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Quarrel with your girlfriend, break up and coax her.

Quarrel with your girlfriend and break up with her. Do you know the difference between you and the game? The game made me addicted for a while, but you made me addicted for a lifetime.

2. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

3. Bind you with warm hugs, bind you with infinite thoughts, melt you with real tenderness, stay with you with deep love, X loves you all my life, loves you with the truest love, and has no regrets in this life!

I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!

If doomed, I think doomed is also good.

I won't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

7. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

8. I didn't know the meaning of my existence until I met you; I didn't know that happiness was so hard-won until I fell in love with you. No matter when and where, I want to be with you until the end of time.

9. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

10. For a woman, money is not the point, the point is that you can accompany her at every critical moment.

1 1. I like you, like your eyebrows, like your temper, not you.

12. The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.

13. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

14. I look forward to seeing you before going to bed every night.

15. Lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

16. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire stops burning, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

17. The person who can marry you must be very happy.

18. I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

19. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

20. I won't allow you to be elegant and tepid. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

Quarrel with your girlfriend and break up with her. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

23. The mountains and rivers are flat and the scenery on earth is beautiful. Will you watch it with me, girl? At sunrise and sunset, white clouds rise.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

25. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and the narrow space can only accommodate you. You are the only one in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.

26. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

28. I don't know when to start. I can't live without you.

29. You sit beside me, and the wind in the world is half mine and half yours.

I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I'm around, it proves that I'm useless. What else do you want me to do? !

3 1. I don't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let you bleed!

32. How can eating be so cute? Have you been trained?

As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

34. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!

35. If you like this kind of thing, cover your mouth and it will come out of your eyes.

36. Loving you is not an end, but an end! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I don't know what will happen tomorrow, so we should cherish the time together now. If I can influence the future, then I hope I can be with you forever!

People are so strange that they don't say a word when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.

39. I have no ambition, I just want you.

40. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

Sentences about how to keep your girlfriend after breaking up.

I love you to the depths of the cell, and my DNA remains unchanged. I spent my whole life meeting you, so I can't walk now. Do you know that the rest of my life is meaningful because of you?

Thank you for your kindness, and thank you for your love. I used to work so hard, but it is easy for you to forget me. I don't want to repeat yesterday's story. I hope you can choose again!

The best feeling is that when she has many suitors, she still chooses to be with you.

4. update the signature to: some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace it. If he has you in his heart, he will still pay attention to you.

5. I will build your happiness, make up your confusion, satisfy your greed, be willful, give in, and I love you.

6. I have thought for a long time, but I can only thank you for your kindness to me, but I can't accept your love. You broke my heart. I love you so much, but you abandoned me.

7. A paragraph about keeping a girlfriend.

8. I am a man and you are a woman. Without me, you are a dead branch; I am single without you! The trunk without branches and leaves is very helpless. Let's combine and fall in love! * * * Create the future!

Money can't buy happiness, but I will buy happiness for you. The more joy, the happier I feel.

10. You still owe me a deep hug and want to see your eyes to explain it, so I keep looking back, looking forward to how to hide my lonely sadness at night.

1 1. It's hard to say goodbye when you are alone, sad when you laugh and cry, and long when you hug and kiss. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling has lasted for a long time!

12. Drink less, eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it; Talk less, talk more, avoid right and wrong, laugh heartily; Spend less, be more affordable, and go home early and feel refreshed!

13. Without you, love is like losing my soul.

14. If you really love someone, even if you change time and space and change your appearance, you can recognize the familiar soul from thousands of people and fall in love with him again.

15. Melancholy is the sadness of passers-by. The disdain of the past has been deeply missed. Perhaps, the ending has long been doomed, and our story has slowly ended before it started.

16. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. The heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, and the heart is broken for you. I just want to make you happy, I'm sorry!

17. The world is so big that only you and I meet me. I love you not on impulse, but because I know that there are two people out of ten million who are not easy to meet, and it will be a great pity to miss them.

18. If I have to choose again, I won't choose you again, because you keep me awake at night, unable to eat, and always miss you. But I will still choose you, because you make me feel warm and moved all the time.

19. At this moment, in the depths of the soul, a cancer is slowly spreading, eroding the crumbling soul step by step.

20. There is a faint feeling in the clouds, and that feeling will never be forgotten. Your life is as sweet as honey, and we can't be apart.

How to keep your girlfriend after breaking up (Part II) 2 1. The bright sunshine warms the earth, but you are not by my side. Last time, I wanted to invite you to Cuihua Mountain, because I saw the misty photos of the top of the mountain and felt so close to God. I want to hold your hand there and shout loudly: Oh, my God, did you see this girl beside me? Her name is tea tea. I love her very much. I want to give her all the happiness. Bless us.

22. I don't envy the fairy on Qixi Bridge, because I have you by my side. A gifted scholar and a beautiful woman are better than fairies. Love is infinite. Confirm our declaration of love bit by bit, let it spread forever, between heaven and earth.

23. I am still worried about you. The memory you gave me is sad and romantic. I really want to ask you: can you and I repeat yesterday's story today?

24. What is love? Not touching romance, not passionate kissing, but hand in hand on the road of life.

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26. Too much helplessness, too much sadness, too much disappointment, only too many tears, too much worry and too much sadness.

27. Maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze of winter for you; Maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but I can still brush away the worldly dust for you! If fate arranges us to be together, I will cherish you!

28. Please open your eyes and don't ignore my sadness and sadness; Please, don't ignore my excuses and reasons; Please reply to the message, please don't let me hear from you.

I lost my temper, but I was wrong. I must try to restrain myself in the future. Thinking of our previous sweetness, all our anger disappeared.

30. Believe in your love, it is easy to find a tall man, but it is not easy to find someone who loves yourself.

3 1. I am not rich, but I have a sincere heart that is hard to buy, just for your consumption; I don't have a Mercedes-Benz, but I dream of taking you home by bike one day. I am afraid of losing, so once I have you, I will take good care of you.

Don't completely deny me because of this, at least leave me at home to observe.

33. God asked me, what do you like best? I said that when I sent this message, the first person I received was my favorite. Did you get it?

34. Life can't be used to prove love, just as we can't prove that we can stop believing in love. In this city, just like Rolex is a material luxury, love is a spiritual luxury. But life is too fragile to bear so many luxuries.

35. One day, I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.

36. Sorry, it's all my fault. My fault is that I shouldn't have sent you a message. You see, I was wrong again. I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey, I can't live without you.

37. If the world is safe, then you are free. If you have a bad life, I will always pray for you.

38. My mobile phone is always on for you. If you forgive me, you can always contact me.

39. If you save your girlfriend.

40. Every great and noble moment in the world is an enthusiastic victory. The impossible may come true today, and the impossible may come true tomorrow. If you give up too early, you never know what you will miss.

How to keep your girlfriend after breaking up (Part III) 4 1. A woman's heart is so fickle, she needs to be happy for a while, romantic for a while, and even more surprising. These are actually not difficult, you can do it with your heart, but men don't know where to start. When I wake up, can a woman give me another chance?

42. A person is sitting in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, thinking about you and writing a lovesick letter. Every lovesick word is a lovesick tear. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I think you are true.

You can leave me, but I won't leave you, so you can be yourself. I am waiting for you, and you will come back one day, because I love you more than others.

44. Love used to be a pot of mellow wine that made you intoxicated. Miss, it turned out to be a turbulent sea, which easily drowned me; You, a delicate and charming flower, have already quietly opened in my heart!

45. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the good things become my blessing, and stay with you forever, forever!

46. I miss you so much. It's been days, but it seems like a century. I wonder if your mood has improved? Are you okay? I shouldn't have pestered you and annoyed you the other day. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't bother you when you are tired. I hope you are happy.

47. If I can, I hope I have an accident and lose my memory, so I can stop thinking about you, recalling the sweetness of the past and losing sleep for you every night.

48. Since we know each other, why do you want to leave each other?

49. The greatest luck in life is meeting you, and the greatest regret is losing you. If I can't have you, I will still love you.

50. I want someone who won't quarrel with me, who can accept all my bad habits and is willing to correct them with me; If you meet a girl, you will spoil me like your own daughter, and then we will die accidentally.

5 1. Tonight, I will write words like the wind with my most pious fingers and send them to you through melodious short messages, hoping to play rippling music in your heart and let you know that someone has been thinking about you!

I will never regret falling in love with you. I would like to spend all my time mourning that beautiful and painful memory before I stop breathing.

53. Change your face and don't look at me coldly; From another angle, don't blame me persistently; Change your mind, don't simply blame me; Change your mood and don't ignore me! Please. Please.

54. The ends of the earth are looking for you. The rise and fall of the sun, the moon and the stars witnessed my efforts. I look forward to your voice day and night. I hope you know my feelings and let you know that you are always in my heart!

55. I know that not every apology can be exchanged, which is not important. I only hope that my sincere apology can melt the pieces in your heart, melt the turbulent wind and rain, and bring our hearts closer. Forgive me, okay?

56. Miss you, hope you, love you, care for you, miss you, bless you, pursue you, find you, pamper you and protect you. There is only one you in the world, and I only love one you.

57. Meet, turn around, leave, share joys and sorrows. As time goes by, you are still a passer-by.

58. I miss you so much. It's been days, but it seems like a century.

59. Happiness is accumulated bit by bit. People who regard life as a journey will always meet. Let's hold up the long pole of the years together, banish our body and mind to Qianshan, hold a tender feeling, go to the scenery on the world of mortals with a pure heart, and wait for the flowering period of our lives.

60. I will still love you as before, your face will be full of joys and sorrows, and you will be as happy as a virgin, but you don't know that this is a Tibetan poem.

If your girlfriend is unhappy and cajoles her.

I don't like you, is that possible?

Second, what I can't hide is my initial enthusiasm for you. I don't need any deliberate words to explain to anyone that I am different from you.

Third, because I am your husband, I will die behind you, because I don't want to make you sad, and I will grow old in deep thoughts about you.

Four, a little love a day, a little miss a night, give me a true oath, so that I can look forward to forever.

After you leave, I will wait for you at the origin! I'm afraid that when you lose your way, you can't find your way back to my heart!

6. Without you, I won't be happy and my wallet won't shrink.

I will always be with you, no matter whether I am poor or rich in the future.

Honey, I'm going on a business trip for a few days. Take care of yourself.

Nine, when I am with you, I can tolerate everything about you.

If we can't learn to be cruel, we should at least be a strong woman.

Without you, I will no longer be myself.

Twelve, everyone has only one wing; Only when two people hug and support each other can they fly.

Thirteen, please don't use a ruler to measure, use a measure, my sincere friendship, please feel it with your heart. In the future, wherever you go, please take my blessing ... I hope you can have a sunny mood every day!

Think about the joy of watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

Fifteen, I have no heart and no brain, but I spoil you, spoil you and love you.

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will always wait for you. No matter when and where you are, you know, there will always be such a person.

I miss you very much, but I really don't know what to say when I see you. I looked at you nervously and just said, how are you?

Don't leave me, I really can't do it without you.

Nineteen, listen, I love you!

I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me so much, I just want your comfort and understanding.

2 1. There is nothing bigger than the sky, but there is nothing bigger than you.

Twenty-two, nothing, just want to hear the baby's voice.

Thank you for loving me when I needed it most.

Twenty-four, girl, let's draw up a table of housework division ... well, you win again, you read and I write.

Brighter than the sun. Happier than anyone.

Twenty-six, a sentence "I feel sick", in exchange for a sentence: "Where are you? I'll be right there. ...

Make your girlfriend happy when she is tired from work.

Girlfriend is tired from work and makes her happy (I) 1. There is always a place, a person, that moves you and makes you want to stay. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

I like you in a hundred ways.

You are my first and last love.

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, although you said so firmly.

True love needs to wait Everyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

6. Only you know my world.

7. After a long time, I will get tired of everything except loving you.

When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

9. Loving you is the theme song of my life, and wind, frost, rain and snow are the melody of loving you. I repeat this song every day, hoping to spend every day with you.

10. Just be comfortable with yourself, and I'll get used to the rest.

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12. Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

13. Actually, I've been behind you, just looking back.

14. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

15. I won't allow you to cross the road alone. At the moment, the driver is fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side!

16. Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

17. You sit beside me, and the wind in the world is half mine and half yours.

18. Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

19. You are so tacky. You always send your own selfie photos, which makes my hands ache.

20. You know, if you say you love me, I think I own the whole world.

Girlfriend's tiredness at work makes her happy (Chapter II) 2 1. True romance has nothing to do with money. True romance is holding hands with your lover, going through ups and downs together, and waiting for each other until the end of your life no matter what hardships you experience. May you be happy!

22. If I had to choose again, I would still choose you, although you sometimes have a bad temper, although you sometimes make trouble without reason, although you sometimes can't find the way back. No matter what you look like, you are my loveliest wife. I won't love you less because you can't cook. In my eyes, you will always be my good wife.

23. Next time I see you, I will definitely save all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.

24. You don't have to be fine, I just like it.

25. You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time!

26. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness, like a cloud, flew away at once.

27. It is agreed that I will accompany you in autumn and winter.

28. I always think of you, although we can't have every minute together.

I won't love you forever, until the day you die. I will love you forever until the second I die.

30. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

3 1. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed!

I won't allow you to ignore me. You are too important in my heart, and I will be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I'm around, it proves that I'm useless. What else do you want me to do? !

No matter what you think, remember that I love you forever.

Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

37. I really want to hold you from now on, hold you tightly and go to God.

38. I don't allow you to drink. It's not that I don't want you to drink It's okay to drink less. Drinking too much will do harm to your health!

39. Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice.

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

Make your girlfriend happy when she is tired from work (Chapter 3) 4 1. The three happiest words in the world are: together.

42. I am really mediocre, but my love for you is wonderful.

As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, regardless of wealth or not. ?

44. I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

45. I have love words in my mouth, sunshine in my body, love in my mind, confusion in my soul and you in my heart.

46. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

47. Come and go in a hurry, leaving behind thousands of sorrows, looking forward to meeting you again.

48. I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness.

49. When you are sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.

50. To love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to let her go for her happiness.

5 1. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

You are the one I want to show off to the world, but I don't have the heart to share it with anyone.

The evidence that two people love each other is that no matter where they are, they are in each other's eyes. Love is sometimes as simple as that.

As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

55. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

56. Only you know my world, and I promise you everything.

57. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Stop studying. Forev

58. The person I love, I want to give her happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

59. Meeting you is luck. It takes more effort to fall in love with you.

60. At this moment, I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.