A collection of super funny jokes. long. Must be quick! ! !

You can tell a long joke about combining words and sentences in campus learning:

When I was in Chinese class in elementary school, all the Chinese teachers in the school went to listen to Teacher Ni’s class. Teacher Ni wrote the word "being" on the blackboard and asked me: "Do you recognize this word?" I replied "No." Teacher Ni started to inspire me: "Do you have a bed at home?" I answered " "Yes", "What's on the bed?" "Matt", "Where's it on the mat?"

I answered: "My mother", Teacher Ni thought to herself, that's right, mother has a quilt on her body. Then he continued: "Where's your mother?" "My father." Teacher Ni never expected that I would say this and make a fool of myself in front of so many teachers. He asked in a hurry, "Where is the quilt?" I replied: "The quilt is on the floor!" Teacher Ni was "caught" and I was so angry. The lamb is hospitalized with illness!

Later, the school changed a teacher and asked us to make sentences. I completed the homework calmly and the teacher was very impressed with me. The sentence I wrote was: sad - the big ditch in front of our house is sad. What if – canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice. Innocence - it's really hot today, a great day for swimming. Ten points - my sister's math test was only ten points, which is really embarrassing.

Calm down - When I do things, I always start with the easy ones. Ginseng - The teacher said that everyone must do their best when participating in the team relay tomorrow. Quilt - Xiaoyu's sanitary napkin was stolen. Lunchbox - Xiao Ming regards defecation as the first thing he does when he gets up every morning. The teacher died on the spot...

I said to myself: "I am very creative, ugly is not my original intention. God don't lose your temper, I will live bravely and set off the world." Beautiful! ! ! In the following days, several teachers were killed one after another, but my reputation spread like wildfire. , and became a celebrity in the city for a while. However, celebrities also have the pain of celebrities, and I deeply understand this.