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What is fishing?

what is "fishing head" and what are its general characteristics?

fishing characteristics in p>26

1/ mobile phone case (transparent gum fruit)

2/ suit cuff with trademark

3/ bicycle front bumper with girl

4/ Aaron Kwok head (newly made fruit)

5/ flesh-colored short stockings lined with open-toed gum sandals

6/ wool system. On the 7th floor of the Central X Plaza, help people D sing and record at karaoke

1/ Use paper bags to print the head of the star's LOOK n years ago (for example, Vivian Chow, Aaron Kwok, Zhao Wei)

11/ Digging nose excrement in Zhoujie is defiant

12/ Wearing short-sleeved shirt with hand sleeves

13/ Wearing trousers lined with wave shoes

14/ Wearing trousers lined with sandals

15/ Dressed in pajamas+competing for shoes in Zhoujie Street

16/ Riding a bus with two stools for one person

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21/ Sing loudly in Zhoujie

22/ Take an IC phone booth and pour the phone into the sun, and your hair will look good.

23/ Take a walk around Zhoujie alone with a cannon.

24/ Keep your eyes on the beautiful girl D

25/ Grab a LV bag and force a bus or ride a bicycle.

26/ Take a corner of the park or the river. It's a shame that I have a bad nose, and my mouth smells like alcohol.

3/ I don't know how to button my button-down shirt, but I SHOW my muscles when I open my chest. Unfortunately, I'm tied to D acne.

31/ (male) There is a boundary between my head and my nose.

32/ I wear toilet water as perfume.

33/ (female) I smell like shampoo.

34/ people don't say "* *", but "fuck", "fuck" and so on.

35/ Go to Youyou, ask the waiter to say that two mosquitoes talk plum

36/ Go to M Ji to buy wild food and bargain

37/ Go to WALKMAN Zhoujie in Luozhu, pretend to listen to MP3

38/ Try eating in the store for several times, and then get surprised

39/ Zhoujie to drop garbage and spit

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2. In public, you will hear the sound of chewing gum.

3. When queuing, I like to force the people in front (thinking that it will be soon), but I don't want to queue or jump the queue;

4. I like M-zone and Unicom to give free shirts out of the street;

5. The background of X building in XX Plaza is pasted with stickers, which are important for burying the expression of nuclear process;

6. When you meet foreigners, you should set your eyes on people and places.

7. If you don't take a shower in the morning, you have to take a shower in the morning.

8. Put the bank card into a stack (only there is no money);

9. It is customary to "cough ~ ~ vomit!" ;

1. I like to climb the tree or take a picture on the sculpture;

11. People often quarrel with the same woman in crowded places on the street.

12. Japanese QQ group forwards messages insulting Japanese children;

13. As soon as you hear the plane ring, go out and hold your head high and look around.

14. buy a fake NIKE or adidas and wear it out for drying (actually, I don't know the NIKE department at all);

15. Fighting landlords online is never boring from morning till night;

16. The clothing department of Chengri has a video function, and it is a miscellaneous mp3, pretending to be MP4;;

17. I thought I was so rich when I saw a dime on the ground.

18. When I see someone buying a beautiful left shirt, I will buy another one that is the same as others.

19, annoying people like to use "TMD" and "NND" (thinking that it is good to be civilized);

2. The mobile phone sends a "funny" message n years ago (for example, "I'll give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces, and you will definitely eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!" )

21. The ringtone of the mobile phone uses "Wolf loves sheep, and loves them when they die ...".

22. Grab a sausage and walk around the street, but you haven't finished clicking all day;

24. If Korean dramas want the original sound, Hong Kong films must be dubbed with white gourd.

25. Put melon seeds in the pocket of a suit and bite while walking;

26. Go to soak in hot springs in hot weather;

27. Read' c' as "say" and' g' as "chicken";

28, the sound of eating rice, full of pig food;

29. When cooking, put more oil in the ghost, and put a lot of peppers in two pieces of pork;

3. I don't even recognize myself as a fisherman when I die;

31. I get bored surfing the Internet every day and annoy Cantonese people without knowing it.

32. Let the square be a square meter;

33. Speak centimeters into centimeters.

34. When I came to Guangdong, I didn't do my job properly. Men were thieves and women were prostitutes.

35. Speak mandarin mandarin fluently, and be your own popularizing machine (popularizing machine: mandarin mandarin mandarin mandarin popularizing machine). You don't even want your own mother tongue, but you are just ignorant.

36. China and Italy pretend to be Cantonese or Mandarin to sow discord on the Internet. We are from Guangxi, Guangdong.

37. When we cross the street, we will whistle when we see a girl passing by: "Little Sister"

38. When we look up and see a hot head, we will shout "Riya"

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4. When you are old, there is a bad smell within 3 meters. I don't know how many years it has been cold.

41. Speaking with an "er" inflection, it is like holding an old shit tightly in your mouth.

42. If you are born ugly, you will say that you are handsome.

43. It is said that every success is "labor" and "labor";

44. Tell his wife to come to Guangdong to cook chicken, and his husband will steal money from clients.

45. Tell his wife to come to Guangdong to cook chicken, and his husband will rob the clients of all their belongings.

46. He is from his hometown (this one is mostly in the western part of Hunan Province). His wife is in the house to meet guests, and his husband is guarding the door with the young man. When the client goes out, he wants to smoke cigarettes afterwards. He says, "Are you happy?" Come and play next time ";

47. I keep saying that Guangdong is not good, and I am dead because Guangdong is not going.

characteristics of fishing for people in p>28

1. Cut a flat head, leave one in front, and then dye it with gold

2. Five years ago, F4' s hair style was adopted to Yi Jia

3. Pants+sweatshirts+shoes+socks =1. Dress up

4. Go out without a shirt, wearing a strip is like having no money to buy pants. It's like being a faggot.

6. Dozens of people go to a western restaurant to eat, and then they have to shoot and bury several tables together, and then they have to ask the waiter to move a Erguotou to drink it.

7. A dozen people are taking a women's street trip, and the specific distribution is unknown now.

8. Comprehensive markets of all sizes are still popular front lines, with water bottles and bell bottoms, which is definitely sold by JACK, which is a great sign. Speak to most of the people's department 761 (mobile phone), then move out your own department and press the function and the kinetic energy and press the exit, then put it in the flip case and clamp a belt

1. Playing the internet and knives and songs loudly with your mobile phone in public places is the most chic

11. Teach the alarm clock of your mobile phone, and when people move out, they will have a phone to enter the bar

12. For example, MP3, MPEG4-4, Sanxin, etc. do not know how to produce existing mobile phones < P > 13. Peel off acidic food such as melon seeds and oranges on the Italian-Italian bus < P > 14. When there is no one next to the seat, immediately put up a bus sign to intimidate others: the seat is tied with a chair < P > 15. Get on the bus and take two or three hemp bags, so as to catch the train or long-distance bus < P > 16. Get off the bus.

17. It's better to have a hundred days without soy sauce than a meal without vinegar and pepper.

18. Pork, fish and so on are only ingredients, and pepper is the main course first.

19. Biting garlic and radish raw is refreshing.

2. A machine that sings a song with a coin at the entrance of the supermarket

21. * * M: How much? Female: 3. Male: Go

23. If you don't drink in the fifth season, you like to drink the fifth coolest girl produced at the same price.

24. After helping others to make a pot, you have to tell a big story before leaving, telling people to "don't go if you dare". As a result, you can't see the area for a day, and you can only drag it to the horse.

25. I'm not willing to bite with my mouth.

27. It's better to hold a local dog as my own rich family than a dog to poop in the park.

28. Make my own big and small fish defecate in the streets.

29. Run the red light casually, like hurdling, Guangdong Xiehouyu: fishing for a child to cross the road, dead stalks

3. It's hot in conditional weather. I'm afraid of people laughing

32. I'm ruthless, and I don't even let go of my own hometown

33. I went to Hei to promote online products (such as keyword search) and called the company

34. I was a salesman, wearing a suit and getting a tire, thinking that I was a high-level person

35. I took a photo next to my car, and I was in the middle of pulling people's doors. B: If there is a hole, just insert it.

37. Seeing a beautiful girl walking in different directions makes her feel sweet.

38. When the trend is booming, she comes out with her own radish pants n years ago, and laughs: I have had these pants for a long time. You just wear a

39. D shirt now. If I have a dragon, I have a tiger. If I don't, I'm a D star.