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Prank poem

1. Prank poem

Poems about vaudeville 1. Sentences for jugglers.

1, he is so selfish, no wonder he has no friends.

2. Some people criticize our reality and say that we are hypocritical. Those who have read the book of sages are really hypocrites. They use their power to falsely seek so-called welfare, so social people will be selfish.

It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning and scare ghosts at night.

Life is limited, so you can't earn money. If you spend your limited life making money that you will never make, you will eventually leave endless regrets. I hope that after reading this message, I will not be so stingy and selfish.

Selfishness is the root of all human evils.

6. You said you were happy with me. You also said that all your unhappiness disappeared when you saw me. You also said you wanted to laugh when you saw my news. I want to know, am I the only woman who gives you this feeling?

7, hypocrisy can't create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing. ...

8. Hypocrisy will never become true because of the growth of power.

9, the mask has been worn for a long time, that is the face.

10, aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.

1 1. Mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide.

2. Describe the sentence that seeing through friends is not worth getting along with.

Describe the following sentences that are not worth getting along with and seeing through friends:

1, I gave my heart to the moon long ago, but the moon shines on the ditch. I threw my heart into the moon, but the moon didn't shine on me, but filled the ditch. Metaphor: I treat the world sincerely, but the world treats me falsely.

2, learn to talk at the age of three, and learn to shut up all your life. See through, don't say through, and continue to be friends.

3, the phoenix tree is raining, at dusk, dribs and drabs. This time, what a sad sentence! The original meaning of this sentence is: the rain on the leaves of the plane is dripping, and it is still dripping at dusk. Under such circumstances, how can a word "worry" be summarized? Can be extended to describe seeing through a friend, heartbroken and unsolvable.

Extended data

1 "I give my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch" comes from Yuan Gaoming's Pipa, and a few words are an admonition to my father-"This tit is rude, but his words collide with me. My words are not in the right place, son. My husband's words are contrary to my father's. I hate children's knowledge. I should have trusted the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch. "

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The original text with a slow voice and a slow breath

Looking around, lonely and sad. It's the hardest to stop breathing when it's warm and cold. Three glasses and two glasses of wine, how can you go against him when the wind is urgent and the rain is urgent? Guo Yan is very sad, but this is an old acquaintance.

Yellow flowers are piled all over the floor. Who can pick it now? How can it be dark when you are alone by the window? Indus is raining in Mao Mao, dripping at dusk. This time, what a sad sentence!

Vernacular translation

I searched hard, but I didn't see anything. How can it not make people sad? It is the most difficult to maintain and rest when it is warm and cold. How to resist the cold wind in the morning after drinking three or two glasses of light wine? A line of geese flew in front of us, which was even more sad, because they were old acquaintances.

The chrysanthemums in the garden are piled all over the floor, and they are already very haggard. Who else will pick them now? How can you stay up until dark alone and watch the window coldly? The plane tree leaves are dripping, and it is still dripping at dusk. How can such a scene end with a "sad" word!

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-I have long given my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Slow down and whisper, search and search

3. What are the sentences about "heart"?

1. When I still regarded you as my friend. Don't play tricks on me. I tolerate it again and again because I regard you as a friend, but there is a limit.

I am a process-oriented person, and the result is not that important to me. I like people who are pragmatic and sincere. Even if you can't do it or you can't do it, you must tell me clearly. Don't play games with me, pretend to be mature!

Chatting with friends, I don't like people who are too scheming. The friend said, what is scheming? I smiled indifferently and said that I was pretending to be nice to you, but I was actually using you, squeezing you and cheating you. It seems that Xue Baochai is kind to everyone, everyone likes her, and no one says anything about her.

4. Don't play games with me. I'm not who I used to be. Since I can't change you, please leave. My team doesn't need such people.

Don't play games with me. Yes, I can't, but I will hide.

6. Swallow the grievances one by one and learn to be a scheming person. I will pay you back every knife you give me one day.

7. I especially dare not and will not get along with people who look very scheming.

8. I am a woman who can't play tricks. I hope others won't play tricks with me! I can't play, but I can hide!

9. Don't try to steal my heart. I never advocate sensibility. As clever as I am, as timid as I am. If you're not afraid to scare me away, come on.

10. Don't just look at the surface, especially those with ulterior motives! People who often don't care about you on the surface actually care about you in their hearts! Please don't fool people who only know superficial kung fu.

1 1. A gentleman cannot compare with others, and a villain cannot compare with others.

12. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

13. Gentlemen are harmonious but different, while villains are at odds.

14. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us. A statement about cursing villains.

4. Describe the sentence that seeing through friends is not worth getting along with.

The following sentence describes that seeing through friends is not worth getting along with: 1, I give my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.

I threw my heart into the moon, but the moon didn't shine on me, but filled the ditch. Metaphor: I treat the world sincerely, but the world treats me falsely.

2, learn to talk at the age of three, and learn to shut up all your life. See through, don't say through, and continue to be friends.

3, the phoenix tree is raining, at dusk, dribs and drabs. This time, what a sad sentence! The original meaning of this sentence is: the rain on the leaves of the plane is dripping, and it is still dripping at dusk.

Under such circumstances, how can a word "worry" be summarized? It can be extended to describe seeing through a friend, being heartbroken and having no solution. Extended information 1 "I would have compared my heart to the bright moon, and the bright moon shines on the ditch" comes from article 31 of Yuan Gaoming's Pipa Story-"This girl is rude, but she collides with me.

My words are not in the right place, son. My husband's words are contrary to my father's. I hate children's knowledge. I entrusted my heart to the moon, but the moon shone on the ditch. "

2, the voice is slow, the original text is found, cold and clear, and it is terrible. It's the hardest to stop breathing when it's warm and cold.

Three glasses and two glasses of wine, how can you go against him when the wind is urgent and the rain is urgent? Guo Yan is very sad, but this is an old acquaintance. Yellow flowers are piled all over the floor.

Who can pick it now? How can it be dark when you are alone by the window? Indus is raining in Mao Mao, dripping at dusk. This time, what a sad sentence! Translation of vernacular Chinese is hard to find, but it is deserted. How can it not make people sad?

It is the most difficult to maintain and rest when it is warm and cold. How to resist the cold wind in the morning after drinking three or two glasses of light wine? A line of geese flew in front of us, which was even more sad, because they were old acquaintances.

The chrysanthemums in the garden are piled all over the floor, and they are already very haggard. Who else will pick them now? How can you stay up until dark alone and watch the window coldly? The plane tree leaves are dripping, and it is still dripping at dusk. How can such a scene end with a "sad" word! References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-I have long given my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch. Baidu encyclopedia-slow down, search.

5. What are some tricks idioms?

Metaphor is a tricky idiom;

1, ulterior motives

Pinyin: x and n huá i gu ǐ tā i.

Interpretation: Metaphor hides ulterior motives.

Source: Ming Lingmengchu's "Surprise at the Second Moment": "Who knows that Su Mei has ulterior motives, just sighing, so sad, and quietly went back to her room."

Example: this kid ~; Shake clothes; Go downstairs; I wonder what he does.

Step 2 have ulterior motives

Pinyin: jūxīnB Liang

Interpretation: intention: intention; Good: Good. Up to no good. Refers to the existence of malice or conspiracy.

Source: Liu Song Yiqing in the Southern Dynasties, "Shi Shuo Xin Yu Yan": "Your meaning is not pure, and you want me to be too clear."

Ex.: Trust them ~, and get worse gradually. ★ Feng Zikai's "The Town Bandits are in the Mouth"

3. ulterior motives

Pinyin: j xn pǒcè

Interpretation: intention: intention; Hey: no; Test: guess. It means dangerous and unpredictable.

Source: Qing Hong Lotus Garden "County Apes Return to God": "It was this dog who designed a scam and thought that it was a rich land, so he regarded my pavilion as a strange commodity to live in, with ulterior motives and heaven forbid."

He is a good man, so be careful.

6. Poems describing "honesty"

Poor girl

qin taoyu

Living under a thatched cottage and never wearing fragrant silk, she is eager to arrange a marriage, but how dare she? .

Who would know that her simple face is the cutest? * * * Poor people dress frugally in this era.

Her finger embroidery is unparalleled, but she can't compete with painting eyebrows.

Year after year, she sewed gold thread for other girls in the bridal gown.

Fisherman on the river

fan zhongyan

People come and go on the river,

But I like perch beauty.

Look at a boat,

In the storm.

Silkworm girl

Zhang Yu

When I went into town yesterday,

I came back with tears on my face.

Those who are covered in Luo Qi,

Not a silkworm raiser.

Bai Juyi in "Looking at Wheat Cutting"

The Tian family has less leisure in the month, and people are twice as busy in May.

In the evening, the south wind rises and the wheat turns yellow.

Mother-in-law is rich in food, and children are full of pot pulp.

Go with Tian Xiang. Ding Zhuang is in Nangang.

Summer is steaming and rustic, and the back is burning.

I don't know about the heat, but I regret the long summer.

Another poor woman, holding her son,

Grab the ear with your right hand and hang the basket with your left arm.

Listening to his words of concern is very sad.

My family's taxes are gone, so I can take this to satisfy my hunger.

What are my advantages today? I have never been involved in farming and mulberry.

There are 300 stones in the land, and there is surplus grain in the year of Yan.