Spoofing text messages and sending female bosses online reading.

In the morning, you gently approached my bed and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes were always staring at me, and I really couldn't refuse you-"Be a good dog and take you for a walk".

The vast sky allows you to fly high, beautiful stories are played by you, kind children should chase them, and humorous short messages are sent to the little turtle!

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There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

Your quality is as strong as plum blossom; My personality is as subtle as a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You have the coolness that makes people dump; So we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"!

because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is doomed by heaven, pulling us together somehow. I really want to say ... What did I do in my last life?

No matter where you are, just smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you.

Forward this message for 3 times, and you will get lucky; Forward it 6 times, and you will go official; Forward it 1 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 2 times, and you will spend 3 yuan money!

The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who didn't reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

I have a favor to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. I didn't want to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

you are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so whoever you catch will be cheated!

You are kind like a cat, loyal like a dog, cute like a bird, knowledgeable like a horse, beautiful like a butterfly, hardworking like a bee, and you are alike in everything. No wonder everyone calls you … beast!

I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. You said it. I ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: There is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, which is all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my frustrated heart.

I sent you this short message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penny-pinching person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April 1st, April Fool's Day without being deceived, we offer a quick book of wisdom, as long as you keep reading "$&; & <" You can learn it after ten times.

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you infected April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by the bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill the bacteria. (Pay attention to confidentiality, I won't tell the average person! )

Your happiness, I will build it; I'll make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; Your willfulness, I will give in; Love you, I am the only one, who let me be a professional pig farmer

"NHZ! HS OM "knew you couldn't guess and couldn't understand it. Look carefully again, can't you see it?" Do you know pinyin? There is a limit to your stupidity. Turn your mobile phone upside down (www.buyger.com).

On the first night of their marriage, the boar found that the sow was not a pig, and angrily denounced: Who did it? The sow bowed her head and blushed embarrassedly and said, It's this guy who reads short messages ...

To understand a person, you have to look at it from many angles, just like you. From below, you look like a psychopath, from the side, you look like an idiot, from 3 degrees, you look like a pig's head from 6 degrees. Look, I know more about you.

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pretended to be a couple to rob. During our successful robbery and absconding with the money, you were unfortunately arrested, and you would rather die than confess, and you were jailed, leaving me feeling sad and lonely and spending money like water for the rest of my life.

If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a South China Sea, if a star represents a happiness, I will send you a Milky Way, and if a spoonful of honey represents a miss, I will send you a hornet's nest, so I don't believe it won't kill you.

I haven't been looking for you recently. It really scares me to hear that you have been trafficked. Although you grew up with dementia, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold as to take you to sell? But then again, it's strange to sell it.

Pigs and dogs are jailers in the animal kingdom. One day, they caught an uninvited guest named SMS and imprisoned him. The next day, the message escaped from prison, and the warden investigated it. The dog said aggrieved: Yesterday I had a rest, and it was the pig who read the message.

I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; I wish you smile often, and you should laugh anyway; I wish you a happy day and a cramp in your legs; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.

people fish, but you don't. My wife says you're an idiot. People gamble, you don't gamble, and you say you are 25 behind your back; People *, you don't *, everyone together to make you a rumor.

Standing on the balcony that day, you enjoyed the misty drizzle and thought of the rough life. Your face was wet, and it tasted sour, bitter and salty. Was it rain or tears? You looked up at the sky. Wow, whose mop?

You are the best in the whole country, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can blow it best. You don't need a cup for drinking. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

Life is full of infinite vitality with you; With you along the way, I'm afraid of lightning strikes; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who would feed the good pig food?

You have worked quietly in the film circle for many years, and only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have been nominated for the Golden Bird Award: Best Animal Star < P > On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She is going to come down and look for you, give you a beauty treatment and restore your original beauty! Are you ready?

pig, stop texting and ask you a question! Although you are eager to follow me, although I don't want to refuse you, I still have to say: puppy, don't follow me, I really just have a white radish in my hand, not an extended version of the meat buns!

Spring flowers are blooming, which is your smile; The summer sun is on fire, which is your enthusiasm; Autumn fruit is ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Little bear, so you can hibernate safely!

Wukong, clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well, and after careful consideration, he decides to give you a chance to show it-after you read this message, hurry to clean the girls' toilet.

it is real gold, never afraid of fierce flames; Is a pine, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; It's an idiot, still staring at the text message stupidly.

It's absurd to pull out the seedlings to encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover their ears. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are a big fool!

I'll tell you seven commandments after meals: No smoking, No eating fruit immediately, No relaxing your belt, No drinking tea immediately in under the temptation, No walking, No bathing immediately, No sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

A mosquito stung your left arm and drank a lot. You were awakened by the sting. At the moment when you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you, "Your blood is flowing in my body!"

You are driving a long-run sports car, but the speed is only 25-3KM/H, and suddenly a traffic policeman jumps out and stops your car. You are startled: Did I break the rules? Traffic Police: Please drive faster!

God said he could grant me one wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. Let's change it. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to be beautiful. He pondered: I'd better bring the globe.

I heard that you were dying of thirst in the desert. At this moment, a fairy floated in. The fairy gave you a glass of bright red juice to drink. You drank it all at once. Have another drink. The fairy blushed and said, Sorry to wait until next month!

benefactor: the underwear you are wearing today is full of sinister colors, which is unfavorable for your behavior. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Kindness

What's the matter? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompted a voice saying: The other party is streaking, please dial again later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed has run out of service area, please redial later.

that day, you slashed a pig with a knife, and the pig fled into a dead end, only to hear the pig kneel and beg for mercy from you: "We are born from the same root, so what's the hurry!"

You are the sun in my heart, but it's raining. You are the moon in my heart, but it is cloudy; You are the long moths in the sky, but your face landed first.

Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to get rid of all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Pack your things quickly, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You're welcome!

At the moment when I turned away, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned to cry and hugged you and shouted: I won't sell this pig!

There's a gorilla in the zoo. It's so ugly that tourists throw up at everyone. One day I went and I vomited; Another day, you went and the orangutan threw up.

I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you, but I can't get to a happy paradise; I want to go shopping with you, but I met the police and said, no dogs.

I've always been by your side, and I've been worried about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew that you just couldn't take care of yourself. Whenever I walked away, you would jump out of the pigsty. Information, this short message center has decided to reward you with a free short message. You have seen it. Are you satisfied?