Funny sentences about breaking up

Humorous sentences for breaking up:

1. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out, so I knocked my knees, did you hear that? It’s such a pity.

< p>2. One day I found a little dust on my body. I tried my best to slap it, but it couldn't fall off. I couldn't shake it off. I couldn't shake it off. Did you hear that? I can’t go back, I can’t go back

3. I had a heat stroke and I bought two ice cream sticks, one for you and one for me to relieve the heat. We are over

4. I I like this early morning but don't want to stay up this damn night

5. I don't want wish you to be happy, then wish you be happy. I don't want to wish you to be happy, then wish you to be happy.

6. Don’t fall in love, don’t be tempted, don’t make your own decisions.

7. I like this early morning and don’t want to stay up this damn night

8. I can’t catch it anymore, so I don’t want it anymore

9. I don’t want to wish If you are happy, then I wish you happiness

10. After all, it’s too crowded around you and I’m not your only one

11. Don’t be sentimental when you love someone else

< p>12. I never gave up liking you, I just accepted not getting you

13. The world is full of flavors, thank you for the pain you brought me

14. I started to feel happy He appeared at an age where I can afford to lose. 15. The funniest thing in the world is: being discovered that you have been being pretentious and being exposed to the point where everything is in vain?