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Wechat soft text on April Fool's Day

Wechat soft text about April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day, also known as April Fool's Day and Humor Day, falls on April 1 day and is not recognized as a legal holiday by any country. The more common saying of April Fool's Day originated in France. 1564, France first adopted a newly reformed calendar-Gregorian calendar (that is, universal solar calendar), which started with 65438+ 10/0, and changed the previous calendar that started with April 1 as the New Year. The following is the WeChat soft article about April Fool's Day that I compiled. Let's have a look.

What gift do you give on April Fool's Day?

1, vent chicken (machine):

Attractive appearance, diverse textures and sounds, and novel and unique design are perfectly combined into this boutique. For fashionable young friends, it will definitely become a beautiful landscape in their lives. This funny thing, when squeezed, will make a harsh cock crow, and different strength will make different screams. It must be more interesting to play tricks on family and friends. One comment said, "I've seen it howl miserably, but I've never seen it so miserable!" " Haha, it's fun. I regret not playing.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Creativity index: ★★★★★

2. Bomb piggy bank:

This bomb-shaped piggy bank is very powerful. It is an "explosive piggy bank"! Rest assured, it won't "explode" like a bomb. If you save the same money every day, you will be safe; But if you forget to save money, it will vibrate, glow and give a warning until you save money! If you don't save it, it will explode! The small window behind the piggy bank will spit out all the money, which is an explosion. In that case, you have to start saving again.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★★★★★★

3. Move the label bucket:

Detailed explanation of the gameplay: the Japanese lucky draw cylinder that has been popular in Japan recently. Many people can play at the same time. There are 15 bamboo sticks in the lottery drum, two of which are locked by the authorities. As long as one player is lucky enough to draw this organ bamboo stick, the platform in the drum will pop up quickly, and other bamboo sticks will pop up from the drum, so that it can be decided who wins or loses.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Creativity index: ★★★★

4. You are too fat;

If your friend loves beauty very much, you can buy a very, very thin dress online, and it must be too thin for him to wear. Then write the delivery address and telephone number in his name. Be sure to buy cheap clothes, which can be bought for more than ten dollars.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Creativity index: ★★★★

5. Cash on delivery:

Find a cheap gift, write down his address and phone number, and remember to check the cash on delivery. ...

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★

Step 6 surprise him:

There are many scary gifts on the Internet. For example, there is a box. When it was opened, a terrible ugly man popped up and made a funny sound.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★★★★

7, maze piggy bank:

There is a piggy bank made of a maze. You have to walk through the maze to open the piggy bank and take out the money. When buying a piggy bank, ask the shopkeeper to help you walk the maze, and then take out the small round beads that walk the maze, so that the piggy bank will never be opened unless you give him the small round beads.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★★★★

8. Empty box gift:

For this, you need to find a nearby express service in the same city. Generally, it costs five yuan to mail an empty box to a friend. You can also put the box in a box and write a note in the innermost box: Happy April Fool's Day.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★★★★

9. Airbag:

Search the outlet bag online, buy one, then write his name on the outlet bag and give it to him. You know, the vent bag is the kind of bag that we can punch holes at will, which is very meaningful. ...

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★★★

10, disgusting little gift:

Many small gifts are imitations of disgusting things, which are just suitable for April Fool's Day gifts.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★★★★

1 1, chewing gum:

Go to the store to buy a small piece of rubber and some bubble halls, disassemble the bubble halls, repackage the rubber, and then eat a bubble gum and give him an eraser when chatting with your classmates ... Of course, you can give him a bubble gum and a box of rubber as gifts. ...

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★★★★★★

12, Iron Man USB flash drive

This cool-looking Iron Man is actually a USB flash drive. Disney Iron Man 3 HAND-R left hand nail U disk simulates the design of Iron Man's hand, and adopts a brand-new sliding USB connector to read and write the cool blue light design of the palm. Iron Man's left-hand nail U disk is beautifully shaped, integrating simplicity, texture and fashion. It's a portable disk and a fashion accessory. In addition to the novel appearance, it is also earthquake-resistant and fall-proof, and has a waterproof design. Very suitable for fashionable young friends.

Funny index: ☆☆☆

Creativity index: ★★★★★

13, jeans mouse pad

If you use such a "hot" mouse pad in the office, it must be very eye-catching. This mouse pad is made of neoprene, which has good softness, anti-aging and anti-slip, and will not be deformed after long-term use. Good memory, the product can be kneaded and bent at will, and rebound quickly. It can be washed repeatedly and has excellent anti-skid performance. It is cheap and interesting to receive such a small gift on April Fool's Day.

Funny index: ☆☆☆

Creativity index: ★★★★★★★

14, Avatar mushroom lamp

This is not a pot of green plants, but a beautiful nightlight. During the day, there is a fresh green potted plant here, and at night, it blooms with extremely soft light, allowing you to appreciate the world-class beauty of Avatar. Automatic control in the whole process, no need to switch and care. Recently, LED technology has been highlighted to save energy and electricity. When she gave it to a girl and put it in her bedroom, she was surprised and happy.

Funny index: ☆☆☆

Creativity index: ★★★★★★★

15, mahjong mobile power supply

Have you ever seen a mahjong-shaped' mobile power supply'? On this special day of April Fool's Day, it's perfect to give it to a friend who loves rubbing hemp! It is small and exquisite, and can be held with one hand. It is only the size of an egg, but it is very powerful. You can store electricity at high speed without running. The capacity of 3000 can be filled in only five hours, saving twice the time and waiting is no longer long. Multiple security guarantees, carefree. High compatibility, suitable for all kinds of equipment.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Creativity index: ★★★★★★★

16, creative mobile phone Lord of the Rings

Do you know the function of this magic ring? It is the perfect combination of fashion and technology, a high-tech smart phone ring. One ring, two chips. Keys and business cards. A brand-new way of exchanging business cards can bring two people closer with a touch. Better identification technology than fingerprints. Suitable for friends who are at the forefront of technology and fashion.

Funny index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Creativity index: ★★★★★★★

April fool's day funny message

1. I'd rather be a glass of water to moisten your mouth, warm your stomach, reach your heart and wash away all troubles and fatigue; I prefer the sweet breeze to accompany you to sleep and comfort you. I want to feel your happiness and sadness.

2. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

3. I tried my best to miss you, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back!

4. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life.

6. I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone.

One thing you may not have noticed is that the toothbrush you gave me has become my gift. Every time I use it, I will use it for a lifetime unless you give me another one.

8. I think the sun is warm, because you are bathed in the sun; I think the scenery is beautiful, because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart.

9. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerating; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for many years, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

10. Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

1 1. Busy career alienates you and me; Intimate friends, but unforgettable; Long years, it is difficult to dilute the wine of friendship; Distant distance can't open the hand of missing; Winter goes and spring comes, and time flies. You will always be my best friend!

12. Dear, after scanning you, my love "plan" began. People say that we are "compatible" and belong to "hyperlinks". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

13. If God lets me make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever.

14. As long as my heart is still there, there will always be your place, and there is only one place; As long as your mobile phone is still there, there will be my infinite blessings to you, thousands of blessings. Miss you and bless you.

15. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.

16. I sing a song, which contains loneliness. About your loneliness, I know the plot, romantic Valentine's Day and sweetness. Can you hold hands and stay with me forever?

17. I don't love you. I lied to you. This is against my will. I really don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you, and I can't let you guess my heart.

18. I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

19. I haven't loved you for two or three days, missed you for a week or two, and missed you for a month or two. If you don't agree to marry me again, I will move in with you. It's up to you.

20. I was confused before. It was you who helped me out of trouble and let me know how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me pay for this life and accompany you to the old age.

2 1. What is romance? You know she doesn't love you, but you send her a rose. What do you mean by waste? When you know that she loves you, send her a rose.

22. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

23. If you don't believe in my love, let it be a big lie and lie to you all your life; If my love can't escape you, let it become a deep prison and trap you for life; Because, I want to be together for life!

24. The house can be smaller, the furniture can be older and the electrical appliances can be less, but as long as you are around, there will be more love and intimacy, and happiness and happiness will be full. Your home is a five-star hotel.

25. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

April fool's day game

First, April Fool's Day interactive game

1, the pig is me

Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof".

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" to everything others asked him. For example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story? B:No. $ # @! #^&; #! ~

By the way, you can tell your friend that I want to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand, tell her that my thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S and my little finger is X, and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then you point to the middle finger and say fish, she will say m, you point to the ring finger and say donkey, she will say s, then point to the thumb and say pig, she will say and then keep pointing to the thumb and say pig, and she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If MM is smart, she can try other fingers before giving her thumb.

Is the English spelling of pig PUG? -No, it's a pig.-No, I don't remember you (you).-You're mistaken, it's me.-The pig is you.-The pig is me.

2. Change your life.

Specific content: You can play this game with your best friend. Its name is: Become a living person. Tell your friend to make a horse posture first, the correct posture, with a blank piece of paper in his mouth. Pay attention to this posture before he works. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a change!" I won't, but that's what the living do. "

Draw "wind oil essence" on the pen first, not too much. Then go to someone: please help me write an x, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, several fingers in his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then pretend to care and say: ah! You have a big piece of gum in your right eye. He naturally rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then ......

Ask the other person what he would do if he was asked to make a sentence with "I, he, she, love". No matter what he does, he is wrong. He won't be better! After telling him: "The correct answer is" He loves her ",the other person will definitely ask:" What about me? "At this time, you can tell him generously (with a little BT tone):" It's none of your business! "Have fun, have fun!

Second, April Fool's Day situational games

Scene 1:

A: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

Scenario 2:

Is there a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.

Again, is there anything larger than 10? The other party said yes.

Until it becomes 100000—

Finally, do you ask a fool more stupid than you?

The other party is very alert to say "no"!

Scenario 3:

You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?"

He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?"

You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?"

He might say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "

In fact, it should be "law" ......

Scenario 4:

Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first and then "mouse" three times. After he said, "mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him, "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse". I have tried many times, and it works every time.

Scenario 5:

Hold out 1 finger and ask someone, "What is this?"

Put out two more fingers and ask someone, "What is this?"

Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?"

10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

Finally, the last cartoon, a dream come true!

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AprilFool'sDay (April Fool's Day or AllFools'Day), also known as April Fool's Day and Humor Festival, is a traditional folk festival in western society, which is held every April 1 day. April Fool's Day is similar to the fun festival in ancient Rome and the joy festival in India.

The timing is related to the "vernal equinox" (March 22nd), because the weather often changes suddenly during this period, just like nature is fooling human beings. On this day, people play jokes on people around them in many ways.

The origin of April fool's day

April 1 day is a traditional western folk festival-April Fool's Day, also known as April Fool's Day. There are different opinions about its origin: one says that this custom originated from the "Interpretation Festival" in India. This section stipulates that every year on March 3 1 day, men, women and children can play jokes on each other and fool each other for entertainment.

More generally, it originated in France. 1564, France first adopted a newly reformed calendar-Gregorian calendar (that is, universal solar calendar), which started with 1 month 1 day, and changed the previous calendar that started with April 1 day. During the implementation of the new calendar, some conformists opposed this reform, still used the old calendar and refused to update it.

They still give gifts to each other and organize activities to celebrate the New Year on April 1 day. Advocates of reform laugh at these old-fashioned practices. Smart and interesting people send fake gifts to die-hards on April 1 and invite them to participate in fake celebrations, and call these fooled people "April fools" or "fish in bait" Later, they fooled each other on this day, and over time, it became a popular custom in France. This festival spread to Britain in the18th century, and was later brought to the United States by early British immigrants.

In the beginning, any American can concoct shocking news without any moral and legal responsibility, and the government and judicial departments will not pursue it. On the contrary, whoever fabricates the most bizarre lies and who can deceive people the most will win the championship. This practice has brought a lot of confusion to the society, which has caused people's dissatisfaction. People's fooling and cheating during festivals are no longer as outrageous as in the past, but for relaxation and joy.

On April Fool's Day, jokes can only be played until noon 12, which is a strict rule by convention. People who have fun after noon are more stupid than those who are teased by them. People who joke after midnight will immediately find themselves in trouble. There is a little poem that describes it like this: It's past twelve o'clock on April Fool's Day, and you big fools are late. Until next April Fool's Day, you will be the biggest fool.

The custom of April fool's day

On April Fool's Day, people often organize family gatherings and decorate rooms with daffodils and daisies. The typical traditional practice is to decorate a fake environment, and the room can be decorated like Christmas or New Year. When the guests come, it is unique and interesting to congratulate "Merry Christmas" or "Happy New Year".

Fish feast in April 1 day. It is also unique. Invitations to fish banquets are usually colored fish made of cardboard. The dining table is decorated in green and white. There is a fish tank and a small fishing rod in the middle. Each fishing rod is tied with a green ribbon and hung with a gift for the guests, a delicate celluloid fish or a fish basket full of candy. It goes without saying that all the dishes at the fish feast are made of fish.

There is also the custom of cooking fake dishes at April Fool's Day parties. Someone once described a typical April Fool's Day recipe: first, it was a "salad" with lettuce leaves covered with green peppers, but after uncovering the leaves, it turned out to be like this.

Come on, oyster cocktail; The second course is "baked potato", in fact, there are sweet bread crumbs and fresh mushrooms below; Since then, there have been roast chicken disguised with crab meat and raspberry ice cream buried under tomato salad. After dinner, guests can also take candy out of the pill box.

However, the most typical activity of April Fool's Day is that everyone plays jokes on each other and plays tricks on each other with lies. Some people tie their wallets to the street with a thin thread and pull the other end in the dark. Once someone finds a wallet, they will suddenly drag it away. Others put bricks under the broken hat in the middle of the road, waiting to see who will kick them. Children will tell their parents that there is a hole in their schoolbags or a black spot on their faces. When adults bend over to see it, they will shout "Happy April Fool's Day". Run away with a smile. In a word, on April Fool's Day, zoos and aquariums will also receive many phone calls to Mr. Fish and Mr. Tiger, which often leads staff to cut off telephone lines in order to reduce trouble.

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