April Fool's Day Funny SMS (need to reply)

Pay tribute to mobile users: due to the recent network debugging, if you find that the mobile phone signal is not good, please pick it up at the roof; If it still doesn't work, please climb to the top of the mountain to get it. If it still doesn't work, please buy a satellite antenna. Thank you for your cooperation-ignorant users!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

Your influence is so extensive, so great, so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

Crying, silly and happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

Notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are a handsome public lover with a beautiful face and a good figure!

Time is really wonderful. Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

Call you an idiot, you can read, call you an idiot, you will be angry, call you an idiot, you will reply to text messages, call you a log, and you will look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day!

2009 Classic April Fool's Day SMS

1. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in the world, and he created you by the way.

Someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! How insulting! I'm sorry about that pig!

3. When the Tang Priest took three disciples for a short rest, he went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said: after all, you have a good life, and even the cesspit smells good.

6. Deleting the address book. All information will be lost. A moment, please. ...

7. Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

8. Bajie met an old man and asked, Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will give birth to a shemale.