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How do people ask your boss to answer humorously?

You can answer this sentence with the following humor:

1, "I am not the boss, I am myself, and I can't afford to be the boss. I am just an ordinary worker. "

2. "Welcome. What's your name, boss? They are all brothers. Just scraped together a little money. "

3. "Thanks to you, Bole, you like me, otherwise there would be no big boss like me."