A joke that amused her boyfriend.

It is inevitable that the young couple will get along with each other a little embarrassed every day, and sometimes boys need to be coaxed. Tell him a little joke to make him happy, and maybe they will get bored with each other again. Here are seven jokes that young couples can get!

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, I met my wife and family. I talked about playing mahjong and said how good I am, how good mahjong is ... My mother-in-law said to her father-in-law, "The same as before." I said, "Dad, you used to love playing mahjong?" Father-in-law: "I used to talk as much as you when I was eating."

I asked my father, "Why do I only have elder sister-in-law, third uncle, fourth uncle and fifth uncle?" Why is there no second uncle? Where's my second uncle? Is it dead? " Dad raised his hand and gave me a slap in the face.

Men and women in love

New Year's Day is coming. Buy a map of the world. The world is so big that I can not only see it, but also cross it.

Why do you always call me stupid? Baby, men say the woman they love is stupid. Why? Because there is a similar person around, happiness.

Once after school, my mother picked me up. I stood by the roadside and watched my mother pass by. I called her and told her, "I'm standing at the school gate under the sign that no left turn is allowed." Then ..... I saw my mother come up and say, "I can't believe I just saw that fat and ugly man." Me: ...

Couples embrace each other.

That night, I walked into a dark alley, and suddenly a man put a dagger on my waist and said to me, brother, I really have no choice but to borrow 200 yuan. I looked at his physique and gave him his wallet. He only took 200 yuan and left my phone number, saying that he would pay me back later. A few days later, I didn't expect him to call me and ask me to go to that alley. I thought there was not much money, but it was not good to make people feel guilty, so I went. It was the knife that touched my waist and said to me, borrow another 200. ...

amateur

In the past, we went directly to the computer room to pull the USB flash drive after class. One day, I saw a classmate next to me honestly put a pop-up USB flash drive. When we passed by, we thought this classmate was quite clever. But at this time the computer shows that it is impossible to exit safely. I saw him pull out the USB flash drive with a brush, stand up, raise his eyebrows, and then say to the computer, "shameless!" " "