Humorous greetings

A witty greeting, a witty greeting can bring people a good mood, and a simple greeting can bring people warmth. I believe many people feel the joy after receiving the blessing. I wish you a firm love in the future, as long as you sincerely wish. Give a witty greeting to someone you care about.

Witty greetings 1 1. When you are young, you should listen to your parents. Go to school and listen to the teacher; If you work, you should listen to the leader; Married, listen to your wife. It's the weekend, please listen to a friend's words: relax and have more rest!

Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. Is my illness really serious? Doctor: Let's put it this way: If I can cure you, I will become quite famous.

3, more money and less money is always good; Ugly people are handsome, just pleasing to the eye; There are fewer people and more old people, and they are in good health; If the family is poor and rich, it is good to be kind; In a person's life, peace is good; At the weekend, just be happy!

I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

5. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I'll cut off the power.

6. I asked for four smiles for you in front of the Buddha: I smiled slightly and my troubles ran away; Smile a little, and there will be less sadness; Sweet smile, youth is not old; Ha ha ha smile, good luck! Smile after reading the message!

7. Pray for the God of Wealth to come and congratulate you on making a fortune; Pray for a full moon and a happy love; Pray that when spring returns to the earth, everything will recover; Pray that your dream will come true. Dear friends, Happy New Year!

8. How many times have I told you, you should be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. That was not the case. Last night, you came to my dream again, which made me unwilling to wake up!

9. I'm not as happy as you, so I'm happy and happier with you around!

10, I will get to know you slowly, I will chase you again and again, and I will always miss you. I love you perfectly, and I will marry you 100%!

1 1, I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of sinews, I'm soft-hearted but my legs are not short. I believe I can catch up with you, even to the ends of the earth.

12, oh! It's snowing. I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly to your arms. I flew into your collar, your cuffs, and yours. Why don't you zip up?

13, it's cold, but you still stick to the same routine: walking, jogging, doing exercises, practicing boxing, hiking, climbing trees, swinging, somersaulting, eating bananas, and breaking the valley. Monkey, I wish you good results as soon as possible!

14, near or far, as long as someone cares and someone thinks; Whether you have money or no money, as long as you are healthy and happy; Whether you are a new friend or an old friend, it is enough to send a message to say hello. I wish you happiness!

15, the performance of depravity: the morning begins at noon; Time is basically spent on the computer; Serious lack of exercise; Indulge in games; Three meals are not balanced. None of this matters. The most important thing is that you haven't invited me to dinner for a long time!

16. It's not easy to say I love you. Send a short message to express my feelings. If your heart is rippling, can you reply a message?

17, loving you is my career, thinking of you is my career, hugging you is my profession, and kissing you is my profession!

18, care for life, travel in a civilized way, and resolutely resist speeding, overcrowding, overloading and fatigue driving. The Traffic Patrol Corps of Jiangsu Provincial Public Security Department will join hands with you to build a safe, harmonious and happy home.

19, I am like a dragon in the sky! You, like a phoenix on the ground! I fly in the sky, you chase on the ground, I love you, I don't lie to you, just like farmers love corn.

20. If you were a flower, I would like to be cow dung. If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.

2 1. Gold is more precious than silver, platinum is more precious than gold, diamond is more precious than platinum, emotion is more precious than diamond, and you are more precious than emotion. Friend, it's cold, keep warm and don't catch a cold!

22. I don't answer your phone, I don't talk to you, I don't hug you, I don't look at you when I stand in front of you, I don't kiss you when I lean on my chest. Actually, what I want to do is.

I can only describe your beauty with plants. Face is melon seeds, waist is willow, eyebrows are willow leaves, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots.

24, SMS function is good, greetings are well conveyed; Winter is good, health needs to be done well; It's good to add clothes when it's cold, and it's good to drink soup when it's dry; Exercise is good, fruits and vegetables moisten the stomach well; Care early. I wish you all the best in winter.

25. God told me that if I don't bless you at the weekend, the national treasure won't eat, and the rooster lay eggs, the sun will darken and the earth will stop immediately. In order to prevent chaos in the world, I have to wish you: double your money, happiness and peace!

26, the weather is getting cold, autumn geese are coming, and the first frost is coming. Care should be: eat persimmon diced to prevent runny nose; Eat chestnuts to nourish the stomach and strengthen the spleen; Eat onions to prevent old and cold legs; Eating mutton nourishes the body; Exercise more and keep fit; More interaction, friends come from afar; This short message contains my sincerity; This blessing contains my true feelings. I wish my friends health and happiness every day!

27, winter health care reminder: go out less in the morning and evening to avoid catching a cold; Exercise more in the afternoon to enhance physical fitness; Go out and add clothes to prevent cold flow; Stay away from flu and reduce pathogens. Send a message, send a message to every friend.

28, snow without a trace, love without a trace. Snow is invisible and love is invisible. Winter has come and the snow has fallen; Love comes, love goes. After winter, snow water; Love, tears.

29. You are wind, I am sand, you are leather shoes, I am brush, I am honey, you are melon, you want to drink water, I will make tea, get married early tomorrow morning, and I will look after the baby when you have children.

30. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime if you break down. If you drop two coins, you can quit your job and go back to tossing coins every day!

Witty greetings 2 witty birthday greetings

Today is your birthday, my old friend. I edited a sincere message for you and sent you a special blessing. May happiness be with you and live in your heart forever. Happy birthday will follow you every day.

The drizzle is beating on the doors and windows, disturbing my heart; The lingering breeze is fragrant and caressing my face; Delicate flowers are blooming with fragrance, dressing up my dreams; Excellent trees stand upright, strong and protect my strength; Bright red candles were lit by candlelight to celebrate my birthday wishes. Let drizzle, breeze, flowers, trees and candlelight meditate on your birthday, and let your birthday wishes shine. Happy birthday!

When you are happy, spread a layer of cream and smell it. Set a strawberry in the crystal to shine. Wear this ring to make your dream come true at the appointed time. Happy birthday, dear.

Whenever, I will remember your birthday; No matter where you are, I will send you 999 roses, because this is my lifelong wish. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

Don't care whether others care about you, don't care whether others think about you, you should remember: in this world, if you are perfect and brave enough, Chang 'e will regret having dumped you! Ring: Happy birthday!

Sunset brings you beautiful scenery: colorful, full of clouds, stars give you gifts: starlight flashes, fireflies dot, evening breeze brings me greetings: How are you in the moonlight? The moon brings me a blessing: Happy birthday!

On this happy day, I sincerely wish you eternal youth and wish you peace and happiness all your life. Happy birthday!

Wish: Happy, happy birthday, always smile.

I wish you a happy birthday and good luck every year.

Cool breeze blows you, gentle sunshine covers you, clear dew moistens you, cheerful songs accompany you, and sincere wishes are given to you. May the beautiful birthday girl be the sweetest and happy birthday be with you forever.

Today is your birthday. I'm going to put on a big red flower, a small vest, a gold chain and a pink skirt, and then I'm going to dress up. Let's go shopping together. Look at those passers-by and praise everyone: your puppy is really beautiful! That is, I am proud! Dog! Happy birthday!

Eat rice bit by bit, live day by day, grow up bit by bit, and experience happiness bit by bit. I hope you can reap extraordinary happiness in your ordinary life! Happy birthday!

Give you a rose to express your feelings, and give you a big peach blossom, and your luck depends on it. Send you a bowl of tofu flower to make you laugh all day! Happy birthday!

Today, when your birthday comes, may all the joy and joy come to your window!

Dreams will fade and flowers will fade. But what you once had will always be with you. Happy birthday!

I hope you are strong and grow up quickly. The longer, the cuter.

Memorial day, it turns out that the world is better because of you. Happy birthday.

Everything you want in life can be achieved. Happy birthday!

I sincerely wish you a golden age and a bright future forever!

There are many blessings among the layers of green leaves. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Send you a blessing and a spring of water every day like today!

May this little card add a touch of spring scenery, fun and comfort to your happy day!

Let my blessing float into your ears like that sweet bell and stay in your heart. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

I wish you a long and healthy life and a happy birthday! Do you want me to give you anything? Haven't you decided yet? You have one second to think. Time is up. Hey, it's not my fault, let alone my friend. I didn't give you a chance.

Honey, it's your birthday again. Remember to miss me. According to reliable information, I think I can keep fit, promote sleep, stimulate appetite and make a lot of money! So, in order to get rich as soon as possible, remember to think of me often!

May you be as charming as the sky in spring, as bright as the sky in summer, as refreshing as the sky in autumn and as hazy as the sky in winter. On your birthday, I wish you a sweet and warm year.

Do what you want to do, go where you want to go, love people you want to love, pursue dreams you want to pursue, make good wishes, embrace a better tomorrow and enjoy a better time. Wish you a happy birthday and a happy life.

Thousands of miles apart, acacia is hard to break. Although people don't come, their hearts yearn for it. Speechless and speechless, if you go again. Miss you and be together every day; I love you deeply, silently in my heart; Best wishes for a happy birthday!

When you receive my message on your birthday, happiness comes first. Look at the beauty of the message, so that rose can not be compared with it. The face of youth is shining, the agate shines backwards, and the thick hair falls on your shoulder, which is extremely delicate and charming. Happy birthday!