Pick up hot chicks's humorous love story

1, do you want me to apologize or let me confess? The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. No matter where I meet you, I will like you. 6. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love. 7. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang. 8. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo. 9. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome? 10, I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you. 1 1. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you get stuck. 12, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. 13. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you. 14, ugly girls certainly need routines. Handsome, just routine. 15, people love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be. 16, in my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. Since you said good night to me for the first time, I have decided to give you a good night every day. 18 Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 19, I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty contest. 20. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something. 2 1. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. 22. A woman can never refuse a man who talks with him all night! After a night, it feels like turning over a page! 23. Whenever a woman doesn't like a man's fraternity, she only marries a sister or you let her know that you only marry her. 24.do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? 25. Can't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her? 26, no matter how powerful, don't seduce your girlfriend. Digging the wall is risky. Be careful that the wall falls down and kills you. This is a suggestion. 27. Basically, all women like a man to be serious, but the premise of this seriousness is that it does not affect seriousness. Well, that's right, you should play hooligans properly! Pick up hot chicks's humorous love story 2 1. Love all beautiful things: sunshine, swings, leaves, petals ... and you. Good morning! Believe it or not, every morning when the sun rises normally, there are people waiting to say good morning to you! I fell asleep after saying good night to you, and I said good morning to you today, and I began to look forward to good night again. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter. Good morning! 5. There is a kind of magic in you that makes me want to be close to you unconsciously. Even good morning, I just want to talk to you alone. 6. Nothing is impossible without trying. Every decision you are making determines your future pace. Good morning! 7. I am willing to sit and listen to the wind and rain just to wait for you; I would like to be born a chess player and let you play; I am willing to live in exile forever and understand your sadness and joy. Good morning! 8. The only you in the world, cute and charming, but also fragile, makes people have to take care of you and protect you. Good morning! 9. I call the moon to give you a sweet dream every day, and I call the sun to bring you happy sunshine every day! Good morning, baby. 10, when you really believe that everything will be fine, everything will be really fine. What you can see is your realm of life. Good morning! 1 1, all kinds of customs are yours. You are so cute. How to describe it can brand your color in my eyes, colorful and bizarre. Good morning! 12, if I forgive you, it's not because I listened to your explanation, but because I still love you and am moved by your eagerness to explain. Good morning! 13, if I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life. Good morning! 14. Treat every morning after waking up as a gift and every happy smile as a habit. May you smile today and be happy forever! Good morning! 15, wake up in sleep and miss you, and send text messages at will; I don't know if I can be satisfied recently, and my work and life are smooth; May I always bless you, say good morning and wish Geely. 16, your efforts may not be valued by others; If you don't work hard, others must keep it in mind. What else can I be lazy about? A new day, come on! Good morning! 17, I believe there will always be unexpected warmth and endless hope, just like your miraculous appearance in my life, illuminating my life, good morning! 18, good morning, wash your face and have a good laugh. Breakfast is nutritious, energetic, full of energy and happy to earn money. Have a nice day and good morning! 19, everyone's breakfast is either soybean milk fritters or steamed stuffed buns. I am different. I just hope my breakfast is you. I am satisfied to see you. Good morning! 20. My mind, together with the morning sunshine, brings happiness to your heart. Let you and I take away the happiness of the day with the breeze. Good morning! 2 1, open your eyes and walk slowly; Get up quickly and stretch; Smile, a beautiful day has begun again. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day, smooth work and sweet life! 22, like overnight, love is from the heart to the ancient times, so the most important woman in my life, I want to say good morning to you every day, and accumulate my love for you little by little. 23. In the morning, when you see the red sun rising, may your life flourish like the red sun; In the morning, when you see white clouds floating by, may your mood be as comfortable as white clouds; Good morning, happy every day. 24. Don't be afraid to do something wrong. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be sad. There are right and wrong in life, not to mention many things. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter. Good morning. 25. Love is the best. You are in my hands and belong to me. I'm in your hands, giving everything I have. I am most comfortable when you live in my heart. I live in your heart, and I feel at ease. Good morning! 26. With the first dawn, let my blessing stay in your small window; With the first refreshing morning breeze, let your happiness urge you to get up quickly; Good morning! 27, gently open the curtain cloth, a piece of sunshine covers the whole body, stretching, so comfortable! A beautiful day is about to begin! I sent you a good morning with my mobile phone: Are you ready? 28. The sun is shining in the morning, the dew is crystal clear in the morning, the flowers are beautiful in the morning, the air is fresh in the morning, and the mood is comfortable in the morning. Good morning! 29. You are still dreaming sweetly. I once bathed in sunshine, stepped on the morning glow, quietly flew down to your side and sprinkled you with a blessing. When you wake up, you will find yourself full of strength. Good morning. 30. People who take straight detours are smart because they have found shortcuts; People who bend the straight road are open-minded because they can see more scenery; The road is not at the foot, but in the heart. Good morning! 3 1, a person should try his best to tap all his potential to realize his dream. Efforts may fail, but giving up means not succeeding at all. Good morning! Sunflower said that as long as you work hard towards the sunshine, life will become simple and beautiful. At the beginning of a beautiful day, I hope you can face the sun like a sunflower! Good morning! 33. Girls always have to be cared for by people they care about before they know how much they can't be wronged. People who love you are in front of you, and a good life is in the future. Your past really doesn't matter. Good morning! 34, a gentle good morning kiss, I hope your day is like the rising red sun! Good morning! I hope your mood is like white clouds! Good morning! Open your eyes and give you a gentle kiss of blessing. Pick up hot chicks's humorous love story 3 1 I'll give you a little flower first, then a careful heart, and finally a little cutie, that's me. 2. I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity will be the background. 3. Someone asked me what's good about you? In fact, when I think of you, there is a smile in my eyes. 4. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring; May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May you have a good companion on the road. 5, raindrops knock on the window, the wind blows away dreams, and only your appearance is still in your mind. In the meditation room in the dead of night, I have been for a long, long, long, long, long time. I gave up my half-life frivolity just to hold you and soar on the road of life. Dear, bless you and miss you. 6, please hit me, please scold me, don't torture me with feelings, just like a bug biting an apple, killing me. 7. I will marry you as my wife. From now on, I will love and cherish you forever, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick. I promise to be loyal to you all my life. 8. I want to get out of the whirlpool of emotion and find the best way to love someone maturely. 9. I saw your figure in the vast sea of people, and my heart trembled like this for the first time! 10, days, is long; The earth is eternal; Love is intoxicating; Love is obsession; Love is hard to give up; The heart is sincere; You are the only one. I want you to know that I really love you. 1 1, sweet smile is fire, sincere happiness is pot, sincere blessing is ribs. May the smiling fire ignite the pot of happiness, cook the ribs of blessing, and the fragrant blessings float to you who will always be happy, dear, I love you. 12, the best thing is to see your smile; Even better, you smile because of me. 13. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me? 14, all love will be tortured, injuries often happen inadvertently, and escaping will never solve the gap. A few more intimate friends are the truest. Isn't it? 15, have you seen the tree full of emotion in my eyes? The drooping leaves in spring ... that's my shining yearning. Green leaves, flashing; I miss your mood and tremble. 16, do you know that I am thinking of you? I miss you in my dream every day, and I have been conquered by everything you have. 17, how lucky I am to wait for an untimely meeting in the rainy twilight. 18, no matter what others say, it will remind you of that person, and then you know that you have fallen in love with him. 19, waiting, not for your return, but for an excuse not to leave. 20. Birds belong to the sky, fish to the sea, leaves to the roots, and I belong to you. 2 1, the day I fell in love with you, the sun was just right, the breeze was still wet, and your eyes were smiling. 22, love is hot, I use ice to freeze it; Love is cold, so I surround it with a stove; I was thirsty, so I soaked it in water. The love I care for carefully will be given to you every day I miss you, as fresh and sweet as the first time! I love you, even though I know you don't love me, that can't stop me from loving your heart. 24. I allow you to like me. Now there seems to be no choice but to grow old together. We have never met, but when I first saw you, I felt that I had been waiting for a long time. Collect golden flowers in my heart garden, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Hello! 27. On Valentine's Day, I want to cook a fish for you to stew. Boiled in white. Steamed, and then lie in your gentle belly. 28, since not back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why take an oath; Yesterday was heavy, like water without a trace, but in the Ming Dynasty, you were a stranger. 29, hold your hand, grow old with your son, don't leave a * * * white head. Share joys and sorrows, share joys and sorrows. 30. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, this life passed by. If it is really you, I am willing to meet you 10 thousand times and tell you: "I really want to see you." 3 1, on the issue of love, there is often no right or wrong, love is just a fate. Fate gathers and ends. It is a precious and inexhaustible reason to get married and stay together forever. 32. In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata! When I first met you, you were as cold and dazzling as the morning light. When I see you again, you are as warm and bright as the sun. Now, your arms make me intoxicated and spend the rest of my life. 34. Sometimes I really envy a good-looking girl who can be liked by an excellent person like me. Dear: On this special day, I can only think of you silently and love you. I just want to tell you: I love you forever, and everything about you is affecting me. You don't have to give me face. Anyway, you are my whole life.