Forty-one collection of traffic jam humorous copywriting suitable for posting on Moments

Part 1 of humorous copywriting about traffic jams suitable for posting on WeChat Moments

1. Is it hard or not? City roads are blocked every day!

2. Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road.

3. The most romantic thing I can think of during the Chinese New Year is staying at home with you and watching the traffic jam on the street.

4. Traffic jams are endless every day. From spring to autumn, driving on the road is like a pot of porridge.

5. Being stuck in a traffic jam makes you unhappy and in a bad mood. Who knows who is blocking it.

6. Traffic jams are so annoying that it may take three hours to get from school to Guiyang.

7. "Can you describe the feeling of being stuck in a traffic jam in one sentence?" "You have left home and your boss is coming back!"

8. An old driver told us a truth: when you are stuck in a traffic jam, The road on the far right is the fastest; when it's clear, hit the accelerator in the middle road for the most powerful force

9. People are on the road, you are stuck in traffic, you are stuck in traffic, you are stuck in traffic Damn, I'm having a hard time.

10. During the evening rush hour, you can’t go anywhere. The viaduct is blocked and you have to stop under the overpass. ?

11. The most cruel insult I have heard so far is: I scold you for being stuck in traffic every time you go out!

12. If you’re stuck in a traffic jam on the highway and you’re hungry, call for home delivery.

13. Is it difficult? It takes half a day to walk 100 meters!

14. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

15. The May Day holiday is here, are you still alone? It’s not a person, it’s a dog!

16. I am annoyed by traffic jams. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.

17. I saw you stuck in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in traffic jam when I woke up.

18. It’s a long way home, when will the weather clear up?

19. Going home during the Chinese New Year and being stuck in traffic is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a traffic jam for too long. I still have to rush home for dinner!

20. My talents are destined to be useful, and I will not move for an hour.

21. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the driver just turned off the engine! Part 2 of humorous traffic jam copywriting suitable for posting on WeChat Moments

22. It took an hour of walking.

23. After get off work at 3:30, I felt the atmosphere of the hour-long National Day traffic jam in the Shaxi Super Parking Lot.

24. At this time every day, the passing cars seem to be having a party together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time. ?

25. Don’t worry about traffic jams, smile, and enjoy the scenery in a different mood. ?

26. In a high-speed traffic jam, there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones. I won’t. In the face of the traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

27. Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at your property from the car model, look at your character from your attitude, look at your kidney function from holding your urine in... I can only help you so far, no need to thank me.

28. Brother goes home, wishing him a happy National Day traffic jam!

29. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a Weibo message, no one can see the hope of lifting the traffic jam.

30. When you go home during the Chinese New Year, you will always face traffic jams.

31. Every time I go home for the Chinese New Year, it’s like going through a catastrophe. I’m stuck in traffic jams. It’s a journey of several hours, but in the end it takes a whole day, and my mood suddenly becomes less beautiful.

32. The wide and wide road suddenly became blocked.

33. The traffic jam is annoying...the traffic jam is much more serious than in Nanjing

34. Recently I have become accustomed to the first choice of rail transit. There is no traffic jam, I don’t feel upset, and this place is not crowded. The certainty of time from A to B, the rare schedule and the cool air relieve the recent anxiety for a moment...

35. The most romantic thing I can think of is to be with you. Stay at home together; watch the traffic jam on the street.

36. Traffic jams are blocked by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.

It’s been 37.1 hours and I haven’t left Jiuting yet. There is a traffic jam and I can’t even get on the subway! A busy and tiring morning began.

38. At this time, traffic jams have begun on the Ring Road. During the National Day holiday, it can be quiet for a few days. I hope everyone who travels will not be stuck in traffic jams.

39. When buying a car, be sure to buy one with excellent driver assistance and audio. Listening to the song and watching the car drive by itself, the traffic jam is no longer so annoying

40. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we are stuck in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

41. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours. Humorous copy to send to Moments in a traffic jam

Humorous copy to Moments in a traffic jam (Part 1)

1. It’s a long way home, when will the weather clear up?

2. The journey took an hour, and I walked for an hour.

3. Get up early, drive out, and hours later still haven’t left your favorite city.

4. It seems that my first day of National Day will be spent in the car. There is a traffic jam every National Day, which is very Anhui.

5. I hope there will be no traffic jam on the way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the amount of traffic jams during National Day in previous years, it seems like I am dreaming.

6. If the road is blocked, look at the sky. It is also blocked.

7. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will get. Not moving for a few minutes is still submissive. Upset.

8. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Chinese New Year. It had been stuck for more than three hours. There were no teammates who were stuck in traffic all the way.

9.26. In a high-speed traffic jam... there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones... I... can't...

10. A hundred years of accumulation has led to a total traffic jam.

11. The tail lights are red, and the ears are filled with the sound of piercing whistles. My heart is worried and I have been late for a long time, and my head is as depressed as thunder.

12. It’s so frustrating and annoying. There’s really a traffic jam on this road whenever there’s a traffic policeman!

13. The traffic jam was so bad that I just got out of the car and had a meal.

14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home. ?

15. Although I am happy to go home during the New Year, the traffic jam is still painful. At this moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.

16. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

17. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and enjoyed one drama after another.

18. The traffic flow around the city has almost formed a circle.

19. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road. ?

20. There is a traffic jam at Bingjingmenmen every morning when I go out. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Being stuck in traffic every morning when I go out is annoying... Posting humorous copy on Moments when stuck in traffic (Part 2)

21. Alas! If you go out without checking the weather forecast, you will end up with traffic jams on the highway and heavy rain. When can I get home?

22. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars so that the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up politely, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.

23. There are some things you have no choice about, such as catching a cold, being stuck in traffic, or falling in love with someone.

24. The college entrance examination is tomorrow. Dear candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jams on your way to the examination room. I hope you will perform normally. I hope you can take the examination in the same examination room as the people you know.

25. Once when I was stuck in traffic, there was a beautiful woman next to me who smiled at me for half an hour - she was in an advertisement on the roadside.

26. The Japanese are already upset and are stuck in traffic jams like this.

27. Is it miserable? Shoes are stuck in mud and no one cares about the car!

28. There are always some naive humans who think that if they sound the horn a few more times when there is a traffic jam, the car will start moving!

29. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 ways every day.

30. There is still traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2:30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood

31. I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will not move for two hours.

32. Being stuck in a traffic jam makes me unhappy and in a bad mood. Who knows who is blocking it.

33. Traffic jams, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, long car rides, carrying heavy boxes up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my holiday

34. Afraid of traffic jams on National Day , got up at 4:30 and continued to Lanzhou.

35. A Chinese-style traffic jam. Three cars rear-ended each other on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. However, the following cars took advantage of the opportunity, preventing the tow truck from entering the scene, and the traffic jam lasted for more than an hour.

36. After the Second Ring Road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.

37. Yoyo Chek, let’s watch National Day Traffic Jam tomorrow.

38. The annual May Day holiday is here! Hurry up and start a 4-day trip to Moments.

39. Traffic jams are blocked by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.

40.23. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Later, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem. Twenty sentences of humorous copywriting for involution at work suitable for posting on Moments

1. Involution is the process of increasing entropy. Life depends on negative entropy. Only by entering flow can one break the involution.

2. By the time you commented, the test paper master had already finished half of the test paper.

3. I am just the paper in the pocket of the clothes in the washing machine. It wraps me up to death, and no one will have a good time.

4. If you don’t want to be involved, you have to involve others.

5. You don’t have to go against others, let alone yourself.

6. Have you been involved in involution today?

7. I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi Weiya’s live broadcast, but actually I didn’t buy anything. I secretly saved money and tricked them to death.

8. On Double Eleven, I recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them all, and I tricked them to death.

9. My roommates are all asleep, so I secretly turn off the alarm clocks on their mobile phones. I will go to class alone tomorrow morning to get scholarships and trick them to death.

10. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I secretly study to become more educated than him, and then I don’t want him.

11. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their mobile phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow to tie them up.

12. Don’t please anyone. Anyone who pleases will fall into involution, but pleasing yourself will not.

13. You are all asleep, but I stay up late. I will die earlier than you, and I will kill you.

14. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and trap you to death.

15. While others are living a healthy life, I want to secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, I will be infertile and unable to have children, and will be younger than them, which will kill them.

16. The boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge, no need to make any more efforts now.

17. The roommates were all working on cooking, and I secretly picked out the urns. I wanted to look better than them in death, and I would kill them.

18. My roommates were all asleep, so I stole their cell phones and turned off their alarm clocks. I will go to class alone tomorrow and trap them to death.

19. I am like a worm on a cabbage. My classmates are all crawling on it, but I crawl on my own.

20. My roommates were all asleep, so I secretly drank carbonated drinks and went to the West to get a seat and trick them to death. A humorous and witty comment about a traffic jam is suitable for posting on WeChat Moments (30 general sentences)

A humorous and witty comment about a traffic jam is suitable for posting on WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. There is a kind of pain that calls others When you are still stuck on the road, there is a kind of happiness called flying in the sky to watch the traffic jam.

2. It’s cold and snowy at night in Wu, and you can watch the sunrise on the highway.

3. The traffic jam is worse than the God of Gamblers!

4. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and during festivals, there are always traffic jams.

5. It seems that my first day of National Day will be spent in the car. There is a traffic jam every National Day, which is very Anhui.

6. How congested is the highway? When I woke up, I found that the car was still there.

7. National Day traffic jam... It's okay, it's not even three hours in a minute's drive.

8. We cannot predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.

9. It’s so annoying and so irritable. I’m stuck in a traffic jam when it’s a holiday. I sit at one stop for forty minutes and can’t wait to get off the train and walk one stop to the subway station. I just got on it now. It’s so hard to live in this shitty place. So depressed

10. It was raining and traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many classmates just looked at me and left. He was the only one who stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. It was really warm.

11. When stuck in traffic, you can call your family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes. Some people gained long-lost family affection, some negotiated big business, and some even gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people.

12. The May Day holiday is here, and I bought a globe. The world is so big, not only can I look at it, but I can also go around it.

13. When you go home during the Chinese New Year, you will always face traffic jams.

14. The fifth time I came to Jinan, it was still very miserable. There were always traffic jams on the highway. From last night’s cheating concert to the delay of the high-speed train now, I felt that there was no trouble at all.

15. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can’t stop crying, and we can’t sleep in cars at home. ? Humorous remarks about traffic jams are suitable for posting on WeChat Moments (Part 2)

16. I have developed a state of mind: traffic jams, but my mood is not jammed!

17. Another aspect of traffic jams is that couples have nothing urgent to do anyway and just use this time and environment to fall in love.

18. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams, you make me so upset, if you can, you will block me for the rest of my life.

19. The annual May Day holiday is here! Hurry up and start a 4-day trip to Moments.

20. It is difficult to get on and off the bridge, and the elevated bridge is severely blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, and it is difficult to get on the bridge, walking in the middle of the car. ?

21. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home. ?

22. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am very calm. There is no point in being anxious. It is better to listen to music.

23. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why, because of Hangzhou Traffic Radio A Weibo message was posted, and no one saw any hope of relieving the traffic jam.

24. Brother comes home, wish him a happy traffic jam!

25. I really envy those friends who travel during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time cannot experience that kind of happiness at all.

26. When you are stuck in traffic, you can call your family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes.

Some people have gained long-lost family ties, some have negotiated big business, and some have gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people...

27. The large area of ??Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway In traffic jam, the car owner got out of the car to play tennis!

28. Going home during the Chinese New Year, there are all kinds of traffic jams, but the traffic jam is not a worry!

29. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road.

30. I never like taking the bus, it’s stuck in traffic, slow, and dizzy. I still like to run away on my own. ? Introverted humorous copy suitable for posting on WeChat Moments (20 sentences)

1. Why stand when you can do things lying down? Why do you have to be someone else when you can be yourself?

2. In fact, even when we fall in love, we are involved in it.

3. My roommates are all asleep, so I secretly turn off the alarm clocks on their mobile phones. I will go to class alone tomorrow morning to get scholarships and trick them to death.

4. Before you have time to become introverted, you have already begun to mentally consume yourself.

5. There is no obstacle in life that you can’t overcome. If you can’t get over it, try to get over it!

6. Others eat fried chicken and drink Coca-Cola, but I drink hot water every day. I am in better health than them and will kill them.

7. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and trap you to death.

8. If you don’t want to be involved, you have to involve others.

9. Have you been involved in involution today?

10. It’s hard to find a partner now, so my beautiful roommates and I have a hard time digesting it, and we’re going to kill them.

11. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said natural curls.

12. They were all studying, and I slept secretly to make my body better than theirs and kill them.

13. Involution is the process of increasing entropy. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when you enter flow can you break the involution.

14. The roommates are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and beat them to death.

15. Today I am proud of the involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of the involution!

16. You learn, you take the test. Now I will stay up late, drink Coca-Cola, play games and watch dramas. I will die suddenly and be reborn in my next life as a rich second generation in Beijing. You will take the test for the rest of your life. Can't beat me.

17. Other college students all drink boiled water, but I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I grabbed the seat in the West Heaven earlier than them and swept them to death.

18. How to break the inner scroll, the only way is to read, because reading can break thousands of scrolls.

19. I told my boyfriend that we would take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then I learned more knowledge at the same time, which made him feel like a stupid pig and would kill him.

20. While others are living a healthy life, I want to secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, I will be infertile and unable to have children, and I will be younger than them, which will kill them. A humorous chat about traffic jams in Moments

A humorous chat about traffic jams in Moments Part 1

1. Traffic jams on National Day are terrible. The three- or four-hour drive is estimated to be extended to eight About an hour later, I feel sorry for myself who is still driving on the highway... I guess I can have breakfast when I get back~... Thinking about how I wanted to apply for a university outside the province, it's okay, okay.

2. Traffic jam is a very annoying thing. When a lot of annoying things are encountered in a traffic jam, you can only use music to relieve it. AC/DC will always be at the top of my playlist. Turn up the volume, close the windows, and time is yours at this moment.

3. We cannot predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.

4. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

5. Everyone got off the car and did morning exercises. There are also drivers who wander their dogs on the highway.

6. We usually complain about the smog and traffic jams, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

7. The longest National Day and longest traffic jam in history!

8. I’m finally going home to celebrate the New Year, but I’m really afraid of the traffic jam. What I’m most afraid of now is the traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult.

9. Highway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most complete varieties and the largest number of exhibitors.

10. A truly quality life means you don’t have to go out and suffer from traffic jams during National Day and other holidays. ***Teach everyone.

11. Just leave, if you don’t stop, I will lose!

12. Unexpectedly, someone came home last month and only arrived this month.

13. It’s really bad to be far away from home. If you have a seven-day holiday, you have to go back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam on the road, you may lose one or two days, but what can you do?

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14. Hey, I was so angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, and then the unscrupulous freight forwarder maliciously charged high forklift fees. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly informed me that it would be discontinued. It was really That's enough

15. I'm really annoyed by the traffic jam. There's really a traffic jam whenever there's a traffic policeman on this road!

16. In the morning, I basically go up with biscuits and come down with flour, that’s it.

17. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful journey, but good times are always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

18. Come, blessings will hurt, there will be a traffic jam on the highway

19. When you see an injustice on the road, let out a roar, and come to walk the dog on the highway.

20. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic. Smile and enjoy the scenery in a different state of mind. Humorous Moments about traffic jams Part 2

21. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in traffic jam on the highway for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

22. Every time there is a traffic jam on the road, I am very calm. There is no point in being anxious. It is better to listen to music.

23. Since everyone has realized that there will be traffic jams on the expressways during the holidays, the traffic jam time has been Ahead of time.

24. My talents are destined to be useful, and I will not move for two hours.

25. Do you hate it or not? The car navigation does not work!

26. An old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the lane on the far right is the fastest; when it is clear, the middle lane is where the throttle is the most powerful.

27. Alas! If you go out without checking the weather forecast, you will end up with traffic jams on the highway and heavy rain. When can I get home?

28. Chinese-style traffic jam, in the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended each other, but the subsequent cars took advantage of the opportunity, causing the tow truck to be unable to enter the scene, and more than one car was blocked. Hour.

29. Every time I go to school, it is not smooth. Three cars collide and there is a huge traffic jam on the highway.

30. I leave early and arrive late. It takes half an hour to cross the intersection and drive. There are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth the time lost?

31. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for 4 years.

32. I originally drove out with two boxes of high-end mooncakes to give as gifts. We were stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I couldn't hold on any longer, so I finished my mooncakes and found an exit to go home.

33. Even if it’s drizzling and it’s cloudy, I’m not afraid of it. As soon as I go out on the road, I’ll get a headache if I’m stuck in a traffic jam.

34. There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, and I wake up in the same place.

35. I wish all those traveling today that the traffic jam on the road prevents you from accompanying me.

36. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for years.

37. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2:30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood.

38. The most romantic thing I can think of during the New Year is to stay at home with you. ;Watch the traffic jam on the street.

39. It is difficult to get on and off the bridge, and the elevated bridge is severely blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, and it is difficult to get on the bridge, walking in the middle of the car. ?

40. Traffic jams are blocked by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people. A collection of forty-one copywriting of Douyin’s most popular hilarious homophonic memes

A collection of Douyin’s most popular hilarious homophonic memes (Part 1)

1. I asked my mother, why are there candles? Can't the flames that are flaring up stop for a while? Mom said it’s because he’s a spirited boy.

2. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. Did you hear that the dates fell apart?

3. I know three kinds of berries: Strawberry, Cranberry, Miss Me Berry.

4. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said, scheming. The frog kept touching your belly.

5. Mom asked me to rub the clothes. I said I had rubbed them. Did you hear me?

6. Ten When I was four years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

7. One day the little duck was there. Reading duck mother said it's time to eat, close the book, close it, make up, did you hear it, make up.

8. Wu Jing encounters a mouse—Wu Jing stomps on him!

9. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized because m sorry!

10. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight."

11. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in rooms in horror movies? Answer: The piano has been home to a few medicines, and the mailbox has been home to a few demons

12. One day I found a little dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust didn’t come off. Did you hear that? Reply Not going.

13. Are you religious? I am a reincarnation teacher, and our main task is to sleep.

14. Look, I have two erasers here, but you don’t. Why? Because you don’t have a partner (oak).

15. If you don’t even kiss me, what are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

16. If you don’t even kiss me, then what are you kissing? Will it burn your mouth?

17. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.

18. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding in a car?" "That's because you don't memorize the multiplication tables."

19. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs : Life is not just about the dogs in front of you, but there are also dogs on the streets.

20. If you forward this purple potato, the person you like will love it for you.

21. Two adults are playing chess. The child: Uncle, your rook is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself. The most popular hilarious homophonic meme copy on Douyin (Part 2)

22. I really don’t recommend that you take the bus. I took the bus for six stops and fell in love with fifteen boys.

23. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to become a star. People passing by called me: Dilireba.

24. The giraffe said: "I am a giraffe!"

25. Men are not lustful, so what are you doing?

26. The teacher told Us: Circle, the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this class is guessing an old Beijing food - teaching circle.

27. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

28. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

29. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no. No umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

30. If you want to quit cola, it is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks!

31. The queen ant is dead. The other ants have been shouting, "We don't have a queen anymore. We have no future. You heard me... We have no future."

32. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

33. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein

34. I said I was in Baoan, Shenzhen, but you said everywhere that I was working as a security guard in Shenzhen?

35. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

36. One day, the little pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: Okay, one day. Pig food, what do you want, little leopard. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock sharp Beijing time.

37. What will happen if Chinese people don’t eat? Will be linked to Chinese fasting.

38. My eyes light up when I open them, and darken when I close my eyes. Could it be that I am also a refrigerator?

39. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

40. If your mobile phone has a large memory, you can store a lot of memories, and then Know your own changes: there are confidants in the sea.

41. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."