Looking for love text messages with a bit of humor?

Classic love text messages

I know you are busy, but you must know: your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

Let me hug you tightly, kiss your lips gently, and say "I love you". As time goes by, my heart that loves you will always be young. Ga

You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush, if you ignore me I will commit suicide. w

I have three wishes. The first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the next life, and the third is to never be separated from you in eternity. NG nrk

There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding; there is a kind of feeling called wonderful; there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side; there is a kind of longing called wanting to see you through!\'[SZ"

There is no grass anywhere in the world. Don’t look for it in your workplace. There are not many of them, let alone the quality. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy because I miss you so much J*r

You have to take good care of yourself, don’t catch a cold and have a runny nose, and you can sneeze occasionally, that means I am thinking. You.V

Love is...call your lover at work and see if you can bring her something home when you get home from work lt

Love one. When people dial the phone, they suddenly don’t know what to say. They just want to hear the other person’s voice, as if their heartstrings are plucked. BW7Q

Meeting you is fate in this life, falling in love with you is in this life. I am destined to be with you for this life. f.wO$2

I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, and I hope I can see you when I wake up! Forever. r5Hu|

The wind is transparent, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, the love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable TFSH

Can't. Long-term love is a kind of pain; waiting without knowing the outcome is a kind of impatience; but I hope I can hold you in my arms and spend this life with you! xQ

Do you know what I am doing? Your five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you very much C: I miss you very much D: I can’t miss you E: All of the above K

God created you, and he will also create someone who loves you. Human. If you are created by God, then I am the one who loves you. wmhV)B

If loving you is a task assigned to me by God, I hope this task will be permanent even if the world changes. I will cherish you! {\\$

It’s not easy to say I love you. If your heart is filled with emotion, can you send me a short message?

I want you to be the second happiest person in the world, why not the first? Because if you let me know you, I will be the happiest person in the world! Eamp;/Fs~

The world There is a kind of bird in the world called the thorn bird, which sings only once in a lifetime; there is a kind of love in the world, which only happens once in a lifetime 3

Love + love = two loves; love - love = selfless love; love. ×Love = infinite love; love/love = the only love.;*wu@

I knew that loving you was destined to be endless melancholy, but I didn’t know how to take back my heart. I wish I could love you. It is an intoxication without regrets. }y@

Buddha said: It took me 500 times to look back at the past life in order to pass by you in this life. I hope to meet you in exchange for 10,000 times. I can say with my own lips: I love you (#l!

Shanghai loves me, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, I go back and forth alone on Valentine's Day, Gu Yingzi feels sad. It’s hard to see, hard to think about, and the long night sleeps with regret.

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Meeting you was accidental, knowing you was God’s will, thinking of you was affection, when I didn’t see you I was half-hearted, when I saw you I was whole-hearted, kiss me! 3.T@lt;"

I am usually clumsy and tongue-tied, but for you, I will weave my passion into a strong rope and use it to tightly bind love... 0@D~QW

Dear, do you miss me now? If you do, call me back. If you don’t, call me twice. If you don’t, you will be mine.

Marry me! Well, I'll flush your toilet with petroleum, give you a bath with Pepsi, and take you to get off work with a Boeing 777. Promise me? ^2

I want to see you, but without you, I close my eyes and everything shakes. It's you, my heart has never left. I just want to be with you in this life! 7)U{37

Honey, are you up? I miss you so much! ! Bo! Do you feel it? L

I’m waiting for you when I call you, but I still have to wait for you if you don’t call me back. A real me, a sincere heart, a sincere feeling, a deep love, everything belongs to you. @z

It must be the fate of the past life. , the love of this life is destined. Otherwise, why did I fall into your net in the sea of ??people? btK

Set up a "love fund" and throw in one yuan every time you have sex? In a jar (It never hurts to throw a few more dollars!) L}Rk

My dear, I want to kiss you, my eyes want to see you, my hands want to hold you, and I always miss you in my heart. , Holding you in my dream. GX

Last night I dreamed that on a morning after the rain, I picked the most beautiful rainbow from the sky and woven two words and sent them to you: I miss you! Qg4Kv

In the classroom, the heart is out of the world. Studying is not as good as falling in love. Studying is for the sake of making a living, and falling in love is for the sake of the next generation! ds

One of the true tests of love and endurance: Put me in bed Put my cold feet in your arms to warm them. I. S, \'c\'

If God can give me a chance to do whatever I want, I want us to be together and never be separated! w: tLY

1 If you love Me, please read this message. Now that you have read this message, then I know that you love me!

2 Pick up the phone countless times and waste my phone card countless times. I am the one calling you every time? ————Because I love you

3 I am the oak tree you sat in front of the window, I am the book you read when you first shed tears, I am your spring. The candles I stare at at night are the beautiful clothes you put on in autumn.

4 Meeting you is the luck of my life; falling in love with you is the joy of my life; losing you is my life. Regret; without you, I cannot feel the shock of my heart.

5 If your heart is cold, I am spring; if your heart is bitter, I am sweet; if your heart is sad, I am joy. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.

6 I am the rice dumpling leaves and you are the rice, wrapping you layer by layer; you are the teeth and I am the rice, the fragrance and sweetness stick to you; the amount of rice in the rice dumpling represents how much I miss you. ; Remember to think of me, otherwise the rice dumplings will choke you!

7 I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan/You are from Zhoukou, Beijing/I hold your downy hand/Take a bite/Love/Let us walk upright. We must miss each other every day, but do not see each other every day. . I am responsible for being beautiful and charming, and you are responsible for working hard to make money. You can fall in love with others, but don't let me find out. If you let me find out, hmph, I’ll cook noodles for you with rat poison!

8 If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in—my heart.

9 As I walked, I dispersed, and the memories faded; as I looked, I became tired, and the stars dimmed; as I listened, I woke up and started to complain; when I looked back, I became tired and the stars dimmed. I found you, disappeared, and suddenly I was confused...

10 Meeting you was accidental, knowing you was God's will, thinking of you was affection, when I didn't see you, I was half-hearted, but when I saw you, I was single-minded. If one day We are ready to quit, at least we still have memories!

11 This MM is a domineering person and brings trouble to all sides. When I develop my skills and have a successful career, I can repay my parents. I will definitely sacrifice my life to capture her alive and take her to the Civil Affairs Bureau to bring justice! !

12 If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Clumsy love, dull life, clumsy cuddling, silly together. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in a warm haystack, hold you tightly and bite your ears...

13 Romance without money, I can hold your hand and walk on the white sand The beach; for 1 yuan of romance, I can call you in a deserted public phone booth and care about you; for 10 yuan of romance, I can buy you a popsicle on a hot summer day to cool you down; for 100 yuan of romance, I can buy you some oden to warm your hands on a cold night; for 1,000 yuan of romance, I can go shopping with you to buy the clothes you like; for 10,000 yuan of romance, I can buy you a mobile phone so that we can hear the sounds of happiness at a distance.

14 Put your shadow/pickle/air-dry/when old/drink it

15 I————Inject into L————Loyal loyalty O————Observant intention V————Valiant brave E————Enjoyment joy Y————Yes willing O————Obligation responsibility U————Unison harmony. Therefore, love is devotion, loyalty, intention, courage, joy, willingness, responsibility and harmony.

16 My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want. It remains unchanged and remains unchanged... If you like, you can also add points, but there will be one more A constant comes, and that constant equals—I love you.

17 Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your beating heart; let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings, forever By your side, forever...

18 Weather Forecast: I miss you a little during the day, and will turn into violent thoughts in the afternoon. My mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, this kind of weather is expected to continue. Until I see you.

19 I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!

20 I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you even more; I can't eat in the evening because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because... …I’m hungry.

21 A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said : "Of course! We are no longer one or two years old!"

22 If you receive this message, you like me, if you delete it, you have a crush on me, if you reply to this message, you just want to marry me, no If you return, you agree to marry me. If you modify it, you will be mine even if you die. If you save it, you will belong to me in the next life! Just figure it out!

23 You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world just to find their other half. I finally found you after all the hard work, damn! But I found that our wings were aligned.

24 Do you know what I’m doing? Give you 5 choices: A. I miss you B. I miss you very much C. I miss you very much D. I can’t miss you E. All of the above.

25 I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, cuddling with each other. You looked up into my eyes and uttered three words affectionately... woof woof woof.

26 My dear, you stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I punish you with? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

27 "Husband, the rice is ready. It is on pages 215 and 317 of "Cooking Encyclopedia"."

28 If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink your eyes again, I will come to life. If you blink your eyes again, I will die.

29 If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But the government doesn’t regulate it... Then forget it!

30 You are the sun in my heart, but it’s a pity that it has gone down; you are the moon in my dream, but it’s a pity that it is covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful in my heart. The flower, it's a pity that it has bloomed; you are the Chang'e from the sky who came to the world, but it's a pity that you hit the ground face first...

31 I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you me Love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, the cassette is gone.

32 Last night I asked a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you, and asked it to kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how deeply I love you? The big bag represents my heart!

33 I can’t guarantee or promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, you will see that I have died of hunger in your arms with a smile on my face. 34 Marriage notice: Male, bachelor's degree, only a few points away; works in a multinational organization, cleans tables at McDonald's; owns a house, owned by multiple people; owns a car, non-motorized; looking for a beautiful young man to go to hell, a few years later

Life is like a boat, it needs a harbor. You are my harbor. When I am tired, I can anchor in your harbor and enjoy the happiness of life!

Love Is a person really a kind of guardian? If my sincerity cannot exchange for your true love, wandering is still my choice without regrets

The sea water has overflowed the beach of our love, why am I still waiting hard? Just because there is love. Dear, do you know I'm waiting for you?

Looking at your back turning away, I told myself that there is no pain that I can’t bear, but do you know? My heart still hurts so much that tears flow in my heart

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Sister, I love you, I feel happy and sweet when I see you; I really want to come over and hug you and kiss you, but I am afraid that you will ignore me

So I have to use Short message

I miss you sweetly - your bright smile; I miss you sourly - your tearful eyes; I miss you painfully - I am helpless

The struggle.

I want to give up, but I can’t bear to leave. I want to think of you, but I have to forget. Your hurt has killed my spring, and my waiting has failed to bring me what I want. Love...

Last night I went on the date you asked me to send you through the stars. I just want to tell you: after many years, you are still an evergreen landscape tree growing in my dreams!

There is a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that never fades; there is an emotion in my heart, which is my unforgettable attachment to you.

Do you know that I'm thinking of you?

I'm waiting for you, waiting for you so hard that I can't help but look forward to it; I'm thinking of you, thinking of you so beautiful and haggard; I'm loving you, but it's hard to love you in my heart

Open.

Lovesickness is useless, it will only bring endless heartache; infatuation is helpless, it will only bring too much harm; expectations are hopeless,

Expectations will only usher in endless disappointment.

It’s so difficult to love you but have no desires and demands! To love you but to be secretive is so tiring! To love you but to break one’s heart is so miserable! But it’s heartbreaking

Willing to do so, so stupid!

It doesn’t matter if you don’t love me, you don’t have to act in an act, it doesn’t matter if you don’t love me, you can’t be half-hearted, it doesn’t matter if you don’t love me, I don’t want to continue

Guess the puzzle

There is a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that never fades; there is an emotion in my heart, which is an unforgettable attachment to you

Do you know that I am thinking of you

I love you like the moonlight pouring down tonight, clear and transparent; I miss you like the breeze blowing on my cheeks at this moment, everywhere

I accidentally broke into your love network, so I discovered the largest network in the world that I can't get out of. I accidentally fell in love with you,

Only then did I know the bitterness and sweetness of missing you.

In this life, I am a beautiful flower, waiting for you with all my spirituality, waiting for you to pick it caressingly, and then we will slowly and slowly walk in the world of mortals in this life

*** Once upon a time

I really want to follow you all my life and travel to all corners of the world; I really want to spend my whole life with you and no longer stay alone. My heart is sad for you, and my tears are shed for you. You will always be mine.

The text message is short and written from the heart; don’t be extravagant to make waves in your heart, but also hope that your heart will ripple. Who would have thought that infatuation would be beaten by the rain, and true love would be blown by the wind; I wanted to play the heartstrings with small words,

But I heard a reply from Shenzhen Kong

Don’t care too much, just a phone call is enough. A blessing should not be too long, just a text message. I like your news.

It makes me feel that you are caring about me.

Meeting you is a kind of fate, and accompanying you is a blessing. If you miss me, I will come to you. If you are willing, I will stay with you all my life.

I miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the most comfortable time, and know you in the most frustrated time

This world has you.

When you are tired of looking at the moon with me, I will accompany you to the moon to look at the earth; when you are tired of me, I will go to the moon alone,

Leave the earth forever

In this world, where you are, there is me. I may be an erratic traveler, but when I finally knock on my door, it is you who opens the door. How happy I am!

Half of the happy moments are with you. Being together is half in a dream; the painful moment is half separation and half painful

Missing you

Dear: I don’t know where you are, do you know Know I'm thinking of you. If the relationship is already in arrears, I would rather use my heart to exchange the signal

for it.

You in Luo Zhong are my most beloved lover. Until what year and month can I confide in your ear that I miss you, even if I am tired?

I pray not to let you go. Give up!

I am an overly romantic screw. Only your precise and perfect nut can tighten me tightly. Others are either too big or too small

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The past, like the fragrance of spring flowers, the cool breeze of hot summer, the sweetness of early autumn, and the warmth of midwinter, are the memories of our true love

and our blessings for tomorrow.

You in the distance are the deepest worries in my heart that I can’t get rid of! It’s like a thorn in my heart, it hurts when it goes in, and it hurts even more when it’s pulled out! I’m destined to live this life

Your heart aches!

My thoughts turn into flying colorful butterflies, gently falling on your shoulders. When you look back, I want to take away all your

breathe.

If you and I part, I will miss you. If you and I meet, I will love you.

If we missed a lot in the previous life

I can no longer miss you in this life!

Because of your name, my love for you is so deep that I will watch silently and the rest will still watch, even if I can’t Extricate yourself and let me wander with your name

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If it is the fate of our previous life that allows us to meet each other in this life, I am willing to use my practice in this life to exchange for our companionship in the next life. . Let us make a promise in this life to see you in the next life!

Love is eternal, but love can flow slowly. Only if love lasts forever will you have color, and only if love lasts forever will you feel warm.

Think of your smile, think of you So good, I think of every moment I spent with you! !

I pay tribute to this crazy world with my whole heart, longing for destruction. Light the torch of despair and watch all the lies burn at dawn.

Ye Aihua~I love you! The leaves are green when accompanied by red flowers. You are like a flower. This leaf of mine only has meaning when I am by your side!

Love at first sight, infatuation again, working hard all day long to win your heart, painstaking, thinking about it, don’t you understand my heart?

A gentle mood, a faint feeling Sadness, floating thoughts, unchanging promises! Silent lover, do you know my crazy hope?

I can’t bear to delete your message, I can’t bear to hang up your phone, yours I want to erase the sadness for you, and I don’t want you to hear the sound of my heartbeat!

Nice to meet you. And fell in love with you, even though we are far apart. But there is no distance between hearts. Loving you is the happiest thing in my life

On a cold winter night, I sleep alone with my quilt in my arms. I only hope to have you in my dreams to accompany me through the darkness before dawn. The days with you,

Never alone

The storm is my tears and helpless words when I am sad. No matter what you do, I hope you can cherish yourself! Because

I am waiting for you!

We once met, we once fell in love, and we once left traces in our hearts. May you and I pick up that sweetness and that eternal true love

forever!

Ignore the pain of being apart, ignore the pain of lovesickness, and when the longing is unbearable, the message sends me greetings. I miss you, baby!

Maybe the years will fade away, maybe the space will fade away. Isolation, but what is worth cherishing is still the intimate friendship between you and me

No matter how long the days have passed, it will never make the thoughts of looking back confused. It will always linger in the same place, taking your heart from afar. Beautiful shadows

Looking! I really miss you!

The distance is always short, and the expectation is always long. By the stream of time, we pick up so many shining notes of you and me! Are you ever

well in the distance?

When I miss you, use my thoughts to boil a pot of water, put in my infatuated tea leaves, and brew a pot of fragrant tea. Then close your

eyes and taste it gently.

I once missed you. I once chased you. I loved you deeply. I once lost you. I once had my heart broken. I once had no regrets. You are the swallow who understands spring.. I love you

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Without you, this winter will be very cold; the snow will be boring; but I will cherish this coldness, because when the maple leaves turn red

, we say Nice to meet.

If every snowflake represents a blessing from me, then I hope this wild snow can fulfill your lifelong happiness!

Lucky every year! Happy every year!

Sincerity can only be exchanged for silent tears, love or sadness, to whom can I tell my infatuated love, no one knows, loneliness and emptiness with my ***

The long-term friendship on Christmas Eve is in vain.

Your eyes are unpredictable, but they grab me with such magical power! I'm head over heels in love with you! Please

Marry me!

The happiest thing in my life is knowing you! What I love most is to love you forever! My biggest wish is to be the person who loves you the most in your life!

May, silence is better than sound; may, these words are the most heartfelt. The night is long and love lasts forever. If a person is lonely, his love will be deeper. In this situation, you are my favorite!

Heart palpitations The words of my heart are with you in my heart; I want to say and hear the words of missing you; the words of love, the tears of love and sorrow; the hurt, the sadness, the sadness

The sad departure

The autumn wind is blowing, the fallen leaves are floating; the heart is broken, the love is difficult; hurt! hurt! hurt! By the Swan Lake, lovesickness is overflowing; lovesickness is knotted, and it wants to be resolved; but no matter what! No matter what!

Use my sweetness Wrap you with sweetness and bind you with my tenderness. I want you to be immersed in happiness forever. Can you give me this chance? Miss you so much!

You are the ray of dawn in the east, which is life, hope and light. You are a white cloud in the sky, which is purity, beauty and dreams.

My dear, I love you, my mouth wants to kiss you, my eyes want to see you, my hands want to hold you, I always miss you in my heart, I hold you in my dreams, I rely on you in this life, and I will never wrong you.

Your smile makes me feel happy; your crying makes me feel sad; your sorrow makes me feel helpless; your departure makes me feel lonely

Flowers are ashamed because of you, clouds stay because of you, I am sad because of you, worry is on my brow, love is in my heart, but I still love you.

Why do I love you, why don’t I love you, why do I love you again? Don’t love? Why do you love me after not loving me? In fact, do you love me?

There is a blue you in my heart. The days without you are always lonely and helpless, and the heart can never stop. Missing you and knowing that you are well is my greatest happiness and satisfaction!

Why don’t you reply? Why don't you speak? Could it be that you are afraid? Could it be that you silently say in your heart: You are my love, you are my him!