Tell me a few jokes O(∩_∩)O Thank you.

In the female dormitory of the university, in order to prevent boys from entering, the doorman wrote in chalk on the door of the dormitory:

"Girls' dormitory, boys are not allowed to enter."

a few days later, I suddenly found that the word "don't" was erased and became: "Girls' dormitory, boys come in." Angry, aunt changed it to: "Girls' dormitory, boys please stop."

Unexpectedly, two days later in the morning, a girl found that the word "stop" had been added by a busybody and became:

"Girls' dormitory, boys please step forward."

Auntie was very angry and changed it to: "Girls' dormitory, please stop gay men consciously." But the next morning, my aunt nagged that her blood pressure was high. The original word "step" was erased, and the word "stop" was reduced by one stroke, which became: "Girls' dormitory, please be gay."

all the girls are in uproar. Aunt decided to fight to the end, so she wrote: "This is a girl's dormitory, and no men are allowed in!" " Auntie is quite proud of this masterpiece, and the girls also say that the boys will have no chance this time.

however, in the afternoon, the girls returned to the dormitory after class, and just arrived at the dormitory door, suddenly they heard several girls screaming and laughing wildly. Aunt hurried out, rushed to the door and fainted. It said, "This is a girl's dormitory, and all men are free to enter!" "

Today is the National Day. We have a holiday. My parents specially took us to the zoo to play.

as a rule, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. I didn't expect those taro planted on the balcony to be delicious, and the whole family ate their own fruit insatiably.

Before going out, my half-aged mother in Xu Niang was so beautifully dressed that she couldn't see that she was a bad wife at all.

Dad, whose hair was not full, quickly took a bath and crowned himself, and put on a two-pronged suit, which made him extremely handsome. Dong Shi's younger sister, who loves beauty, even wears up-regulation underwear. Yugong moves mountains to draw tigers and dogs are dressed up in the glow and strut on newly bought high heels.

We are birds of a feather sitting on a white horse, and we arrived at the zoo quickly, only to find that there were so many people visiting the zoo that the wolves were in power, leaving our family separated. My estranged father devoted himself to broadcasting everywhere, and finally found me and my sister, who almost recognized the thief as the father. In the fight between the trapped animals, we tried our best to push ourselves and others to the monkey cage, and the sham as the pearl took a family photo with a smile on her face.

Then, go to the bird garden where chickens crow and dogs steal to enjoy the wonderful music of nature. Later, when my father was talking about us as a deer, a cool breeze blew, which made people shudder. My mother quickly put on my father's yellow robe and told us to be sorry for our loss.

In the evening, because of the holiday, every magpie in the restaurant occupied six animals in the dove's nest, so my mother took us to Meng Mu for three moves and finally decided to eat hot pot. There is a restaurant that just changed its wallpaper. The walls of the family are very beautiful, and the lights are dim and surrounded, which is very atmospheric. Ambush waitresses everywhere attract bees and butterflies, busy defending the state of Wei and saving Zhao for the guests, so that people mistakenly recognize the western paradise.

Hungry for food, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot, and my father, who was calm, took the lead, and asked the waitress with a knife to cook the sly rabbit quickly, because our family, who was a vegetarian, had already finished adding oil and vinegar, waiting for the hot pot to sink fish and wild geese quickly to win the Central Plains. Unfortunately, the lid was too small and a little shattered glass. After the soup is boiling, we are so hot that we have to tighten our belts and do everything we can to get to the bottom of it.

After we rushed for the land and devoured the whale, only a drop in the ocean and a few fish escaped quickly. My mother, who still has a mother's model, tried to throw away the winter powder and found that the flame was in danger, so she had to throw the boat at the boat. Fortunately, Hu Lu, the father of Smith, called carrying faggots to put out a fire, the shop assistant, and finally revived, which also enriched us. After all the birds are gone, our family is in cahoots, and my sister and I are even more complacent.

unexpectedly, when the bill was settled, the boss showed his true colors and asked for a meal of gold. Dad was so angry that Wu Niu was panting for a month, and his mother also cried bitterly.

ah! On the National Day, just after my father felt ashamed of himself in his wallet, our whole family in Jiang Lang was exhausted and defeated.