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Since when do you have a girlfriend? Ask your friend q for wine. I wonder if the girls in Q have boyfriends? I want to leave Q, but I'm afraid it's not easy to get into Q. I can't sleep at night and I shouldn't get drunk. When can I realize my dream? Women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, and men are tall and thin. This matter is old and difficult. I hope q will last for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist.

When I was a child, my father told me earnestly, "The ratio of male to female in China is 107: 10 1. If you don't study hard, you are the' 6'! " So I studied hard and grew up. I was admitted to the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China, and found that the ratio of male to female in the university was 7: 1, and I was still that "6"!

Today is your festival, and I send you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks, 1 steamed bread! Four fried dough sticks are four 1, and steamed buns are the middle point-11.11! Happy Singles Day!

Tonight, I want to find a beautiful MM and say "no" to her!

You should be grateful to think that you will no longer be free if you have a wife in the future. After all, being single is only a short fragment in life, so we should cherish it.

Being single is a state, and no one can live this life!

What a great opportunity! Only once a year! You can't miss passing by!

Singles Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday. You should cherish this festival, because it is your last singles day, and Valentine's Day will take its place!

You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "Sister, Sister, Sister" three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like, which is absolutely effective!

I am single, I am invincible, I am single, I am glorious, I am single, I am handsome, I am single, who am I afraid of! 165438+1October 1 1 here it is. I wish the bachelors in the world a heroic attitude and win the other half in one breath!

Drink strong tea until the fragrance is still there; Road, we must work hard until the bitter is sweet; People should have deep feelings and love again until the next life! Single people should choose high-quality love! Today is Singles Day. Happy holidays!