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A collection of disgusting love stories
1: I am a poor stray cat, please adopt me home....
2: Loving you makes me brave, nothing is difficult; I miss you Think calmly and no longer be upset. If you hear the call from the distance, it means that my heart has flown across thousands of rivers and mountains.
3: My love for you is as pure as crystal, as eternal as diamond, as bright as sunshine, and as mysterious as night. I hope you love me as much as I love you.
4: When I love you, I feel like the ground is moving
5: Loving you is my duty, caring for you is my business, taking care of you is my happiness, I miss you. To give you blessings, to hold you is to give you warmth, to kiss you is to give you happiness.
6: Loving you is the theme song of my life. Wind, frost, snow and rain are the melody of loving you. I repeat this song every day, hoping to spend every day with you!
< p> 7: I don’t know if <;loving you> is considered a thoughtful reason?8: Please be the baby in my hand.
9: If you had never appeared in this world, I might have become a monk!
11: If we encounter a beast outside the effect, don’t panic. Although I don’t have the ability to repel the beast, I will use my fat body to fill it up so that you don’t get hurt
p>12: Can you really find someone who truly loves you in life? I have no idea. All I know is that there is a mirror in front of me that clearly reflects your appearance.
13: The world is big, and all I see is you; the world is small, and I only see you. The world is wonderful because it allows me to get to know you; the world is terrible because it doesn’t allow me to embrace you. The world is wonderful and sees you every day; the world is helpless and misses you every day!
14: My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it? In fact, I am also very naughty. Can you please control me?
15: My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed, and I hope you can hold me to sleep every night.
16: I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you thousands of times, as passionately as on the equator.
17: I will be like you sending me your love. The chocolate melts in your mouth
18: I hope the last person I see before going to bed every day is you...
19: I want to be with you Get older slowly.
20: I am just waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy who loves you.
21: How wonderful it is to miss someone, even if only the memory is left For reference, until one day you and I grow old and memories shine in the wind with white hair, at least I know clearly: know: if you forget, you are sleeping, if you think of it, you will smile!
22: True love is a fertile soil, longing is a seed, I want to irrigate and fertilize her, understanding is sunshine and rain, and mutual care is hard work. In the harvest season, you will definitely taste the sweetness. !This is my experience and understanding of love!
23: How are you recently? I am afraid that you will hear my struggle and longing, no matter how I cover it up, I fall in love with you crazily, sleeping alone with a gentle heartbeat in the dark night. Missing you is my eternal language! The most disgusting love words_A collection of love words
1. Although our life is poor, it is precisely because of your existence that I feel very fulfilled and my life is no longer so lonely. With such care, I You can go up to the sword mountain and go down to the fire and the sea without any hesitation.
2. Among millions of people, meet the person you meet; among millions of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, there is neither a step too early nor a step too late, you just happen to catch up. .
3. Loving you is like breathing, teach me how to stop?
4. My love for you is as pure as crystal, as eternal as diamond, as bright as sunshine, and as mysterious as night. I hope you love me as much as I love you.
5. Only you understand my world.
6. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. Find a painter to draw you, put you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.
7. I am the forest, and you are the bird, chirping happily among my branches; I am the river, and you are the little fish, swimming in my waves! We are always together and never separated!
8. You will always be so beautiful in my heart.
9. You are my priceless world, and I will never give you up.
10. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want to accompany you for the rest of my life.
11. No matter in this life or the next life, all I want is you.
12. I am still where I am, waiting stupidly for you to come back.
13. As I love you, the boundary between happiness and sadness is so clear-cut.
14. Wife, thank you for your hard work. You prepare such delicious meals for me every day and give me a warm home.
15. I know that love must be free to be happy, but I would rather stay by your side, accompany you, and walk with you.
16. I just need a harbor where I can rest.
17. Don’t believe in roses, they are expensive and easy to wither. If you want to believe it, just believe my teardrop which is 100 degrees Celsius: I love you! As long as you give me a glass of boiled water every day, I can flow it for you every day.
18. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.
19. I must make you the second happiest person in the world --- because with you, I am already the happiest person!
20. The new three obediences and four virtues: follow your wife when she goes out, obey your wife’s orders, blindly follow your wife when she is wrong; wait until your wife puts on makeup, remember your wife’s birthday, be willing to spend money on your wife, and do not beat or scold your wife Can bear it.
21. I want to be you, see what you see, and love what you love.
Twenty-two, you are the treasure in my hand.
Twenty-three, being with you is just because I don’t want to give anyone a chance!
24. Because I gave you the phone, the ringtone of the phone becomes the sound of nature.
25. I just want to take care of you but not myself.
26. You are so beautiful that I cannot confess that I love you.
27. Weather forecast: I missed you sometimes in the morning, and then violently in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by 5 degrees. Affected by low pressure, the weather is expected to continue until I see you.
Twenty-eight, the clouds think of the clothes, the flowers think of the face, I am thinking of you and my face is red. Nasty words, disgusting love words
1. The most passionate love words
I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you millions of times, as passionately as on the equator kiss.
2. The sweetest love words
I am like the chocolate you gave me, melting in your mouth.
3. The most unspeakable love words
I just want to cover every inch of your skin with my kisses.
4. The most tortured love words
Don’t enchant me with your gentle calls, don’t make my heart beat with Tingting’s beautiful figure, don’t make me suffer with your affectionate eyes.
5. The most direct words of love
Let me tell you: The first is that I love you, the second is that I love you, the third is that I still love you... I love you ...
6. The most childish love words
I love my wife the most. After getting married, I am just a child to her, a good, dark child. . ——Liu Qingyun to Guo Aiming
7. The most risk-taking love words
I found that my love for her can make me sacrifice all my fame, wealth, status, and even my life. There is a feeling of risking everything. . —— Jet Li to Li Zhi
8. Love words that are most in line with biological laws
The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old slowly with you.
9. The most nonsensical love words
Say to a woman you just met: I think I have a crush on you for a long time. I've been in love with you since before you were born.
10. The love words of men and women who eat the best
The rice is in the pot and I am in the bed.
11. The most imaginative love words
I am willing to stay by your side for the rest of my life, being your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer.
12. The most tempting love words
If I don’t propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life, because you are the only one for me.
13. The cutest love words
I’m just waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy who loves you.
14. The warmest love words
I have to put a deck chair for you in a shady garden and put 10 glasses of ice milk within reach of your hand.
15. The most unequal love words
Give me a small part of your heart and take the whole of mine!
I really wish that we could become butterflies, even if we only survive for 3 days in the summer... I get more happiness in these 3 days than in 50 years.
16. The most plagiarized love words
There was once a sincere relationship in front of me, but I did not cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will She said 3 words: I love you. If we must add a time limit to this commitment, I hope it will be ten thousand years.
17. The most exaggerated love words
When I love you, I feel like the ground is moving.
18. The most confusing love words
Who said it is winter now? When you are by my side, I feel the flowers blooming and the birds singing and the cicadas chirping.
19. The saddest love words
The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the world, but when I am by your side, you don’t know that I love you! ——Zhang Xiaoxian
The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don’t know that I love you, but when we clearly love each other but can’t be together. ——The ending of "The Great Sage", a tampered version by Tang Sanzang (played by Nicholas Tse)
20. The most practical love words
There is something you may not have noticed, please tell me That toothbrush has become my pet. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you give me another one.
I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade of a tree under the scorching sun.
21. There seems to be an ant crawling slowly in my heart these days, itching and unbearable, making me cry, making me laugh, making me happy and worried, how can I not Love you!
22. Feelings are so wonderful. I never believed in love at first sight, and I began to believe that love at first sight is the aura of love.
23. If the world is short-sighted, I would like to stand on a high place, hold your hand and tell you how I feel; if the ears of the world are blocked, I would like to become the wind , passed the bottom of your ears, and said personally: I love you!
24. Silliness is my specialty, and foolishness is my ideal. When foolishness and foolishness are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I'm so infatuated, I will love you stupidly and madly until I grow old!
25. God said that everyone is a semicircle, and they are looking for another semicircle throughout their lives. I found it, it's you. You will always be the treasure in my hand for the rest of my life.
26. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggeration! I have loved you for five thousand years, hopelessly! Loving you for a thousand years is ridiculous! I've loved you for a hundred years, which is too long! I have loved you for 70 consecutive years. As long as I am healthy, that is my strong point!
27. I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, put you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.
28. Wife: I won’t beat you to death, nor will I scold you to death. My conspiracy is to kill you.
29. There is only one name in the world that makes me worried like this. It is like an invisible thread, one end is firmly tied to my heart, and the other end is held in your hand. My dear, I think of you all the time!
30. Although I know that distant lovesickness is very painful, I still choose to miss you; even though I know that meeting in dreams is very short, I still choose to dream; even though I know that waiting for you is painful. It hurts, but I chose to wait forever.
31. For a loving person, every day is a holiday. A word of warmth and warmth, a line of communication; a word of advice, a note of communication; a piece of lovesickness, a wholehearted hope for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love.
32. There are as many stars as there are in the sky, and as many girls as there are in the world. But there is only one moon in the sky, and there is only one you in the world.
33. I sang the song of longing to the ocean, and the ocean gave this wish to the sky, and the sky entrusted the flowing clouds to turn into light rain and fall gently in front of your window. Do you know why? Much variety? All because I'm thinking of you.
34. The clouds think of the clothes and the flowers think of the face. I am thinking of you and my face is red.
35. Think about it, except for me, you are the only one in the world who treats me well. If you don’t want me, who will? The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you, and the greatest hope is to have you accompany me in my madness for the rest of my life.
36. I had chest pain recently. I went to the hospital to take a X-ray. The doctor looked at the X-ray and was so nervous that he said there was something on it. When I saw it, it was your name. It turns out that I have always kept you in my heart. .
37. I am the forest, and you are the bird, chirping happily among my branches; I am the river, and you are the little fish, swimming back and forth in my waves! We are always together and never separated!
38. You are the first and last person I love.
39. I am a vine and you are a tree. The meaning of my life is to wrap you tightly, wrap around you, care for you, take care of you, and wrap up our happiness for the rest of our lives.
40. You beautiful and lovely little bird, where are you going to carry my heart?
41. I beg you deeply; don’t drive me out of your love, I can’t lack your love even for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be glorious.
42. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die!
43. The clouds think of the clothes and the flowers think of the appearance. I am thinking of you and my face is red.
44. I must make you the second happiest person in the world---because with you, I am already the happiest person!
45. If you were a fish, I would like the fishnet to catch you; if you were the mountain, I would like the river beside the mountain to surround you; if you were a steamed bun, then I would be I want to soak you in a bowl of mutton soup.
46. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush, you are the blackboard and I am the eraser, you are the bee and I am the flower, you are the Hami and I am the melon, you do not love me and I Suicide, I will give you the stars and the moon, as long as you say I love you!
47. Don’t believe in roses. They are expensive and easy to wither. If you want to believe in them, just believe in my tears that are 100 degrees Celsius: I love you! As long as you give me a glass of boiled water every day, I can flow it for you every day.
48. Husband, I love you, just like an old farmer growing rice, serving you carefully, waiting for you to slowly turn into rice, loving you and wanting to eat you, then I will start growing rice again.
49. I dare not say that I love you. I am afraid that if I do, I will die immediately. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that after I die, no one will love you like me!
50. There is only one name in the world that makes me so worried, like an invisible thread, one end of which is firmly tied to the tip of my heart, and the other end is held in your hand.
51. This is a beautiful sea! But no one has come to travel yet! I'm looking forward to your arrival! Make waves in this calm sea!
52. Weather forecast: I missed you sometimes this morning, and then suddenly in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by 5 degrees. Affected by low air pressure, the weather is expected to last until I see you.
53. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying. I am the jackal on the ground chasing and chasing you. I won’t beat you or scold you. I use Emotions torture you.
54. I love you, pretty girl, just like a mouse loves rice. You are my bread when I am hungry, you are the fruit knife when I commit suicide, you are my heart, you are my liver, You are three quarters of my life!
55. I make a wish to God: May you be happy forever. God said no, only four days. I said spring, summer, autumn and winter. God was stunned: two days.
I laugh: day and night; God is shocked: one day! I laugh: every day of my life!
56. With a grateful heart, I send this text message to bring you my thoughts, and sincerely connect you and me. In this way, we have encountered a beautiful encounter in this life, and our love is boundless. I love you and want to hold your hand and move forward.
57. When the sea water in your soul dries up, my love is your sweet spring; when the flowers of your soul wither, my love is your fragrance; when your life path is confused, my love is your sweet spring. Love is your sunshine.
58. You have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can skip meals and sleep every day, but I can’t miss you. Please give me a chance to love you. opportunity!
59. If I could have your star, I would give up the entire sky. If I could have your shell, I would give up the entire ocean.
60. My dream is to realize all your wishes.
61. The wind last night brought a piece of gray sand and dyed the snow-white clouds yellow, but I insisted on working hard and sowing my heart. Even if the blurry field ridges were submerged by gray sand, there would still be a few green leaves. Waking up in the wasteland, that is a heart, a heart that loves you!
62. The new three obediences and four virtues: follow your wife when she goes out, obey your wife’s orders, blindly follow your wife when she is wrong; wait for your wife to put on makeup, remember your wife’s birthday, be willing to spend money when your wife spends money, and endure when your wife is spanking you. have to.
63. To you, I have surrendered unconditionally. Just sign a love contract or no one will want me! ! ! I'm ready to have my rights halved and my responsibilities doubled.
64. You are crazy and I am stupid. I am so entangled that I have no teeth!
65. You are a tree, and I am a vine, and I surround you; you are a lamp, and I am oil, and I consume you; you are a cake, and I am a pot, and I burn you; you are tea, and I It's water, I'll soak you.
66. I can't see through my heart. I can only hear a mysterious voice in a trance. It's the moment when I meet your face, my heart palpitates, and I feel joy and luck. Put your hand on your chest and listen, and your heart says I love you.
67. What I am most happy to do every day is to miss you, miss you, and miss you again.
68. Would you like to write your name on my marriage certificate?
69. Suddenly I hope that it will rain all over the world and I will be the only one beside you, holding an umbrella for you.
70. The colder you are, the more I want to get close to you. The more rational you are, the more I want to love you. No matter where you are, my love will always be with you, every day, every day, every day. Minutes and seconds.
71. If you are by my side, I will marry you; if there is an afterlife, I want you to marry me; if you walk by me, I will never miss you.
72. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Clumsy love, dull life, clumsy cuddling, silly together. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears.
73. "Can I ask you for directions?" "Where to go?" "Into your heart."
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