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How to get a fever quickly, the more severe the better!!!

Trick for high fever: It is best to do it on Saturdays and Sundays. In two days, you will have a severe cold and a fever of over 38 degrees.

The first trick: take a cold shower first, go to bed at 12 o'clock, don't close the window, get up at 3 o'clock in the morning, sit and watch TV without clothes, go to bed at 7 o'clock in the morning (cover your parents), Starting at 7:30 the next day, pick 400 ropes (or kick 200 shuttlecocks) without stopping, then drink ice-cold Nongfu Spring and a popsicle (preferably pure ice), take a rest, Turn on the electric fan for 10 minutes. It's about 12 o'clock. You shouldn't use the quilt. Take a nap and turn on the air conditioner. Let's do it for 3 hours. At 3 o'clock, continue to jump rope, 400, or play shuttlecock, drink ice-cold Nongfu Spring, and popsicles. , until 6 o'clock, eating and other things are normal (I go to bed at 12 o'clock and come back the next day), I guarantee you will have a fever!

Trick for low fever:

The second trick: This is very simple. First, turn the thermometer to about 34.5 degrees (not too low, it will not be realistic if it is too low). Come over and clip the thermometer (the mercury won’t go up),