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Creative Spring Festival greetings Creative classic greetings

Tips for the Spring Festival: Don't get drunk when friends and relatives have dinner, eat coarse grains to nourish the stomach, bask in the back, exercise and clear the lungs, eat more fruits and vegetables to taste the beauty of tourism, stay up late every day, be physically and mentally exhausted, pay attention to health and waste less!

Happy new year, a mouse! I'd rather send three thousand by mistake than miss one! Please forward the wronged, save by default, and delete thick. Happy new year to dear mouse!

Solemnly declare: this short message has never been forwarded, never seen before, the packaging is simple, sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Rat!

When the Spring Festival comes, I will let the God of Wealth be your little brother, let Chang 'e be your little honey, let Jesus Christ send you blessings, and let the Tathagata sing the Prajna Sutra for you. No other meaning, just want to wish you good luck in the Year of the Rat in advance!

The new year is coming. May you receive gifts and red envelopes every day and win a mountain of money at cards. Newcomers love you like tofu, and firecrackers are set off all over the street. Everyone will be questioned and the police will not be afraid to know! Good luck!

I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want to make people who read short messages happy in the New Year, healthy and happy for a whole year!

Invite Jesus to drink, get him drunk with all his money, then steal his mobile phone and send an order to Cupid: Happy life, sweet love, successful career and Happy New Year to those who receive this message!

Happy New Year to you: yes man, you are the most beautiful when you are away from home. You are the king of the world, and you are better than Qin Shihuang. Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.

The new year is coming. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

When the new year comes, swear with me: I volunteer to join the Happiness Guard Corps, resolutely support the leadership of the Corps, abide by the Constitution of the Corps, implement the resolutions of the Corps, strictly observe the discipline of the Corps, be happy and happy every day, and strive for the cause of happiness.