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A word of coquetry and hooliganism to her husband
2. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better spoil with a woman who is stronger than you. If you are spoiled by a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.
3. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!
Honey, I love you so much. You can't have an affair.
Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I will wait. If not, I'll think of another way.
I'm tired of ignoring you.
8. I don't hate it. I'm so cute.
I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.
10. People will never talk to you again!
1 1. The flowers in the south of the city are in full bloom. May you be there forever.
12. I want to love you with one hundred postures, one thousand love words and ten thousand amorous feelings.
13. I usually endure it. Actually, I pursed my lips to get you to kiss me.
14. You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.
15. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?
16. When you are angry, I let you vent it. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
17. Don't play with other girls when you come back.
18. I didn't!
19. No matter how good others are, they belong to others. I'm different. I am yours.
20. Boys can't be protected by girls, but my boys can. If you are tired, I will take you for a walk.
The sentence of coquetry, adoration and hooliganism for her husband is 2 2 1. People are unhappy!
22. How can I kiss you in the dark if I don't break your lamp?
23. Are you a good person or a bad person? Hum! I hate it!
After experiencing that kind of taste, I understand that missing is a kind of happiness and also a kind of pain.
25. Give you half the juice and like to share it with each other.
26. The luckiest thing is that I like you every day.
27. If you treat me well, I will treat you better and better.
28. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, and it is like a confession to you.
29. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.
30. kiss someone! !
3 1. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.
32. You are like a book. The more you read, the more you want to sleep.
33. I am a gift from God, a princess from God. I hope you are biased against me for no reason. The world is full of flowers, and it is my great honor to meet you.
34. You don't know how brave I need to remember.
35. Every time I meet you, I pretend not to see you, but I look at you out of the corner of my eye a thousand times.
36. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or not.
37. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.
38. Nothing can compare with my missing you. Everything loves you, not as good as my heart loves you.
39. Yao Yaoda
40. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.
My husband was angry and shared his coquetry with her husband.
My husband is angry and spoiled with her husband (Part I) 1. You are mine, and no one can take you away, so I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.
2. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugs me very hard, and he always makes my back ache. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. It's still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can also be spoiled.
3. I want to be a cat in your arms, and I'm spoiled even when I sleep.
I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!
If you want it, people will want it If you don't give it, you will be ignored.
6. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.
7. People are unhappy!
8. Please, you weren't like this before!
9. You are the fool!
10. The scenery is under your eyes, and the world is not as good as your arms.
1 1. Many people think that a man's coquetry is sissy, but it is not. A man's coquetry is a manner, but not every woman has coquetry, but a girlfriend's patent. If you spoil your girlfriend at the right time, it is a deadly weapon. Son, if you learn to behave like a spoiled child, you will be very lucky.
12. I feel like a day with you and a year without you.
13. Seeing you, my possessiveness exceeds the standard.
14. I am on the left, giving you angelic romance; You are on the right, promising me a warm future.
15. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.
16. You are the person with infinite scenery and the person who fell into the dust. The point is you, not what you are.
17. You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.
18. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.
19. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.
20. You need a kiss, or you won't get up.
I don't want to be the episode of your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.
22. You always wipe my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?
23. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?
24. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.
25. I feel there is a distance between us, and they don't come to hug me in the morning.
26. Don't play with other girls when you come back.
27. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.
28. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.
29. "Don't be purple."
30. I want to eat that. Go and buy it.
3 1. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.
I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.
Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.
34. If he acts coquetry in front of you, it proves that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.
35. Please, she's a girl!
36. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.
37. I met a boy who said he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.
38. You are so ugly that I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
39. Damn, it messed up my hair.
40. If someone asks you who your date is, you are me and I will carry the pot.
Tik Tok's husband's funny sentence of coquetry and adoration.
Tik Tok's husband's coquetry funny sentence (I) 1. If I were not here, would you like other girls?
You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.
3. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, leaving only two for myself: one is to meet you, and the other is to accompany you forever!
I have many superpowers, not just super cute.
I like you very much today, and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.
6. Thank you.
7. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugs me very hard, and he always makes my back ache. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. It's still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can also be spoiled.
8. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.
I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.
10. I am chasing Cupid's arrow, and you are flying in a bulletproof vest.
1 1. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.
12. Life is like this, knowing and loving the person you love the most, and staying with you until you get old.
13. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.
14. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.
15. She just avoided me. What should I do?
16. I ignore you, which is really annoying.
17. Take care of yourself when it's cold, and wear thick clothes to make others feel fat.
18. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It is not excluded that he is bored and looking for trouble.
19. The flowers in the south of the city have blossomed. May you be there forever.
20. Come and hug me when you are not angry.
Tik Tok's husband's coquetry funny sentence (part two) 2 1. I'm possessive. I won't leave if I'm near.
22. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.
23. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Spooling at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.
24. I hate it
25. Bye. I'm leaving!
26. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.
27. The luckiest thing is that I like you every day.
28. I want to eat that, you go and buy it.
In fact, coquetry is related to caring. When he is no longer with you, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it is cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think this is more touching than any coquetry.
30. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.
3 1. You who love to talk and laugh are always unforgettable. So, you became a partner in my world.
32. You always wipe my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?
If I had a tail, I'm afraid I'd shake it in front of you.
Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.
When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. Others are hiding, so I go home for dinner.
36. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all year round.
37. Husband, last year's lipstick is not worthy of me this year.
38. You are the person I want to see most, whether in time or in my dream.
I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?
40. People don't obey!
The coquetry and admiration of boys for girls is an essential sentence.
Lovely sentences of boys coquetry to girls (I) 1. You're the one who wiped my hands and answered my messages while I was in the shower. How can I hate not liking you?
I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.
If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.
If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.
5. Did you miss anyone else today?
6. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.
7. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.
8. Damn, it messed up my hair.
9. oh ... begging ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~
10. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
1 1. Boys will be much more cautious than girls, because it is a very shameful thing to be regarded as a "charming boy" by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know exactly when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why. However, they generally have a strong purpose in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will be very nervous and depressed. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.
12. From now on, I will give you thrush every day.
13. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.
14. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.
15. Goodbye, I have to go!
16. I hope my little friend will make you worry and unforgettable.
17. "Honey, I'm tired. Please go and cook! " No matter how tired the ordered person is, he will run into the kitchen.
18. Please praise me, because I have done a good job in loving you.
19. I don't want it! I do not obey!
I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.
Boys coquetry girls (2)1. People just want you to care more!
22. She just avoids me. What should I do?
23. A spoiled woman must be gentle. It's easy for a woman to order a man: husband, help me with the package. Look at those little hands. They are all red.
24. You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.
25. Can you save money for smoking and buy me some calcium tablets?
In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I don't know.
27. The years are lonely and silent, and thoughts flow quietly into old age.
I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi after a few steps.
29. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He feels uncomfortable hugging me, and always makes my back ache. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. It's still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can also be spoiled.
30. Come on, you weren't like this before!
3 1. Yao Yao da
You can kill me. You kill me, I become someone else's little baby.
33. Hate you!
34. Boys can't be protected by girls, but my boys can. If you are tired, I will take you for a walk.
35. You need a kiss, or you won't get up.
36. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out being bored and looking for trouble.
37. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cutie for a long time.
38. In this life, I will only marry you.
39. Thank you.
40. The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.
A word of coquetry and adoration for girlfriends.
The sentence of coquetry and adoration for girlfriend is 1. It's very nice to meet you!
2. You are my recovery, my connection and my destination.
I miss you once a day, once a day.
4. Kiss someone quickly! !
In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I don't know.
6. The flowers in the south of the city have blossomed. May you be there forever.
7. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.
8. Are you a good person or a bad person? Hum! I hate it!
9. I am on the left, giving you angelic romance; You are on the right, promising me a warm future.
10. You get half the juice and like to share it with others.
1 1. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.
12. People don't obey! ~~
13. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?
14. I want to love you with one hundred postures, one thousand love words and ten thousand amorous feelings.
15. Your little ancestor is waiting for you, and your patience is only 1%.
16. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?
17. There are many liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said that he was extremely cold. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.
18. Damn it!
19. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.
20. I feel that there is a distance between us, and I don't come to hug me in the morning.
You are like a book. The more you read, the more you want to sleep.
I love you all my life, not you all my life.
23. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.
24. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.
25. Come and hug me when you are not angry.
26. oh ... begging ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~
27. If he acts coquetry in front of you, it proves that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.
28. You who love to talk and laugh are always unforgettable. So, you became a partner in my world.
29. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cutie for a long time.
Ouch! How can you not know how to take care of girls!
3 1. No, no, I want it.
32. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.
Meeting you is my destiny.
34. You are a fool!
35. Just this once. I won't ask again.
36. You come to my house, you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?
37. The years are lonely and silent, and thoughts flow quietly into old age.
38. You said I was born because I love you.
39. Boys can't be protected by girls, but my boys can. If you are tired, I will take you for a walk.
40. You can only choose between gummy bears and me, but I secretly told you that I have gummy bears.
Recommend sentences to my brother who sells cute and innocent clothes
Sell cute and coquetry to your brother (Chapter 1) 1. Even if the world is not worth turning back, I find that there is still my enrichment. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.
2. I'm fine!
I am a petite and fragile little girl.
It's a small circle. It's good to have you.
Don't pursue wealth and prosperity all your life, but pursue the happiness of your family.
6. I have always been persistent and sincerely willing to resist everything for you.
7. Boys will be more cautious than girls in coquetry, because it is a very shameful thing to be regarded as a "charming boy" by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know exactly when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why. However, they generally have a strong purpose in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will be very nervous and depressed. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.
8. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.
9. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.
10. I ignore you, which is really annoying.
1 1. Two guesses are not you, the seed of love is not you, you will be the rest of your life.
12. I want to drink with you and pretend to be drunk. I want your hug.
13. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.
14. I didn't!
15. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.
16. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.
17. Are you good or bad, hmm! I hate it!
18. Thank you.
19. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. Others are hiding, so I go home for dinner.
20. I miss you while watching the water.
Selling cute and pretending to be innocent for younger brother (Chapter 2) 2 1. No matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.
22. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.
23. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.
24. Please, you weren't like this before!
25. Can I be your little baby? The kind that can't bear to scold me and give me a hug when I make a mistake.
26. Hate you!
27. I can't sleep I need you to hold it to sleep.
28. Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.
29. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.
30. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.
3 1. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.
32. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.
Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, and so does my wife.
34. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.
After experiencing that kind of taste, I understand that missing is a kind of happiness and also a kind of pain.
36. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!
37. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.
38. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out being bored and looking for trouble.
39. You can be mean to me. When you treat me badly, I will be someone else's treasure.
40. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't scribble at all.
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