why do you think so?
She: Can you give me a kiss?
He: Of course, not once!
She: Is it possible for you to hit me?
He: Never!
She: Can I trust you?
Read {after marriage}
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