Humorous sentences if you please your girlfriend.

Humorous sentences if you make your girlfriend happy

Humorous sentences if you make your girlfriend happy. Many people have heard some good sentences in life, which can describe our current mood, and some can also be used to make your girlfriend happy. Here are some humorous sentences if you make your girlfriend happy. Humorous sentence 1

1. Nothing unusual, just want to hear your voice.

2. Last night, I sent a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and ask it to kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

3. I think I'm a playboy. I like your everyday appearance.

4. The story is long and the ending is short. I initiated the story, and the story ends with you. Give an ending and marry me.

5. No matter this life or the afterlife ... all I want is you ...

6. No matter how strong the sun is, no matter how raging the storm is, no matter how bleak the night is, no matter how hopeless the hope is, if you insist on not forgiving, I will never leave your house.

7. I really didn't expect you to be so sad. I'm sorry!

8. Your words have been locked in my memory. Please keep the key for me for a lifetime.

9. I won't allow you to hit me. Don't hit me. Your hand will hurt. I'm very resistant to hitting!

1. Love is the true love between you and me, caring for each other, holding hands and growing old together!

11. All I want in my life is to be in a place with your time and your presence.

12. I don't allow you to be elegant, not warm, and wear more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

13. I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take my thoughts of you, and I will be worried about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you, and I will be willing to make love with you forever!

14. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

15. I am ready to halve my rights and double my obligations.

16. The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.

17. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

18. If you meet the right person at the wrong time and place, everything will be right.

19. I keep you deep in my heart.

2. In fact, I was covered in gloom. It was the day you came that the sun began to shine.

21. Listen to me. Why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

22. For a woman, money is not the point. The point is that you can stay with her at every critical moment.

23. Love means different times, different places and different people. Only you and I are the same. Time is changing, space is changing, and the only constant is the infinite yearning for you.

24. It has nothing to do with romance. I just feel that I can't miss you anyway.

25. Every day, my motivation is to see you and talk to you ...

26. I love you with the enthusiasm in my old worries and my childhood loyalty ...

27. There is always someone whose short message can make me smile at once.

28. I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer one sentence: Because you are mine!

29. I miss you, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

3, I don't want a short-term tenderness, as long as you accompany me all my life. Humorous sentences 2

to make your girlfriend happy. Meet you at the right time. We fall in love, get married, have children, and grow old in warm company. This is the happiness I want, the steady happiness.

2. I want to have a long, long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through your life and live up to each other.

3. I really want to watch the years of mountains and rivers with you, the snowy birds flying in the morning, and the flaming clouds in the evening. I don't think the years are long at all.

4. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

5. I don't want a short-term tenderness, as long as you accompany me all my life.

6. I am extremely happy but also extremely painful to fall in love with you. Being with you is like having the whole world, but I dare not think about what I will have once I lose you.

7. Only after experiencing the ups and downs of life can you enrich your experience and understand the true meaning of life.

8. May I call you you, so that I can keep you in mind.

9. I may not be able to give you what others can give you. But I promise that what I can give you, others will never give it! I promise.

1. Rain-drenched air makes me tired and sad, and the fairy tales in my memory have slowly melted.

11. I can't see you getting hurt, let alone being wronged, even if that person is myself.

12. The amount of happiness comes from the number of happiness-aware events.

13. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

14. Do you know what is the biggest difference between you and the fairy? The fairy is in the sky, and you are by my side.

15. No matter how good others are, they belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

16. In the future, my name will be Chang 'an, and your name will be Hometown, because Chang 'an will return to his hometown, and there is Chang 'an in his hometown.

17. I just want to keep going with someone, no matter what I will encounter in the future.

18. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I'll marry you.

19. There is only one you in the world, unique and unique.

2. There is a rumor recently that I like you. I need to clarify that it is not a rumor.

21. There are many love stories, and I just want to have a long flow with you.

22, you don't have to, I like it.

23. I hope the last thing I see before going to bed is you.

24. I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I can't help thinking about you.

25. Talking about you with others is the way I miss you.

26. I know that I am homesick, but I care about you. After several times of careful consideration, I would rather bear the pain!

27. I am willing to accompany you crazy, laugh, cry and grow old with you.

28. As soon as I saw you, I became unlike myself.

29. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything else.

3. I am lazy and have no special skills, but I love you very well. Humorous sentences 3

1. I can't fly over the endless sea, not that I don't have it, but that there is no waiting at the other end of the sea. Maybe I will change, you will change, and we will be sweet with others, but that's not my hope. You know, tea tea, I wish that when we lose our teeth and turn gray, I can still warm your wrinkled face.

2. I know you hate me. I will disappear from your life in the future. I won't bother you anymore. When you think of our happiness, ask me to share it with you! Love you forever! Boo!

3. Do you remember the thorn (a cactus) you gave me? It's sick, and its roots are beginning to rot. I used to think it would always mix with me. Why is it sick now? I'm trying to water it with my heart, but it's still going to wither. Why is God so cruel and leave me alone?

4. Last night, I sent a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and ask it to kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart! Make your girlfriend happy

5. I got up the courage and gave you a cake. At this time, it may be doomed to eat more with me than a gift. Feed you oranges, buy chicken feet, and cook what you want to eat. Most of the time, I want you to eat well. Do you know why? That's what I want my love to contain in every drop of your blood.

6. In the face of your concern, the memory you gave me is sad and romantic. I really want to ask you: Today, you and I, can you repeat yesterday's story?

7. If loving you is a mistake, I'd rather make it worse, even if it's a mistake all my life!

8. Girl, give me a smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile.

9. I don't know how long a meteor can fly and whether it is worth pursuing. I don't know how long the cherry blossoms will last, and whether it is worth waiting for; But I know that our feelings can be as beautiful as fireworks and as eternal as stars, which is worth keeping for my whole life!

1. Duo Duo (my little niece, she likes my little niece very much) has been able to walk, and watching the child climb from to walk has great feelings. But also called aunt, once holding her, she looked at me and suddenly called aunt. Did she see you in my eyes? Does she miss the aunt who loves her? Aunt who loves her, come back.

11. I always ask you to give me hope, but how much have I given you? I've been reflecting on myself. I want to overcome inertia and learn. Now I teach myself tap dancing, which is the kind that Jack and Ruth danced arm in arm on Titanic. In fact, I have many dreams, and now is the beginning.

12. I don't know why my heart hurts. Maybe the alcohol didn't go away last night. I tried not to think about you at work for a while, but there are still many of you in my mind.

13. I'm bored tonight. I'll send you a short message. If you are angry, please throw out your mobile phone!

14. If one day you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away or how many years, my love will protect you around you! Love you

15. If you can find someone who loves you more than I do, I will spend my whole life blessing you. If you can't find that person, then that person who loves you is me!

16. Drink less and eat more food. If you can't reach it, stand up. Talk less, talk more, avoid right and wrong, and laugh; Spend less money, be more affordable, and go home early to be refreshed!

17. I never said I miss you, but it's raining outside the window. I suspect it's your footsteps. I raise my head shyly, but the window is still the same, and the breeze and drizzle drift into the depths of my memory. So I tell you that I really miss you!

18. When you are sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; You are my big brother when I am sad; When coquetry, you are what I rely on; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.

19. Are you all right in the distance? I have a lot to say to you, but I don't know how to say it! Take care of yourself!

2. Your heart is still so kind. You bless me and feel sorry for me. Even if it hurts again, I don't regret loving you. I just regret that I didn't love you well when I had you and didn't give you many sweet memories. Really blame yourself!

21. You always think I'm thin and make me eat more. If you leave, will others make me eat more? Will someone scratch my back? Will others buy me milk when I am sick? Will others want me to grow taller? Will others urge me to fight for my career? The answer is: no, others can't replace your good!

22. At the first minute, when you said goodbye, I was deliberately angry with you. In fact, how much I didn't want to lose you. Your smile made me miss it so much. Your lips made me reluctant to part. You taught me to kiss, close my eyes and kiss heart to heart.

23. I intend to make friends with you, but don't bully me just because I am innocent! I am a thoughtful person, sometimes I have too many ideas to live in peace. In fact, this is all about you!

24. In this uncertain world, who can tell what is true? What is false? What is wrong? What is right? Let's face it bravely together. Okay？ !

25. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, and when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

26. If one of us dies first, I'd rather let you die first, so that you can leave the pain to me, so that you don't have so much pain! Leave all the pain to me!

27. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to sue you to court. What should I convict you of? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

28. A woman's heart is so fickle that she wants to be small for a while, passion for a while, romance for a while, and constant surprises. These are actually not difficult, you can do it with your heart, but men often ignore it. When men wake up, can women give them another chance? Classic words

29. Although I can only place my thoughts in the distance now, my heart has not changed its direction. There is a lingering sadness in the sweetness of memories, just because you are not around. Every day is always a matter of concern.

3, people are small; The world is small; The universe is just countless small combinations ―― my thoughts about you are a collection of hundreds of millions of universes ―― I love you, you know?