April Fool's Day jokes

1. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are Idiot!

2. Dear, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn’t want to kill a few more pounds of pigs?

3. To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark carnation, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

4. The little donkey said to his mother: Mom, someone sent me a malicious text message before April Fool’s Day. Can I reply? Mother Donkey said: Don't be fooled, pigs come back, but donkeys, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Ah! You are so graceful and charming, no wonder everyone says you are... bloated!

6. According to research from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, soaking your phone in water for 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!

7. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that he would just shake his head or answer "no" no matter what question he was asked. Have you heard of this story?

8. My last name is my love for you, my nickname is to understand you, my scientific name is to love you, my nickname is to read you, my book is called to dream of you, my pen name is to love you, my nickname is to chase you! Hehe, look at how beautiful you are. In fact, my real name is Doudou you!

9. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you need to strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

10. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, I hold the plum blossoms and smell the flowers, I can only win the first place, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.

12. Dear user, according to reliable information from the weather station, tonight, if you shake a big tree hard, a lot of US dollars and hundred-dollar bills will hit you. If you want to make a fortune, New and old customers of Cai, please hurry up and don’t miss this opportunity!

13. Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"! [April Fool’s Day text message]

14. Dear user: Hello! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, our station has decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 10 minutes!

15. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: Your wig is about to fall off...

16. Tips for making free calls on mobile phones: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg and then turn off before the second ring. The call will be free at this time. [April Fool's Day SMS]

17. I spent a dime to send you this message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my April Fool's Day gift to you.

18. Teacher: "Create a sentence using Yushu Linfeng." Student: "A person with Yushu Linfeng just sent a text message." Teacher: "Create a sentence using beautiful and touching words." Student: "A The beautiful lady received a text message: “Haha, happy April Fool’s Day!

19. Dear user: Your mobile phone now has the cash withdrawal function. You only need to take out the SIM card and insert it into the cash machine. If the cash machine does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to withdraw money. A new machine! Happy April Fool's Day!