Classic quotations in Sichuan dialect comedy

1. If you want to be smart, you should drink milk. If you want to be handsome, you should eat more rattan vegetables-Wang Baoqi.

2. You look like a pig with a bright and dirty heart and pretend to be a Hong Kong businessman. The teeth are brown, pretending to be an expert, the red flag in the house is not falling, and the colorful flags are still flying outside.

3. Men can retreat on the battlefield, but never fall down on the mahjong table-Wang Baoqi.

4. The Lake brothers said that all the eggs in the world together can't beat the stone-Wang Baoqi.

5. You are stubborn. Don't listen when you talk, and don't do it when you listen. If you do something wrong, you have to lie. If you lie, you won't admit it.

6. See if I don't turn your shrimp into a panda today-Flower Magpie said to Wang Baoqi.

7. I tell you that the miser is warm, patient and sincere before borrowing money, and he makes you happy; After borrowing money, it is cruel and heartless, which makes you sad.

8. Tian Cainong said: If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes; People attack me, I give three points; If people commit crimes against me again, they will destroy the grass.

9. Yes, your baby has grown up-Xifeng.

10 yo, how dare I comb it out without some skill? wang baoqi

1 1, Brother Rake said that people are either addicted to bad habits or abnormal in silence-Wang Baoqi.

12, I don't know what a tire is. A "fetus" is the reincarnation of several generations-Wang Baoqi.

13, knives will rust if they are not sharpened, and people will lose weight if they don't eat meat-Wang Baoqi.

14, don't play with me there.

15, run, horse skull

16, don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital-steel pea said to the miser.

17, you are a cucumber, with a yellow accent, doing melon things-Tian Cainong.

18, you are the placenta, the skull is the fetus, and walking is the vegetable-sweet cowpea.

19. Ask the baby to practice sword, and the baby will practice sword, but if you don't practice epee, you will practice sword (base) instead of Jin Jian and bronze sword, and the baby prefers silver sword. Tian Cainong

20. Happiness can't be caged. Just wear cropped trousers. Say you are precious, you say you are in good health. It's easy to say, just like running grass.

2 1, Xifeng said: I want to drink pesticides, you give me a bottle; If I want to get on the crane, you give me a rope; If I want to jump into the well, you can cover it for me.

Wang Baoqi, I won't hit you in the face with spring today. You don't know why flowers are so red

23. Baoqi said to Brother Rake: There are plenty of herbs in the sea, and we don't look for them at all in our village. Small quantity and poor quality.

24. Wang Baoqi said: Give up Bora Baode Castle and give up pearls for agate.

25, Tian Cainong said: You don't want one, two, three, five, six, four (things) to find four.

26. When Gan bought a computer, he said that his head was full of ping-pong balls and glutinous rice balls hung under his eyebrows.

27. I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I save the country. I was late, I left early, and I saved electricity for the country.

28. If you don't correct it for a day, you will shout. Two days without smashing houses and uncovering tiles, three days without hammering and thundering.

29. The treasure said: Don't think that a grape will become a grape when it is dried up.

A tree will die if it is not skinned. People have no face and the world is invincible.

Talking about the Sichuan earthquake

I heard about the Sichuan earthquake yesterday. I really hope everyone can be safe and healthy! Please cherish everything in front of you, no one knows what will happen tomorrow.

Talking about the Sichuan earthquake

First, sometimes I can't figure it out. Sichuan earthquake is of national concern, while Shandong drought is neglected. It seems that I have been treated unfairly, and the fruit trees in the mountains are dying!

Second, there was an earthquake in Sichuan, and then Xinjiang. There are no earthquakes in Himalayas and Tibet.

Third, friends in Sichuan, try not to sleep tonight. If you have to sleep, but you really can't sleep too hard, please put a bottle of water on the bedside table and feel the shock. If it falls, you can run. You can also sleep upside down on bottles or fragile objects at night. If an aftershock shakes at night, it will fall and make a noise. I hope you are all well.

Last night, it looked like a mysterious cloud. A few hours later, there was an earthquake in Sichuan and an earthquake in Xinjiang this morning. Is this the legendary earthquake cloud?

Before the earthquake, I dragged my whole family to run, and suddenly I answered the phone and said that there was an earthquake, and Xi 'an had an earthquake. I am surprised! Then I said the Sichuan earthquake, and then I was surprised, and then I said weakly, I didn't feel it, and then I felt, thank you for asking, and then I felt that I didn't go anywhere. I just write the Xinjiang earthquake in front of the computer every day. Pay attention.

6. Sichuan earthquake, followed by Xinjiang earthquake. With the coming of autumn, the land father-in-law will release the energy saved in summer. Do you want some more numbers?

Seven, a person at home, was awakened in the early morning, although I experienced an earthquake, but I was still young. Today, for the first time, I felt scared, helpless and afraid to run. I just held the quilt and hid in the corner, shivering, watching the fan keep shaking and stopping for a long time! I watched the news of Sichuan earthquake before going to bed last night, but I didn't expect to be woken up early in the morning. It was really scary.

Eight, the glory of the king's hanging up in qualifying today deserves forgiveness! Because maybe he is a friend who is experiencing Jiuzhaigou earthquake, Sichuan earthquake, Xi earthquake and Lanzhou earthquake in Gansu province! I'll eat this forgiveness candy first! I wish them a safe return to King's Canyon!

9. Sichuan earthquake and Xinjiang earthquake. Bearing southwest to northwest, corresponding to autumn, belonging to gold, for punishment. I never mentioned gold, because gold is the conflict between fire and earth. The weather is getting colder and colder in autumn, and the soil energy is getting heavier and heavier, so there is no need to use another concept symbol. The key to the ancient concept of five elements is to cover up the essence of soil with golden water, and the center of the earth town is under the control of soil energy all the year round.

10. I suddenly saw the Sichuan earthquake when I was watching the news last night. I quickly asked Yunyang if the old man had any influence. After the sound, I took a closer look at Jiuzhaigou. Intuition must chew it again this time. Sure enough, someone said I made a fuss early in the morning. Really, like several uncles in Chongqing and one uncle in Chengdu. I really feel that Sichuan people have a strong mentality. The mantra is that small earthquakes don't have to run.

I woke up and heard that there was an earthquake in Xinjiang. There was an earthquake in Sichuan yesterday. What happened? Pray for my greater China, and everything will be safe.

A few days before the Sichuan earthquake and the Songyuan earthquake in Xinjiang, some areas in Inner Mongolia also felt the blessing of the earthquake.

I am sorry to hear the news of the Sichuan earthquake. We are with you! I hope Sichuan compatriots can get out of their grief and rebuild their homes as soon as possible. Send you love and positive energy!

Fourteen, after many twists and turns, I failed to come to Chongqing as promised! On my way home, I learned the news of the Sichuan earthquake. I'm sorry. I wish you all the best there! Pray for you!

Fifteen, I watched the Sichuan earthquake before going to bed, and the mobile phone earthquake woke up. I hope that Sichuan and Xinjiang will be safe.

Sixteen, Sichuan earthquake and Xinjiang earthquake, in front of nature, human beings are so small and fragile! May peace be with you!

17. Sichuan earthquake debris flow The earthquake in Xinjiang is so beautiful that it hurts to listen. Wish you good health.

18. I don't want to see the damage caused by the Sichuan earthquake, but I have to face the reality. May the Lord try not to be busy with injuries. Thank God for his blessing!

19. God bless Sichuan and pray for peace. I also hope that Brother Kun Can will get home safely and not be too tired. He must be exhausted, too Kun Chong joins you in praying for Sichuan.

Yesterday Sichuan earthquake, this morning, Xinjiang earthquake, I hope friends in Xinjiang and Sichuan are all well.

2 1. Sichuan earthquake, Xinjiang earthquake, India provocation. It never rains but it pours, but nothing can stop the revival of China. Let the storm come more violently!

Twenty-two, I hope that casualties will not increase again, I hope that rescuers can save lives and ensure their own safety, and I hope that there will be no more disasters in the world.

Twenty-three, Sichuan earthquake was discovered yesterday, and Xinjiang earthquake was discovered this morning. Then last night, I was relieved to see Jiehang and Zongzong in Datong No.3 Middle School and the Sichuan babies in Xiaotong No.4 Middle School all alive and kicking. This morning, I confirmed that all the children's papers in Xinjiang were safe. Xiao Tongsi also has a baby to travel to Xinjiang, but everything is safe. Oman hasn't returned my message yet, but it seems that he is still at school.

Yesterday, I asked you how you felt about the Sichuan earthquake. The earthquake in Xinjiang was discovered this morning.

Twenty-five, peace! I suddenly saw the news of the Sichuan earthquake last night. I didn't know the seriousness of the earthquake until I saw it. It spread to Chongqing, so I called my friends to see how they were in Chongqing. The first person didn't answer the phone, the second person waited for the phone, and finally someone answered. Then there said that we didn't feel anything in Chongqing, and then smiled and said, you let me down? I really laughed and cried when I heard this joke. I said no, it's okay! So you told me that you should rest quickly. You are fine in Chongqing, and so is another friend! You don't know, you two are my good friends. You are just going to Chongqing on business for a while. When I heard that the earthquake affected you, I prayed to God not to play jokes on me. Haha, it's a good thing you have nothing to do! ) So I went to bed, when another friend called back and said I was just licking mutton kebabs. . . A mouthful of old blood, okay, okay, listen to you, I'm going to bed first! May everyone be safe!

26. I woke up in the morning and saw the report of the Sichuan earthquake. Although I don't know where this person is from, I sincerely hope you can be safe. I won't be angry with you. I hope to meet you again in the future, and I want to grasp the point that you can't take care of yourself.

Hong Kong flu Sichuan earthquake Xinjiang earthquake God bless China and pray for peace.

28. When I woke up from the Sichuan earthquake and Xinjiang earthquake, I looked puzzled. I only remember that it rained heavily last night. Are you okay?

Twenty-nine, 20xx lived in 17 when he was born. He was having dinner when he suddenly felt the building shaking. His first reaction was the earthquake, and then the news came out as if it was Taiwan Province Province. I was still living in the hospital building 65438+20xx when the news of the Sichuan earthquake came out. Awkward! I sincerely hope that God will be gentle with this world. Natural and man-made disasters are getting less and less, less and less!

Thirty, I woke up and looked at my mobile phone. It was full of news of the Sichuan earthquake. Surprised, I realized my child and prayed for blessings.

Most of the people who died in the last Sichuan earthquake were Sichuanese, and this time it is estimated that most of them are mainlanders.

Sichuan pickle advertising language daquan

1. Walk into the land of abundance and taste Sichuan kimchi.

2, the qualification of Sichuan style, a taste of kimchi.

3, the art has been passed down for thousands of years, and the five continents are delicious.

4, an altar of Sichuan kimchi, a healthy friend for life.

5, one side of the soil, one person and one kimchi.

6, a taste, a lifetime aftertaste.

7. Once tasted, you will never forget it.

8, the hometown of pandas, kimchi is delicious.

9, small taste big life.

10, taste the Millennium, fragrant crown kitchen meal.

1 1, the world kimchi sees Sichuan, and Sichuan kimchi fragrant garden.

12, the soul of world cuisine, the source of Sichuan flavor.

13, talented Sichuan show, authentic kimchi.

14, the beauty of the land of abundance is in the world, and the beauty of Sichuan kimchi is in China.

15, the land of abundance is beautiful, and kimchi is fragrant all over the world.

16, Tianfu good kimchi, Yipin Qing Xiang Garden

17, sour and spicy are all in the water in the altar, and they are all in Sichuan cuisine.

18, Sichuan, the land of abundance, kimchi is the best food in the world.

19, Sichuan kimchi fragrance, shared by all parties.

20. Sichuan kimchi is more perfect for its "fragrance" and "delicious".

2 1, Sichuan pickle, I choose Qing Xiang Garden.

22, Sichuan kimchi, the taste of home.

23, Sichuan kimchi, world flavor.

24. Sichuan has infinite charm and kimchi is delicious.

25. Taste and story of Sichuan.

26. The world is long in the middle of Shu, and kimchi is fragrant in the altar.

27. See Shanghai at the World Expo and Sichuan at Kimchi.

28, the entrance is fragrant, and the aftertaste is endless.

29, the land of abundance for thousands of years, delicious kimchi.

30, the Millennium delicious inheritance, ancient and modern elegant dedication.

3 1, delicious for a thousand years, memorable for a lifetime.

32, a thousand years of history, delicious.

33, the Millennium Chuanchuan rhyme, the taste of kimchi.

34, the Millennium Sichuan wind, Sichuan kimchi fragrance.

35. Taste Sichuan pickles and enjoy a healthy life.

36. Taste Sichuan pickles and live a happy life.

37. Fresh before soaking, fragrant after soaking.

38. Soak in Sichuan and taste Tianfu for thousands of years.

39. Soak hot and sour Sichuan cuisine and Sichuan cuisine, bringing out the simple human delicacies.

40. There are thousands of kinds of pickles, which are fresh in Sichuan.

4 1, charming Sichuan, kimchi is delicious.

42. Delicious food knows no borders, and kimchi spreads all over the world.

43, delicious Sichuan, kimchi brings freshness.

44, delicious and refreshing, unforgettable.

45, delicious bubble out, life is more exciting.

46, delicious can't stop, drooling.

47. Green ecology is pollution-free, and Sichuan pickles are favored.

48, gather the aura of heaven and earth, set the Millennium bubble skills, and make famous dishes in China.

49, Juchuanchuan aura, soak the world's good dishes.

50, delicious, authentic enough, only overbearing.

5 1, good mountains, good water and good kimchi, original flavor.

52. The ancient Shu acid rhyme has been passed down for thousands of years, and it is crisp and tender.

53. In the natural altars in the alpine basin, ancient fresh vegetables have their own flavors.

54. Caicai homesick, Tansang.

55. Great love connects you, me and him, and food enters thousands of households.

56. Inherit the Millennium culture and write a new chapter in kimchi.

57. Inherit Bashu food culture and appreciate the new trend of kimchi in China.

58. Sichuan flavor Sichuan kimchi, the charm of Shu culture.

59. Sichuan-style kimchi, crisp and fragrant garden,

60. Sichuan pickle is Fluttershy's favorite.

6 1, Sichuan cuisine is famous in China, and kimchi ranks first in the world.

62. Eat in your mouth and enjoy in your heart. Beauty lies in great love.

63. Eat Sichuan pickles and enjoy a healthy future.

64. The dishes are mellow and distant.

65. Different tastes have the same preferences.

66. Bashu culture has a long history, and Sichuan kimchi is fragrant all over the world.

67. "Bubble" gives the taste of the world, and "dish" gives ten thousand delicacies.

68, Sichuan kimchi, naturally assured.

69. Sichuan kimchi is fragrant all over the world.

70. I can't appreciate the scenery in Sichuan, and the products don't smell like kimchi.

Pray for the earthquake-stricken areas in Lu Xian, Sichuan.

Pray for the earthquake-stricken areas in Lu Xian County, Sichuan Province-1. Put your hands together and pray sincerely, and we will unite and tide over the difficulties together; As long as love is there, hope is there; As long as love is there, we can all get through it!

2.？ Thousands of miles away in Wan Li, the people of the whole country will always be heart to heart! We bless, we pray, we contribute our strength, and I believe we can overcome the difficulties!

3.？ May people affected by the earthquake be safe! Cheer for all the heroes who rushed to the disaster area for disaster relief! Pray for their safety and happiness!

4.？ Friends of the earthquake, I hope you are strong. God's disaster can't defeat mankind. People all over the world pray and bless you together and wish you an early reconstruction.

5.？ Earthquakes let us know that difficulties may not leave, but strength will accompany us forward. Short messages let us know that life can go on and love will never stop. On this day of the Spring Festival, I wish my good friends all the best and a safe life!

6.？ May the dead go all the way, and may the living live well and live happily after the earthquake.

7.？ Life is so fragile that tens of thousands of lives disappear instantly; Life is so hard, miracles are performed in disasters, thanks to all the creators of life miracles in China.

8.？ Collect every sound, even if it is small; Pass every strength, even if it is weak; Collect every blessing, wherever you are. Although not around, we can bless. Come on, Lu Xian! We are with you!

9.？ The earthquake is outside, and the earthquake is in the heart. Act quickly and cover your mouth and nose with a damp cloth. Corners and under the table, hide to resist the pressure. Don't panic in an earthquake, call for help in time. Believe in the person you love and you will save yourself.

10.？ I am sorry to hear the news of the earthquake. May all the students there and your families be well and pray for your safety!

1 1.？ Disaster is merciless, and there is love in the world. Compatriots affected by the disaster, I will always pray for you and bless you.

12.？ First-level response to the plateau, Lu Xian earthquake assistance in all directions. The tears of the victims can't be shaken, and peace of mind is more difficult than peace of mind. However, if you have a warm heart, you can donate a little. The message of love is transmitted much more. Everyone has love and is warm everywhere.

13.？ The earthquake in Lu Xian shocked the whole country, and all directions came to help. Great disasters are merciless, and thousands of miles of assistance are not afraid of difficulties. All contributions are welcome, and you don't have to compare your ability. You don't have to go to Lu Xian County as long as you have the heart. Let's try our best to rebuild Lu Xian County and create the future together!

14.？ May people affected by the earthquake be safe! Cheer for all the heroes who rushed to the disaster area for disaster relief and pray for their peace and happiness! Earthquakes are merciless.

15.？ Must be strong, let's unite as one, earthquake relief, I wish you peace!

16.？ Lu Xian, you must be strong. Believe that we can't kill Xiao Qiang. Come on, come on, come on

17.？ Pray for the deceased with true feelings, care for the injured with true love, and help survivors rebuild their homes with practical actions!

18.？ When the earth shakes, confidence cannot fail; If the sky is falling, strength is essential; When a wife wants children, she needs courage to accumulate. Don't be afraid when the house collapses. The earthquake is merciless, people are United as one, and hope will last forever.

19.？ Come on, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. I will pray for you, come on!

20.？ I am sorry to hear the news of the earthquake in Lu Xian County. I hope all the students and your family are well and pray for your peace!

Pray for the earthquake-stricken areas in Lu Xian, Sichuan Volume II 1. Watching the miracle of life happen, my heart was shocked again and again! Come on, Lu Xian County! I bless you!

2.？ Love on earth, let's pray for Lu Xian County: May the living be healthy and safe, and may the dead rest in peace! Have a nice trip!

3.？ Compatriots killed in Lu Xian County, may you be happy in heaven!

4.？ Disaster is merciless. As long as there is dedicated love, there is a miracle of life and the strength of survival. May the victims rest in peace. I feel sorry for your loss and pray that the suffering will subside and everything will be fine!

5.？ Earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, volcanoes and typhoons are all the time, and refugees are suffering; Donate and provide things to help patients and people in need. As long as everyone gives love, there will be no refugees in the world.

6.？ Earthquakes are merciless. Although I can't participate in the rescue ahead, I have been paying attention. I wish all the brothers and sisters who participated in the rescue in front of me a triumphant return!

7.？ There is no obstacle that can't be crossed, and people will conquer nature. We believe that with the joint efforts of the people of the whole country, the people of Lu Xian County, Sichuan Province will be able to overcome difficulties and your future will be even better.

8.？ The earthquake has shaken the friendship of all parties, failed to destroy the Great Wall of unity and failed to destroy the spirit of life. The hearts of the people of the whole country are concerned, and I wish friends in the disaster area an early victory over the disaster and rebuild their homes. We are with you!

9.？ Natural disasters are inevitable, Chinese people are United, and the dead rest in peace as they wish; Throughout the country, grief * * * encourages the living to build their homes firmly; Life needs dedication and struggle; Say a blessing, spread a peace, and wish the people of Sichuan an early reunion.

10.？ Natural disasters cannot defeat mankind. People all over the world pray and bless you together. May you rebuild your home as soon as possible, and bless you!

1 1.？ We cannot avoid natural disasters, but we can avoid man-made disasters; We can't avoid the earthquake, but we can sweep away the rubble of the earthquake and rebuild our new home!

12.？ I hope you can save the day and rebuild your home as soon as possible. Remember, the people of China are strong, and the whole country is heart to heart with you.

13.？ Pray for the living: be grateful and regain the will to win. Pray for the deceased: rest in peace at an early date and pray for blessings all the way. Pray for China: United as one, there will be a rainbow after the storm. Dare you ask heaven? If there is an afterlife, you are a man and I am also a man.

14.？ One world! The same dream! Natural disasters are unwilling, but they have already appeared. Let's face them bravely together! I am here to mourn for the dead, pray for the injured and cheer for the rescuers. Hope to rescue the survivors as soon as possible, and finally wish China stability!

15.？ Bless Lu Xian, Sichuan and all the people affected by the earthquake. I think such a disaster will only make the Chinese nation more United! Come on! Our great Chinese nation will overcome all difficulties!

16.？ The earthquake has shaken the friendship of all parties, failed to destroy the Great Wall of unity and failed to destroy the spirit of life. May the friends in the disaster area overcome the disaster and rebuild their homes as soon as possible. We are with you!

17.？ People should be in harmony with the weather, and disaster relief should be based on unity and learning. Tens of thousands of people who go to the scene for disaster relief are also lives, and safety is equally important. Bless you, peace.

18.？ Come on, come on, relatives in Lu Xian County. I wish you an early reunion with your families. We will cheer with all our relatives in Lu Xian County!

19.？ Let us connect closely with sincere hearts, let us tide over difficulties with warm encouragement, let us travel through time and space with loud voices, let us mourn with tears, and let us build a beautiful home with hardworking hands!

20.？ Life is only once for each of us. We should respect and cherish every life. Limited strength, unlimited love.

Pray for the earthquake-stricken areas in Lu Xian, Sichuan Volume III 1. How much of the money we donated was actually sent to the disaster area? It doesn't matter if we cheat, the problem is that they really need it!

2.？ The bad news of the earthquake in Lu Xian County, Sichuan Province, broke the hearts of compatriots all over the country. Disaster is merciless. Maybe we can't do much, but please send your love and pray for the dead: May they go all the way!

3.？ Maybe we stand in different positions, but this time, we look in the same direction and pray for a tolerable tomorrow! I love Zhonghua, and I really don't want her to get hurt again!

4.？ I can do it if you need it! I will try my best to help you! We are all compatriots! Your difficulties are the difficulties of all China people! Come on! Hold on! For a better tomorrow! Sunshine is always after the storm!

5.？ Love is silent, righteousness is silent, the living pray, the dead mourn, bite the bullet, in the face of disaster, everyone is brave, one side is in trouble, all parties support, rebuild together, and have a beautiful home.

6.？ Don't be afraid to shake the earth, be sincere!

7.？ What should have passed will pass. After so many hardships, you will be happy.

8.？ Leave Sichuan alone after the earthquake. I give you this book in exchange for Sichuan Peace.

9.？ I am sorry to hear the news of the earthquake. I hope all the students and your family are well and pray for your peace!

10.？ Although I can't help my compatriots in Sichuan! What to do, but how much I hope you can turn grief into strength, overcome this sudden disaster, and sincerely pray that you can rebuild your home as soon as possible.

1 1.？ Earthquakes are merciless! Let's work hard for earthquake relief. Success belongs to the persevering. Let's work hard for this big family!

12.？ Lu Xian, I pray for you! Lu Xian, I cry for you! Lu Xian, you touched my heart! Lu Xian, I've been watching you!

13.？ As the saying goes, if one side is in trouble, all sides will support it. In order to let the homeless victims in the earthquake-stricken areas rebuild their homes as soon as possible, I hope everyone will lend a helping hand and give a little love ... Thank you!

14.？ Please send my best wishes to the strong Lu Xian County in the endless singing. There will be wings and sky on the white road.

15.？ I hope all the affected compatriots can overcome this disaster and rebuild their homes. We pray for you in our hearts and wish you peace.

16.？ You can survive the Lu Xian earthquake. Lu Xian, we will still support you this time. Don't cry, believe in yourself and us.

17.？ Lu Xian county! Lu Xian county! Hang in there, we're with you! I hope our meager strength can help you cross the front line of death.

18.？ Lu Xian, don't be sad. Don't cry. No need to remind the time. There is no need to remember this disaster. Just remember that hundreds of millions of people behind you will always be there.

19.？ Lu Xian, we cheer for you and pray for you. Sichuan rises, Lu Xian rises.

20.？ Into the stormy years, tears can flow, hope is still there, and say to each other, take care, you are here, and the world is there.