Nice automatic reply

1, hi! I'm not here now. If you need anything, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after the beep!

2. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

3. Sorry, the network is different. Please resend it.

Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.

5. Do you really want to find me? If you want to find me, I will reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to find me, do you? Do you really want to see me?

6. Take a break and come back immediately after the commercial.

7. The mobile phone is poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.

8, in the shower, please don't disturb, peek, please buy a ticket.

9. Error in sending information: Restarting may solve this problem. If you have any questions, please dial 1 10. Please call silly when you get through and someone will answer.

10. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

1 1. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

12, people are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, and reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating. 1 hour did not reply. Please call 120 for me.

13. Your message was sent, but the user didn't reply.