The weather is very hot and humorous friend circle copywriting

1. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital.

2. I once threatened in sub-zero temperatures that I would rather die of heat than freeze to death. It wasn’t until today when I was heated to death that I realized that such a beautiful promise was because I was too young.

3. Let me tell you a few ways to quickly relieve the heat: In addition to looking in the mirror and checking the bank card balance, you can also pinch your belly and check the invisible status of your sweetheart on QQ. Is your heart feeling cold now?

4. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes.

5. In such a hot weather, the only people we can date are friends of life and death.

6. This text message has gone through strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds, lightning strikes, mosquito bites, and rain washes, and finally reaches your mobile phone, saying to you: In the hot summer, be careful to prevent heatstroke. The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

7. Weekly horoscope. Aries, Taurus, and Gemini are prone to heat stroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra, and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius should try to avoid outdoor activities; other zodiac signs can do whatever they want.

8. It is said that Wuhan is like a furnace in summer, and I really experienced the taste of "hot dry noodles" after going there.

9. I’m exhausted and don’t know how hot it is, but it’s a pity that the summer is long.

10. Hangzhou: My paradise on earth. Kunming: I am 20 degrees. Chongqing: I am a municipality directly under the Central Government. Kunming: I am 20 degrees. Shanghai: My international metropolis. Kunming: I am 20 degrees. Beijing: We are the political and cultural center. Kunming: I am 20 degrees. Cities across the country: Can we not talk about the temperature? Kunming: We have primeval forests, wild fungi, one quilt covers all seasons, and the sky is blue...Cities across the country: Well, let’s talk about temperature.

11. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have entered the central heating period, but the time difference is half a year.

12. The weather is very hot. The sun has just risen and the sky is already burning.

13. I accidentally dropped a banknote, but it caught on it before I could pick it up. It made me feel distressed to see it.

14. Resolutely stay in the air-conditioned room until you die, and then prepare enough water.

15. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you a little flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

16. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

17. Last night, my weird wife suddenly said to me: "Your Majesty, I have something to ask of you!" It's too hot! "I...

18. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

19. What women struggle with in summer is that they are afraid of wearing revealing clothes and wearing makeup. The dilemma in winter is: I want to show my thighs but it’s too cold... What should I do?

20. The weather is too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep! I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other and smiled, and became acquaintance! The table was too hot. Just after the mahjong was laid out, it got burnt!

21. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner...

22. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog. !

23. In our circle of friends, we usually show off our bags, travels, cosmetics, food, famous brands, and selfies... I just want to say silently: "If you can, come out and bask in the sun. Ah!”

24. The weather is so hot that I really want to find someone who can tell funny jokes.