Three April Fools’ Day blessing phrases

Chapter 1

1. Quiz: Press down if you think you are smart, press down if you think you are humorous, and press if you think you are handsome. Pressing down, I felt that I was quite attractive and pressed down. The test result was: quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. To attract gold and gold, you become a rich man; when you are in a state of lust, you become a *man; when you have too much haste, you become a madman; when gold and jade are ruined on the outside, you become a useless person; finally, if you wear a diving suit and practice diving on the beach, Become a complete fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Si's Bamboo, An Si's Pure Bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig It's a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a stupid pig.

4. You used to be gorgeously dressed and always dreamed of a banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasty. So I wanted to pick you up in the summer, but you said it was too hot. I want to pick you up in winter, but you say it’s too cold. I want to pick you up in spring and autumn, but you still want to pick me up when you say it’s neither cold nor hot. I was puzzled, aren’t you just a pack of instant noodles? Why do you have so many things!

5. When you read this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, Stand on the street with your right hand pinching your left ear and sticking out your tongue. You will find that people will give you money!

6. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of yearning called longing, and there is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!

7. April Fool’s Day makes you happy, and the reason for deceiving people is very legitimate. It is normal for masters to compete with each other and for inferiors to be fooled. There are many different tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Regardless of whether you have high or low IQ, you will end up being fooled the same way. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Slightly stupid, a little stupid, a little stupid, more stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, violently stupid, thundering stupid, stupid and invincible. The first day of the month is coming, and your fool index is rising sharply, approaching the extreme standard. April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!

9. Hi, I have a way for you to live in a good house, drive a good car, and have endless money. You don't have to go to work and invest with zero risk. , tell you it now, don’t tell others! The way is: dream!

10. During a major earthquake in a certain country, seawater poured in, bridges were destroyed, buildings collapsed, lives were devastated, and the world was sad! There was a The "fisherman" survived because he was driving a boat when he escaped. He was covering his mouth and snickering while reading the text messages!

11. What can I say about you? You are indeed different! Give me some sunshine. , you will be brilliant; give you some happiness, and you will be romantic; give you some praise, and you will be crazy; give you some praise, and you will be beautiful; give you some praise, and you will be crazy; I am afraid of being fooled on April Fool's Day, but I still hope to receive text messages. . Yes, yes! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Someone saw you today, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking aloof and relaxed, In fact, they are so cute. I wonder how you beat the rabbit back then?

13. With this product, you don’t need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will become bigger immediately and you will see things better. It’s clear, the price is very low, have you guessed what the product is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool’s Day!

14. When you are irritable, you don’t disturb me; when you miss me, you kiss the tip of my ear; When I was helpless, you said hello to me; when I was happy, you danced with me; without you, I don’t know what to do! Say thank you on April Fool’s Day: mobile phone.

15. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and you won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book, and two one-inch photos to come to us to claim the prize immediately. We will not wait for expired prizes. Prize: A piece of toilet paper.

Chapter 2

17. Sending nonsense will cost phone money, and sending nonsense back will evaporate. If you spend money on sending nonsense, you will regret it. Spending phone money on sending back nonsense will waste money. Sending nonsense will be sent back. It's all nonsense! I don't believe that this 1 cent won't make you dizzy.

18. God asked me to grant one of my wishes. I asked for world peace, but he said it would be too difficult to change him. I took out your photo and asked him to become more beautiful. He thought for a moment and said : Let me take a look at the globe.

Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Your state of mind is indifferent to the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that cannot be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, and your life is better than that of a god. Living a carefree life, being a pig is actually quite good!

20. To encourage others is absurd, and to deceive others is foolhardy. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, but burning the cauldron and sinking the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue reading, you are an idiot! Happy April Fools' Day!

21. Today I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the idiot. After reading it, the idiot grinned, knowing that his holiday was here. This Text me to pay the bill, and then treat me to a feast. Call me as soon as you can. Don’t worry, I’ll be there right away!

22. Dear user, your mobile phone has sent too many text messages, resulting in The server system crashed, so your ability to send text messages is suspended for 24 hours. The 2015 April Fool’s Day text messages are so interesting.

23. Dear user: Hello, due to the continuous spread of radiation from the explosion of the Japanese nuclear power plant, your mobile phone may have no signal or cannot be connected today. Please drop the mobile phone to the ground to return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day.

24. Hey, when you see the text message, take one million with you and go to the back mountain alone. Don't call the police, or we will break up. Remember not to call the police, remember not to be angry. , Haha, friend, are you kidding me? Happy April Fool's Day!

25. The wind lifts your long hair, you look more chic! The waves slap your feet, you look more flawless! You welcome Facing the morning glow in the east, it’s like a sea spray!

26. Today is April Fool’s Day, be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool’s disease is popular recently, and the symptoms are always getting Look at the text messages on your phone and grin the most, so be careful!

27. Dear listeners, welcome to listen to the weather forecast. Starting from April 1st, thunderstorms will occur in our city. There will be more lightning phenomena at that time. We would like to remind you to put your mobile phone on your head when you go out and put the mobile phone charger behind you for lightning protection! Don’t!

28. One year old Erguotou is half a catty. He is an expert in love at the age of two. He eats, drinks, gambles and smokes at the age of three. He cheats and steals at the age of four. This person is promising at a young age. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. Even though he knows that this person is you, he still insists on seeing it to the end. Admire! Admire!

29. Today we are lively and open, and the rules are thrown aside. A gentleman can go up to the wall, and Hongxing can get out of the wall. The "second child" was very excited, and the "mistress" entered the room. Fulfill all your dreams, even if your friends lie to you, there is no discussion. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. Confucius said: "I want to fool people and I will fool them." So I asked Confucius, does this sentence mean that I will fool people if I want to? Confucius said: "NO" . Do you want to know what it means? Idiot! I lied to you, how could Confucius know me! Confucius doesn’t even know English! Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

31. I have been looking forward to it for a long time, My salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, property prices have dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here, I forgot to tell you, the above is for you on April Fool’s Day gift.

32. These days, there is simply no justice: students need to test their grades, workers need to test their performance, leaders need to test their political performance, April Fools’ Day is coming soon, and they have to test their brains, and their nerves are tense, allowing high IQ to take over. Highland!

33. Entertainment is justified, but bullying is not guilty. April Fool's Day is approaching. In order to start a new era of pranking, you are specially invited to attend the annual pranking ceremony to compete for the "Tricky Master". The winner will receive a golden pig head. I wish you success!

34. Whether you are going to bully someone today or be bullied today, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! It only happens once a year, so treat it as a happy moment in a normal day whether you bully or be bullied!

35. Dear user, in order to keep you awake and not deceived on April Fool's Day, April 1st, we provide you with a quick guide to wisdom. You can learn it by reading "I am Two Hundred and Five" ten times in a row.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Part 3

36. Others say you are clumsy, but I believe that fools are blessed. Others say you are dull, but I believe that wishful thinking can sometimes come true. Others say you are stupid and ignorant, but I know that being wise and foolish is your magic weapon!

37. Seismological station prediction: There will be micro earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please wrap yourself in quilt tonight , wearing a toilet bowl on his head and a straw in his nostrils to sleep under the bed.

38. April Fool’s Day is here. In order to thank you for being a good friend who seeks pleasure, is contented, knows how to enjoy, has fun when you have nothing to do, and was so happy after reading my text message, I decided I’ll give you a free sentence: Happy April Fool’s Day!

39. This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, holding the plum blossoms and smelling the flowers, I can only win the first place, invitation to the bedroom Sleep, the bedroom knows the spring green.

40. Today is April Fool’s Day, a special Fool’s Order is issued, imitate the barking of a puppy, and you will be in a wonderful mood; smile three times to the sky, and your good luck will not stop; I advise you to implement it quickly and come and travel quickly. Ask why, a fool will not obey orders, a fool will not obey orders.

41. April Fool’s Day will be here in a few days. I would like to remind you to be careful! Don’t worry, I won’t play tricks on you. How could I embarrass you, such a cute little person? Where's the pig!

42. As the saying goes: "A smile will save you ten years." On April Fool's Day, although you will be teased by your friends, isn't this a good time to relax?

43. When we were young, we were childhood sweethearts. I would sing and you would dance with me. I could sing 200 songs and you could dance 200 dances, so people affectionately called me Erbai Ge and you Er. Hundreds of dances.

44. That day I looked at your sexy body infatuatedly, twisting naked in front of me and gently touching your skin. I couldn’t resist your temptation: Boss, I want this. Fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

45. Foolishness is an attitude and a feeling. Foolishness is a kind of freedom and freedom. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you to be stupid every day, always more stupid than the sky, and always stupid!

46. Sha Monk said I have 16 changes! Bajie said I have 32 changes! Wukong Said that I have 72 changes! Tang Monk was furious: I didn’t see a phone call on Xitian Road, and all the monsters were using their mobile phones to read text messages! Happy April Fools’ Day!

47. April Fool’s Day, the most foolish blessing is given to the most beautiful person. Stupid you: I wish you to be innocent, kind and ignorant; to be as wise as a fool, to be extremely stupid; to be as dumb as a chicken, to be super stupid; to be extremely stupid, to be unreachable; to be stupid in style and stupid in level!

48. It's too late, your phone has been infected with the April Fool's Day virus, alas...

49. April Fool's Day IQ Test: If you feel smart, please press down; If you think you are handsome, please press down; if you feel you are charming, please press down. Test result: Just press it if you are asked, fool! Happy holidays, fool!

50. Is a dime a lot? Is our affection worthless? The answer is definitely NO! In order to prove your Sincerity, from now on, you can send me ten blessing text messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

51. When you see this text message I sent you, please bang your head against the wall and see. Are you there? The countless stars in front of you are the infinite blessings I send to you! Happy April Fools' Day!

52. On April Fool's Day, you have to be careful; if your friends have bad intentions, be happy to tease you ;Some people have good intentions, don’t take it as sincerity; always pay attention and be careful at all times; I send you a piece of care, I hope you have peace of mind today. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

53. The melon at the foot of the East Mountain is called winter melon, the melon by the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, what about the melon in the sand beside Lake Ness? Stupid, "Nice" "Shagua"! Haha, just kidding, how are you?

54. Transfer notification: We have transferred 200,000 yuan to your account as required, please confirm within 2 seconds, otherwise The transfer is void.

55. Of course, if you want to be the one who plays tricks on your friends, don’t forget to send an explosive April Fool’s Day text message!