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100 short stories that put the object to sleep
Story 1:
Watermelon and strawberry are in love, but strawberry thinks watermelon is a playboy. He has many good friends, such as pumpkin, white gourd and white melon. Strawberry feels sorry for himself. She said to watermelon, "Let's not be together, you are too playboy."
Watermelon feels so wronged. He cut himself in half with a knife in front of strawberries. "Look, look, the somebody else don't bother. My heart is full of you. "
Story 2:
Mr. Owl fell in love with the moon girl. He looked up at the moon with his eyes wide open every night and didn't sleep a wink. Miss Moon said to him sadly, we can't, we are too far apart. Mr. Owl nodded inexplicably, flew to the river and kissed the reflection of the moon quietly.
Story 3:
The rabbit girl asked Mr. Rabbit, if not a rabbit, what do you want to be? Mr. rabbit said, anything will do. When tigers can protect you, when stars can protect you when you sleep, when fireflies can illuminate you, when raccoons can be good friends with you.
However, what I want to do most is a rabbit, because you are also a rabbit. Only rabbits and rabbits can chew carrots together.
Story 4:
Squirrels always ask bears for honey. Before winter came, the bear gave the little squirrel a whole jar of honey. The little squirrel said, "Thank you." Then he skipped away.
Little bear smiled foolishly, yawned and fell asleep. After hibernation, the bear stretched himself. He suddenly saw chestnuts piled at the door of the tree hole. The bear scratched his head. "I don't eat chestnuts." But he still smiled happily.
Story 5:
The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" "Well," the little white rabbit left in frustration. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, there is still no!" " ""so! " The little white rabbit left in frustration again.
On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, there are one hundred steamed buns today." Little Nutbrown hare took out his money and said, "Great, I'll take two."
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