A joke about chatting with boys

1, I met a good-looking boy and said casually in front of his friends: This boy is so handsome.

He will certainly hear from his friends and start to pay attention to you. Occasionally, he will cross his eyes and let him know that you are paying attention to him. It won't be long before the boys will come to you.

When he is upset, don't ask "What's the matter with you", but ask "What can I do?" . The goodwill has suddenly increased! Pro-test is effective! ! !

3. Chatting when you are unfamiliar at first, and almost sleeping at night. Then don't reply to the other party's message until the next morning, so you can talk for one more day without looking for a topic, haha wit!

I have a friend who is not good-looking, but is good at measuring. She will pick up the ambiguity thrown by boys, speak very gently, and sometimes ask her male friends to do some small things for her. Hormone imbalance, green tea is good, but not a bitch.

5. There was a sister who didn't have any feelings for her at first. Later, every time she went out to eat, she asked me to drink with her. I am the kind of person who is still strong after drinking three glasses! She kisses me every time she drinks too much! So I fell in love with her kiss. ...

6. Pretend to be strong, but when you have a problem, run to him and ask him for advice. Take an ambiguous nickname, buy things for your lover, accompany him to some places as much as possible, and leave your footprints everywhere, so that he will think of you when he goes out. Also, when a boy is lovelorn, it's best to flirt. Just talk to him and you'll understand.

7. "Handsome boy, do you have a girlfriend?" "yes." "Good, that we worship a traverse to the child!

8. When he looks at you, pretend to talk to others and lick the hair in his ear; Pretending to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, using his collar disorder as an excuse to help him clean up, it works every time; Be gentle, slow down and enjoy all his jokes, whether funny or not; Pretend to take the dust off your shoulders when you speak; If you leave, you will never confess. Well, he will be your male ticket soon.

9. Learn to coquetry men. A woman who can't coquetry has no future. For girls, just being spoiled will melt a man's heart.

10 She said abruptly to her boyfriend, Brother, can I give you a present if you put out your hand?

My boyfriend was embarrassed to refuse, so he held out his hand. The girl put her hand in his palm and said, me, do you want it?

1 1 Ask him, I want to overcome it. Have you figured it out?

12 If you like a person for only three points, take it to heart first, don't say it, and don't act on it.

Since meeting you, I want to give every day a warm name.

Holding you is warmer than a coat, really.

15 I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

16 in the face of you, I practiced countless times as if nothing had happened, and it didn't help in the end.

17 The spring breeze is 10 Li, 50 Li, 100 Li and 800 meters.

Two Wan Li Dove chocolate vanilla eight-up cocoa brownies.

Durian, jackfruit, cheese, corn kernels, chicken juice, mashed potatoes, black pepper and beef tenderloin.

Braised spicy chicken, braised ribs and fish in sauce and vinegar are not as good as you.

18 The red heart I praised for you was not because of the words and pictures I sent you. "

"It's for you."

19 When a boy doesn't see you, you can keep staring at him. When he looks at you, look away in panic. It is said that "look at it for more than three seconds, then show an embarrassed expression, and then bow your head and smile", which can make men over 27 sleepless all night.

You can try to call the opposite sex and say "Actually …" and then pause for a while, then say "Forget it, it's nothing, go to bed early". . And then I hung up. This man will struggle all night. If you don't believe me, you can try ... hahaha.

2 1 A beautiful woman is eating Sugar-Coated Berry. How can I convince her that I didn't come to talk to her, but I want to know where I bought Sugar-Coated Berry?

"Hello, beauty, you are so beautiful. I saw you from a distance, so I just wanted to say hello ... Well, I want to ask, where did you buy Sugar-Coated Berry?

After talking about girls' own routines, let's share some ideas from the perspective of boys, and how girls will recruit us for all-round reference.

Sometimes when flirting with boys, we should also make different flirting methods according to boys' different personalities. For example, the boy you like is introverted and shy. For this kind of boy, there is a very useful trick: you keep staring at his face. You ignore him when he asks you why for the first time, and continue to ignore him when you ask you for the second time. When he asked for it for the third time, you said: I have never seen such a beautiful boy. Make sure he blushes and his heart beats.

If the other person is also an old driver, then you may need to be older and more attractive than him. Make him feel that you are not easy to mess with, and let him seduce you.

Some techniques are universal. For example, boys like to listen to girls praise themselves. "Wow, you're amazing, how do you know so much ..." In my impression, Taiwan Province girls and Japanese girls often say this in TV dramas, and boys really like it.

There is also a kind of ridicule, that is, active attack and small physical contact.

I'm telling you, this is great. You are friends, for example, he said, "I have a cold." You just put your hand on his forehead and touch his face. "Well, fortunately, I don't have a fever. Take medicine quickly. "

When the weather is cold, hold his hand as soon as you see him. "It's so cold." Take off a glove and give it to him. When joking with him, I rub my fingers against his chin, gently stroke his hair, and occasionally beat my legs and chest hard ... Really, I tell you these ambiguous little moves, which make the other person feel itchy and absolutely caught.

I believe some people will say that this is a cliche, and everything depends on the face. However, a good face is a plus item but not an absolute item. Generally, the appearance is 5 points, and those who can wear clothes and makeup can generally get about 7 points. You will learn some provocative skills again. Your personality is so charming that you will never worry about not having a boyfriend.

If one looks 9 points but bored, the other looks 7 points but has great personality charm. I will definitely choose to sleep for 9 minutes every night and 7 minutes all my life.

Skills of chatting with boys on qq

1, ask open questions.

The advantage of this technique is that you can ask this question no matter who you are talking to and what the purpose is. And the answer needs to be very detailed. That kind of yes or no question only needs to be answered in one word, so there is nothing to say soon.

Turn the yes or no question into an open question. For example, after you watch the movie together, don't ask him if the movie is good, but ask him what he thinks of the photography or story in the movie. You can also use your own thoughts on a topic to induce him to answer.

Ask him more questions according to his answers.

Listen carefully to what he says first, and his answer can often be more detailed. When he says an idea, you can continue to ask.

Simply ask this sentence to continue the conversation. "What you said is very interesting. Continue. "

The other person may stop talking because he thinks you are not interested in a topic. The art of asking deep questions is to encourage his confidence and make him feel that you can listen with interest.

Give him a compliment and let him relax.

Many people appreciate sincere compliments. If the person in front of you seems to stutter, his confidence may soar because of your sincere praise and he will speak much better.

Don't say provocative words or suggestive compliments. For example, it is much better for you to say "you have big watery eyes" than "your eyes are so sexy".

The most appropriate compliment can make him feel comfortable in conversation. For example, you say, "I'm glad to have you with me." I think I'll be bored to death if I don't chat with you. "

4. Talk about a place.

If you need a topic as an introduction immediately, think about where you can talk about it. You can talk about where you live or what you are doing.

If you attend parties or social activities, you can talk about music, venue layout, food and anything related to the environment at that time.

If you are in a hotel, talk about the hotel environment and food, and what you have eaten before.

5. Talk about work and study.

These things are sometimes not so easy, but everyone likes to share their work or academic life in front of outsiders. There will be such a spark between two students or two people who work, and this intersection can create a harmonious atmosphere of mutual understanding for two people.

Don't complain about work or school. When you are both under pressure, some kind of growling will make you feel in the same boat, but when you keep talking so that the other person can't interrupt, your conversation will be destroyed.

6. Talk about hobbies.

Although work is a good conversation resource, hobbies can make you talk more. Knowing each other's interests, the more questions you can ask, the more you can talk.

If you don't know much about this person, you must first understand what he is interested in. Generally speaking, you can ask him directly what he is interested in.

7. Find common ground.

Whether you are dating or pure friendship, your intersection can bring you closer.

This is not about the fate of life and death, but about which friend you met at random, or studying in a cancelled class.

8. Tell jokes.

People like stories, especially interesting stories. If you just say what happened a few minutes ago, you may not have broken the deadlock.

You can tell an old story, but you must figure out how to tell it. If this happens to you recently, you should insert your story into this story. It can be said, "This reminds me of one time ..."

9. Open your heart.

Talking about yourself can let the other person know that you are willing to trust him. In turn, he will trust you. With the increase of mutual trust, the obstacles in the relationship collapsed.

Needless to say, things that are too personal, such as mentioning your first period, are a little too personal. You can talk about your dreams, family, friends and other topics.

10 Don't talk about ex-boyfriends and girlfriends.

This will mean testing each other. If you are not serious, then this topic will become a joke. If you talk about your ex-boyfriend or other people you have dated, the embarrassing situation will make your conversation end in discord.

Chatting skills of falling in love with boys

In your mind, the way of chatting with boys may be incomplete, and some are even wrong. So, learn the following skills to make yourself a woman that boys are willing to talk to-

Hint 1: Don't talk to him for the time being.

Many love experts suggest that when talking to people who want to communicate, you can temporarily stop talking to them, and you might as well talk to a few friends or people you don't know around you. This will make you relax in a short time, thus improving your charm and conversation ability. It can be said that this is a chat preheating process.

Men tend to talk to women with close ties to the opposite sex, which is called spouse plagiarism. Before hitting on the man you like, you might as well talk to the people around you. In addition to improving your chatting ability, you can also greatly increase your charm, thus stimulating the desire of the man you like to talk to you to some extent.

Tip 2: The 50-50 principle

When chatting with a man you like, you can follow the principle of 50-50 chat volume. Girls talk more than boys, but boys are also willing to show themselves in front of the opposite sex, so they talk more. Therefore, the conversation between men and women is sometimes contradictory.

No matter who keeps talking about their own affairs during the chat, the other party will get bored; But if two people take a step back in the conversation, it will also make the chat atmosphere awkward. So, you might as well find the balance point of chatting and keep your conversation and listening in balance, which will make the other person willing to communicate with you.

Tip 3: Pay attention to the details of the chat.

In the process of chatting with boys, let yourself go first. Because some girls are single, they are afraid that if they talk to men too actively, they will feel a little frivolous, so they are very cautious in their contacts.

If you want to attract the other person, you'd better avoid formality, let yourself relax and fully participate in the chat process. You can even take the initiative to talk about your embarrassing things, which will bring you closer. 、

According to dating experts, apart from finding common topics, talking about your own details can also make your atmosphere feel harmonious, which will increase your charm. When you relax and show your charm, you will find that your development is getting smoother and smoother.

There are some girls in the world, and everything they say makes you dream, and there are some girls, and everything they say makes you think.

Girl, the whole world is not on the list, why are you still alone?