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I know everything but I don't like it.

I once had a fawn collision, but it's all right now. It killed me. Now I just want to make a fortune.

3. Me: "There is a girl standing on my left, typing." Friend God replied: Girl!

4. "I like you. Do you know what I like about you? " I don't know. "I like you to stay away from me."

People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

6. I am used to the beauty camera, and once I accidentally opened the camera that came with my mobile phone, which scared me to throw it out.

7. If you are in trouble, you should help. If there is no difficulty, you must help, and if you create difficulties, you must help. In the face of beauty, it is revised as: there is danger to save, there is no danger, and you must save if you create danger.

8. What is love? It's just that two people are ugly like monkeys, and they are worried that the other person will be taken away, so they squat.

9. Be kind to your wife. Because one day, when you are lying in a hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor who dominates your life, nor your buddies who are drinking, nor those fourth graders, but your wife, and only she has the right to sign "continue to rescue" or "give up treatment"!

10. My mother said: The prodigal son won't exchange gold. Whoever gives me gold, I will exchange it.

What is the use of taking selfies every day? If you look like a selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend?

Twelve. After leaving for many days, things changed. Now I think you're special.

Thirteen. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles always refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

I woke up in the middle of the night and got up silently to cover my roommate with a quilt.

15. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

16. There are three kinds of people in the school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for the third person, he wants to be a bully, but he can't. They want to stop studying, but they can't stop.

Seventeen. If a boy takes you to play games, he doesn't care about winning or losing at all, and he doesn't like or get angry at all, not because he likes you very much, but because he has acquiesced that he can't win with you.

Lawyers want you to be sued, doctors want you to get sick, and mechanics want your car to break down. Only thieves and insurance companies are the kindest, and they always want you to be prosperous and safe.

Yesterday, my bag was robbed. I am sad. I cried all night because I really can't think of anything worse than my bag. Just left the community gate this morning. A five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today! 2 1. I went shopping with three classmates. A shop assistant at the counter kept looking at us and laughing, making our hearts tremble, so he went forward and asked, "What are you laughing at?" The salesman said, "A thief just took out your mobile phone, looked at it and probably thought it was too old. He shook his head and put it back in your pocket! " "

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I have been following the rules for so many years.

Twenty-three Love, in my experience, can be summed up as the eight-character mantra: sweet talk, cheating.

Twenty-four I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.