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Love story (60 selected sentences)

Love stories are sultry and corny. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill! Vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Ding Ling, boom, boom!

2. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

3. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

4. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

5. "Your eyes are so beautiful that I can see what constellation you are." What constellation? Andromeda

6. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

7. I am hostile to the world, and I love you.

8. "Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

9. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

10. I want to walk with you in many long streets. I want to go through many spring, summer, autumn and winter with you. I want to show you around. Don't move. I want to give you warmth and stability.

1 1. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What's the matter? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

12. "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

13. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

14. "Being cute is not a long-term solution, but being cute is a long-term solution."

15. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

16. "I'm so kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."

17. "My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet."

18. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

19. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

20. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

Love stories are sultry and corny. Love story 2 2 1. "Shh, listen" and "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

22. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

23. I don't miss you at all. I miss you at half past one.

24. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

25. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

26. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

27. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

28. Ten lines of dialogue, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk and a million lines of nonsense, just for one day in the wedding hall, I would like to listen to one sentence.

29. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

30. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

3 1. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yeah, "Take me home if you want."

32. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."

33. I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

35. "People say you have a round face, but I think you have a square face." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

36. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

37. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

38. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

39. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."

40. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

Love stories are sultry and corny. Love story 3 4 1. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "

42. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

43. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

44. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

45. "It's cold." Mm-hmm. "Why don't you come to my arms to keep warm?"

46. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

47. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

48. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

49. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

50. I like Illicio Lez so much just because I like you, which doesn't make any sense.

5 1. Eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

52. I think you should be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

54. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

55. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.

56. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

57. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

58. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

59. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

60. The food I just ordered hasn't come yet. . . . What would you like to order? I miss you a little.

Touching Tanabata with Simple Love Stories (Selected 60 Sentences)

This is the back of the hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

2. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

I want to be with you, even if there are thorns in front of me, even if thousands of people stop me, even if I have white hair.

I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

5. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

6. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

7. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

8. "I feel dizzy when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you."

9. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

10. "Do you see anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "You haven't led them, which is certainly not special."

1 1. I'm pretty sure, I just need a kiss.

12. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."

13. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

14. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

15. Do you know my biggest weakness? This is your fault.

16. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

17. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

18. The hot temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of the accelerated heartbeat is proof of loving you.

19. May on earth is a day and night when I miss you.

20. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.

The tantalizing tanabata love story Part II 2 1. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

22. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"

Don't let me see you again, or I will like you once when I see you.

24. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

26. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

27. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

28. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

29. Why do I have toothache and tooth decay? No I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet.

30. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?

3 1. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

32. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

33. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

34. "Do you guess whether I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you."

"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

36. "If a person has a tail, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

37. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

38. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life is only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.

39. Falling in love with you at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

40. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

42. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

43. "When will you pay the rent?" "Why do you have to pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time."

44. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

45. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

46. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

47. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

48. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

49. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

50. "I am short of necessities" and "What?" You!'

5 1. "Your existence is like air" What do you mean "I can't live without you"

52. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

53. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

55. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

56. Peggy Piggy, I deserve you.

57. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

58. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

59. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."

60. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

Very oily and sultry love story copy (60 sentences)

An oily and sultry earthy love story (1) 1. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

2. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

3. "My bed is neither too big nor too small" What do you want to express? "It's just right to sleep with you."

You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

5. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."

6. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

7. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."

8. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

9. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

10. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

1 1. "I am considerate not only to you, but also to you."

12. I liked you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

13. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

14. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

15. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

16. "I know three people who like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me"

17. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

18. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

19. Has my order not come yet? What is this? Our future.

20. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

Very oily and provocative earthy love story text 2 2 1. "You exist in my mind" huh? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."

22. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

23. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

24. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

25. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

26. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

27. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.

28. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

29. Falling in love with you at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

30.are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";

3 1. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

33. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

34. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

35. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

36. I'm pretty sure that all I need is a kiss.

37. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

38. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

39. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

40. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you resonate with me?"

Very oily and sultry earthy love story Chapter 3 4 1. Maybe I'm a bad person? "But I just need you to kiss me and I'll get better."

42. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

43. I cut my hand, so you can, so we are husband and wife.

44. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

45. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

46. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

47. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

48. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

49. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi.

50. The fiery temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of heartbeat is proof of loving you.

5 1. The firecrackers rang again on New Year's Eve, and they didn't think as much as I did.

52. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me"

54. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

55. I won't stop you no matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

56. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

57. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. When I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.

59. I want to ask a way to your heart.

60. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life is only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.

2022 episode of provocative and earthy love story

2022 episodes of provocative love stories (1) 1. "I just want to be a person after meeting you" and "a person"

2. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

I'm going to find Duan and you.

I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.

5. "My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet."

6. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

7. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

8. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

9. I like that you can't withdraw after copying for two minutes.

10. "Hey, give me your hand" Why? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"

1 1. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

12. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

13. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

14. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

15. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

16. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

17. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

18. Even if life is not that easy, I still want to put you in the future, be happy all my life and stay away from the secular world.

19. "I want to borrow a cup from you." Why borrow a cup? "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

20. "You must have failed." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

2022 coquettish love stories (part two) 2 1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

22. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

23. There are three ways to be sweet: eat sugar, eat cake and miss you every day.

24. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

25. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

26. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

27. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

28. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

29. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

30. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

3 1. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

32. Did you ask about the smell of burning? That's my heart burning.

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

34. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

35. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

36. Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.

37. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

38. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

39. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

2022 (3) 4 1. I like Ili Qiaolezi so much, just because that sentence likes you, which makes no sense.

42. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

43. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

44. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

45. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

46. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

47. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

48. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

49. My love for you has never been compromised. Every day that I love you deserves my serious attention.

50. Right away = like you

5 1. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

52. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.

53. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

54. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

55. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

56. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

57. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."

58. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

59. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

60. "I count my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

The highest collection of provocative and simple love stories

The most advanced copy of provocative love story (Part I) 1. Nothing to notice, not ... I like you very much.

2. "I like 70 things." "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."

3. "I want to buy a land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) You are a pet.

There is nothing valuable at home, the only thing I can get is me. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.

6. Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

7. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

8. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve.

9. "Do you know what best represents me?" "What?" "The compass? Do you know why? " "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I won't change my heart for you."

10. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."

1 1. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, otherwise, how could I bubble happily at the sight of you?

12. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "Not as good as one tenth of your own."

13. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

14. I seem to have ADHD. My heart is pounding at the sight of you.

15. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said this is not what you should do when there are many people.

16. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

17. Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman

18. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

19. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

20. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

Top sexy love story copy (Chapter 2) 2 1. Touch the fabric of my dress. Is it your girlfriend's material?

22. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

23. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

24. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

25. "I want to change my style recently." "What expression?" "I can't do it without you."

26. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

27. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

28. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.

29. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

30. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

3 1. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.

32. Only when you have been with yourself for too long will you be eager for love and be eligible for love.

33. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

34. I think it's very simple. Time is still there, and so are you.

35. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

36. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

37. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "This story is very long, so I'll make it short. I miss you. "

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

39. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

40. Oil tigers always like to play dumb, What the hell, and Little Fool.

The highest provocative love story (Chapter 3) 4 1. Zeus, Athena, Poseidon, Artemis, guess which god I like best? ""well ... a lot, I don't know. " "I like your eyes best. "

42. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.

43. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

44. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

45. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

46. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

47. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

48. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."

49. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

50. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

5 1. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."

52. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

53. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

54. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

55. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

56. Where are you at home now? You are in my mind now.

57. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

58. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people stop me, even if I have white hair.

59. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

60. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.