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Philosophical mood phrase
I worked so hard just to make people who once looked down on me shut up.
A: It's very hot. B: What's hot? B: Take your time. A: Wash your feet ...
4. Why do women wear stockings under down jackets? Good question! Because fresh milk should be kept warm and ham should be refrigerated. "
5. Men always say one thing and do another, and wear a condom when it's critical//
6. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.
7. Life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?
8. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest rejection affect your mood.
If you love two people at the same time, please choose the second one. Because if you really love the first, you won't love the second.
10. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!
1 1. Every morning, you have to put on a single-minded quilt and put on a drama of heart abuse, physical abuse and love abuse.
12.—— Ten years ago, I could kill your father with one hand. Ten years later, I can still kill you with one hand ... Go to hell, mosquito ~! !
13. Never mind, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.
14. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It breaks down from time to time.
15. A good reputation is a woman's best dowry.
16. Ask a light question: Why do birds sit in a row on the wire? The best explanation is that you can chat online.
17. A woman redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.
18.- Men, men, don't disturb women. You will not be allowed to smoke or drink. You'll be happy when she bothers others one day, won't you?
19.// I don't even want the spilled basin.
20. Don't make your girlfriend blue, because she is blue and you are green, and don't make your boyfriend red, because he is red and you are yellow.
2 1. I was pleasing to the eye, chased, well, kissed, quarreled, faded, tired, dispersed, pretended not to know, scolded you behind your back and didn't know you at all, so that I collapsed.
22.゛つ- Fat people's favorite line to listen to when watching martial arts dramas is "skinny to death!" . ____゛
23. "Erkang, are you happy now?" "Wei Zi, have you forgotten? I have always been surnamed Fu! "
In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into mature rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.
25. I'm not super Mary, and I can't afford the RMB you want.
26. It's not necessarily women who cry, but * * who attracts men.
27. Women have no so-called loyalty. As long as someone who is better to her appears, she will change her mind.
28. Women love to wear makeup, while men love to lie. Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes. Men lie to women.
29. It is said that men are liars, and who knows how many men have been cheated by women.
30. It only takes two new lovers and time to forget someone.
3 1. I think "I can't afford to hurt" is more terrible than "I'm uneasy"//
32.- 。 How many people can I get if I feel uncomfortable? I'll be right there.
33. Only when a man has no money will he say that a woman loves a money//
34. Women always envy Kotaro's love for his wolf, but forget that Kotaro never gave up on him in the years when the wolf didn't catch the sheep.
35.- Not getting it is not terrible. Failure to keep it is a joke.
36. The sentence on the CF page that minors are forbidden to enter is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. This is all nonsense.
37. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are.
38. I laughed at how many couples broke up because of a disagreement between their parents.
39. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating one corpse after another and occasionally changing the epitaph.
40. Someone who has a crush on me. Why are you so calm?
4 1. People who say good night to bed are often still putting on a show half an hour later.
42. They all pretend. I have to pretend to be experienced.
43. Obviously, only one of you has been deleted, but the whole list is empty.
Actually, please, all the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". . .
45. The sister-in-law selling flowers tugged at me one by one: "Big Brother, buy flowers. I can see at a glance that you are a devotee. " ...
46. In KTV, we break our throats and sing the feelings we dare not say.
47. People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.
48. A boy just added my sister's Q and said I like you! Sister was silent for a while and said, how do you say it like fuck me?
49. Four Steps to a Successful Life: 1, able to withstand loneliness; 2. resist temptation; 3. Know how to give up; Step 4 learn to choose
50. How many people have lost a happiness because they have no money?
5 1. His aunt's (33 days of lovelorn love) can be filmed, and that brother's lovelorn experience can be filmed in TV series.
52. No matter how ugly people can get married, no matter how beautiful people are, they are single-a classic philosophical mood phrase.
Even if I walk among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance. Because everyone else walks on the ground and you walk on my heart.
Second, I can't tell why I really love someone. You only know that whenever and wherever you are in a good mood, you want this person to accompany you. The real feeling is that two people can stay together in the most difficult time, but there is no requirement. After all, feelings are to be paid, not just to be obtained. The kingdom of love does not need a sword to rule.
Third, the main reason why people don't explain is that they don't care about each other's ideas at all, and irrelevant people have a little misunderstanding about unimportant things. What does it matter? Believe it or not, it has no influence on the life of the parties, so why explain it?
Fourth, wealth is happiness, enjoy the gift of heaven; Adversity is also happiness, struggle with the sweat of struggle.
We are not afraid to set high goals, but we are afraid that we will not have the courage, enthusiasm and persistence to pursue them. As long as my heart is always burning with a firm belief and going forward bravely, I will be surprised to find that many so-called distant places are not far away.
6. Love is a luxury. Just like the fox fur coat in the window of Paris, it is so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will make people awake. Love is also a luxury. You can only look at it from a distance. Don't fantasize or touch it, because it takes the right time to meet the right person in the right place, and the right person is indispensable.
Seven, different people, even standing in the same place, see different scenery through their own lives.
I have always known that there is such a person in the world who can give me real happiness and at the same time be happy because of being with me. I must find him.
If you are always there, I will always love you.
Ten, love has not yet arrived, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was just that small.
Maybe it was fate that let us meet him at an unexpected time and place because of a small accident.
12. Happiness is warmth, gratitude, satisfaction, forgiveness and dedication. We are searching hard and longing for it. Sometimes, happiness is really simple ... happiness means that someone comforts you when you are sad, accompanies you when you are lonely, and helps you when you are lost. Happiness means that wherever you go, there will always be people who care about you!
Thirteen, because it's you, I don't want to say anything, just watching you keep silent. Watching you and his back go away. Turn around, put away your smile and let yourself cry. After crying hard, laugh again and be brave again. In my world, I can live without you.
Time is not cruel, but if you can only choose between beauty and truth, you will always leave the truth.
15. Passers-by of life come and go. Someone stopped here, watched, and left. Passing by occasionally, like a glimpse of a rainbow, what can I rely on? Keep looking for branches facing south. It's not that I don't like the excitement, but the loneliness after that belongs to me. It's not that I don't miss my true feelings, and the lost blank can't be filled. Once, I will cherish; What you have needs to be grasped. Forget, don't pick it up; I'm hurt. I don't remember.
Can you give me a hug without saying anything when I am sad?
Seventeen, the most meaningful words will always be the one who refuses to let go.
No matter how disappointed you are with the opposite sex, you have no reason to be disappointed with love. Because love itself is hope, she will always be the hope of life. Love is your own quality, your own soul, your own situation, and she has nothing to do with others.
The worst thing in life is not to lose someone you love, but to lose yourself because you love someone too much.
Twenty, we will meet many people in this life, and fate is fleeting and fragile as dew. Being alone with you is like an endless river.
Twenty-one, I was born a gentleman, born a gentleman and I am old. I hope I can't be born in the same year, and I am good to you every day.
Twenty-two, a touch of ghosts, wandering alone on earth in vain, above, he searched the green void, below, yellow, alone. Yan hong fahua was not angry, but the silent voice appeared in my ears, and the cold light was deep in my eyes; There are so many sad eyes, but my hands are slender and my fingers are wrapped around my hair. Where is my soul? Colorful flowers, rain and wind, lonely souls, deep in the water. ...
Twenty-three, life, sometimes it is slowly growing in constant choice.
In life, everyone is an actor, and those who pretend to be B are just the best among them.
Twenty-five, everyone's path is different. Lucky to meet, break up without a chance. It's better to meet once than never.
26. Who often walks into my dreams leisurely? Looking at the fence, the spring scenery is boundless and sighing, but it has been blurred in the world of mortals.
Twenty-seven, the edge of the edge of the edge, the edge of the edge is light, beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.
Everyone says you deserve to be sad, but in fact no one understands your feelings.
Like a song, sometimes like a lyric, because it touches your heart.
30. All deep feelings are originally composed of many tiny moments, just like a string of small light bulbs with misty light, quietly crouching at our feet, illuminating our interdependent figure. At that time, only Tao was ordinary, and it was not until one day that the lights faded that we discovered how wonderful those ordinary days were.
If you quarrel like husband and wife, talk like friends, flirt like first love, and protect each other like brother and sister, then you are destined to be together.
Thirty-two, my mother said, feelings can't be cold, cold, and no matter how good the plan is. Emotion is a habit after all. When he gets used to not having you around, what's worse, when he gets used to another person, you have no place to cry! If the relationship is long-lasting, it will take time!
When I look up at the sky alone, I don't want to look for anything, I'm just lonely.
Why do you want to forget someone so painfully? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?
35. None of us can bear to see that the once beautiful love has gradually become each other's pain.
36. The road to the brave is where there is no road.
Thirty-seven, the heart is always in the most painful time, recovery; Love always ends at the deepest time.
Thirty-eight, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
39. God gave everyone a life and a heart. Take care of your life and settle your heart, and life will be complete.
Forty, because of the experience of failure, we will better grasp the opportunity of success; Because of the painful experience, we know how to cherish it better; Because of the lost experience, we will not give up easily. ......
Forty-one, love comes, of course, it is happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we should learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.
Forty-two, when you are coldest, someone hugs you regardless of their own coldness. This is happiness.
Forty-three, the dust in the world, suddenly like a smoke cloud, faint in the years to interpret their own songs and dreams, all the way back.
Forty-four, I thought that love can overcome everything, but who knows that she sometimes has no strength. I thought that love can fill the regrets in life, but it is love that creates more regrets. Rain or shine, repeated in a love. For another person, the sky will not be blue forever.
45. When a person doesn't love you and wants to leave you, you should ask yourself if you still love him. Never refuse to leave because of poor self-esteem. You know, he lost someone who loved him, and you lost someone who didn't love yourself. Love him should make him happy.
46. You can give your shoes to others, but you must go your own way.
47. People can't grow up in happiness. Happiness makes people superficial. Only by growing up in pain can we better understand life.
Cherish what you have and you will feel happy. If you find happiness, you will cherish everything you have more.
49. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always the one who won't let go.
50. Humanity Humanity means that people have sex, that is, they don't know their surnames, but they also have sexual requirements.
Talk about mood phrases philosophically.
First, laugh loudly if you want, so that the whole world can hear your happiness. There are too many hardships in life. You are destined to experience ups and downs from birth, and you can't see the rainbow without experiencing the wind and rain. If you can laugh at the end, you are the winner. Cry if you want, shed tears and vent your feelings. No one will be ashamed of your weakness. No matter men or women, there will always be feelings and fragility. No one will win forever strong, and there is no winner forever.
What you can withdraw depends on what you have saved. Without storing friendship, you can't get help; Without storing knowledge, you can't withdraw your ability; If you want endless happiness, you should save gratitude and pay. Gentleness is necessary, but it is not compromise. Life can't be without pursuit. Without pursuit, the motivation of life will be lost. But you can't force it. If you insist, you will make yourself feel bad.
Third, life lies not in age, but in spiritual youth; Clothing is not fashionable, but comfortable and fit; Not rich in diet, but balanced in nutrition; The bedroom is not about size, but about cleanliness and comfort; Health is not deliberate, it is important to let nature take its course; Exercise is not in Xia Dong, but in perseverance; Work and rest are not in the morning and evening, but in the law; Interest is not refined, but childlike innocence; There are not many friends, but you need a bosom friend.
Four, how many people love, only rainbow, no wind and rain? How many people's life, only happiness, no pain? When you love, everyone will say, "You are my forever." But in times of crisis, how many people can remember their original promises? Remember love? But if there is compassion in love, love will no longer be fragile, so that people can hold their lover's hand when disaster comes.
5. Looking up, we feel humble, while comparing, we feel the gap. We often cling to the utilitarian close at hand, to the gorgeous life, to the fruitless love, and it is easy to fall into a state of being at a loss. In fact, if you put down a little, you will get more; Those who will let go are the ones who really know how to live.
6. What is the tragedy behind child trafficking? What a price to pay for this child being trafficked! He destroyed not only a child and a family, but more families and even the whole society!
Seven, if you are right, don't argue too much, push the other side to the wall, and you will break your own retreat; If you are excellent, don't show off, others will stay away from you in your affectation; If you are in pain, don't talk to everyone. Everyone has their own troubles. Don't turn the interpretation of being a friend into a stranger. If you are lonely, then slowly precipitate yourself in loneliness, and life is rooted in the lonely soil.
Eight, the biggest sorrow in life is not poverty, but the loss of sense of value and direction. No matter how you look for it, you can't find a reason to be proud of even the slightest thing. If a person completely loses the capital of pride, he will really get down. People are always afraid of being hurt, but they often hurt themselves. If you are willing to live in memories all the time, it is doomed that your soul cannot dominate your body.
Nine, enjoy meditation, enjoy meditation-meditation can make the dust of stress precipitate and wash, let the depressed emotions be released incisively and vividly, and let the hurried pace be relieved. Meditation can make a troubled heart crystal clear after washing, and can feel endless love and tranquility between heaven and earth. -Calm down and enjoy peace!
Ten, in this silent night, I miss you again, tears of missing spread in the corner of my eyes, and the wound in my heart made me breathless with pain. I wish all this was just a joke from God, but this joke made me feel very painful. The night is quiet, my heart is cold and painful. I don't know how to face my life and how to walk this long and bumpy road.
You can live in the town when you should have a backbone, and you can hide beside it when you shouldn't. Will love, will care about people, will care about people, but will not pester people; Have thoughts, ideals, rationality, humor, and dare to laugh at themselves; I will be willing to lay down my body for the person I love, but other than that, I can move freely without looking at anyone's face; Have the enthusiasm and motivation to learn, make progress every day, but no longer expect praise from others.
12. Memory is when you feel that everything has passed for so long, but once you close your eyes, everything comes back. Life is like a dream, and the years are ruthless. Looking back suddenly, it is a feeling to find that people are alive. -rich or poor, regardless of gains or losses. Everything is in the past. Think about it, no matter yesterday, today and tomorrow, it's a wonderful day to be suddenly enlightened. Regardless of family, friendship and love, it is a good mood to cherish forever.
No matter how vague dreams are, they always lurk in our hearts, so that our mood will never be peaceful until these dreams come true.
It took us two years to learn to speak, but it took us sixty years to learn to shut up. Many times, the more you talk, the more alienated you are, and the more contradictions you have. In communication, most people are always eager to express themselves, but they don't know each other at all. Learn to speak for two years, but shut up for life. Do you understand? Don't say much. Uneasy and calm, speak slowly. If you really have nothing to say, don't say it.
Fifteen, there is no need to decorate a young mind with heaviness. The vicissitudes of the surface and the seriousness of the appearance can't make you a philosopher; Without all your friends, all you have is a lonely back. Since I can't be profound now, I'll make myself relaxed. People with sad faces can't hear the sound of flowers clearly; People who pretend to be themselves can't understand the excitement of frogs. You don't need to judge yourself at once, but integrate into the vast sea of people, live too vulgar, and don't light the lamp of life. My shouts may be weak, my steps may be blind, but my blood is roaring and rushing from beginning to end. There is nothing terrible about fate, and stormy waves are not common sails!
Sixteen, love, I don't know what it is, but I am passionate about it; Love, I don't know where to go, but it will never die. If you don't love, please let go and let others have a chance to love; If you love, please love deeply and never give up! Love is not a game, because we can't afford it.
The night in early winter seems a little long. I'm not tired after a busy day. My only hobby is drinking tea. As long as I am free, I like to make a cup of green tea in a glass. Then sit next to the coffee table, watch the ups and downs of the tea in the cup, relax yourself, and watch the tea toss up and down in the cup. The tea color changes from shallow to deep, and a faint fragrance floats out, which is deeply refreshing. Take a sip, savor the ups and downs of tea, experience the ups and downs, share the joys and sorrows, and taste the ups and downs of the world.
Eighteen, learn to give up! Give up the pain of lovelorn; Give up the hatred left by humiliation; Give up all the unspeakable load in your heart; Give up the exhausted quarrel; Give up the struggle for power; Give up fighting for fame ... give up everything that is secondary, trivial, redundant and should be given up.
19. The worker complained to a friend: "We did the work, but it was the team leader who was praised, and the final score became the manager's, which was unfair." A friend smiled and said, "Look at your watch. Do you look at the hour hand first and then the minute hand, but you don't even look at the second hand that runs the most? " -the law of life, if you feel unfair, you should try to be the former. It's no use complaining.
Twenty, friends don't have to be inseparable, but they must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; You don't have to meet every day, but you must keep it in mind. The most precious thing about friendship is not the years we spent together, but the most precious thing about friendship is that we will always remember each other after parting. In fact, friends are like this. You don't need to think of them, because you will never forget them.
Twenty-one, we grow up in pain, and only when we change will we understand life better. Many people always regard their friends as glass and are afraid of breaking them carefully. Sometimes I am obviously dissatisfied with my friends, but I dare not express it. I am afraid of conflict and hurting my feelings. True friends are not made of glass. If friends are really like glass, you are not allowed to touch them. If such a friend is broken, it will be broken.
Twenty-two, giving up can be said to be a painful thing, because there are too many desires for life and long-term dreams for the future, and many things cannot be given up. But life is sometimes a trough, an abyss, with too much load, which may accelerate the fall, bring mental troubles and learn to give up. Not abandon, just put it down temporarily, let the tired body and mind relax a little.
Talking about philosophical mood phrases.
1, love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.
Letting go at the beginning is equal to having to let go at the end.
There are many ways to make money, but if you can't find the seeds to make money, you can't become a career.
The unhappiest people in this world are those who know that Dachuan thinks too much.
In the eyes of dogs, shit is truth.
6. Just because I don't say it doesn't mean I don't know.
7, some words, suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting.
8. Is there anyone like me who suddenly feels that he has no friends at some point?
9. How much did you see through a winning sentence?
10, how much a person likes you is generally proportional to the speed at which he replies to your text messages.
1 1, happiness is your own, never take others as a reference.
12. There is always only one way to forget a relationship: time and new love.
13, no matter what happens, don't break the original rules of life and eat and sleep on time.
14, I often talk nonsense, but I know those are actually the truth.
15, it's smart to only believe half of what people say, and it's smart to know which half is trustworthy.
16, the world is so big, but I entered this post: fate is also-empty the big space.
17, the world will give way to people with goals and foresight.
18, time will tell us that people who simply like company are the warmest in the longest ordinary life.
19, if you don't set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in life that limit your play.
20. Every encounter in life is fate, and there is no right or wrong. Every morning in life, we should work hard and not delay.
2 1, no matter how good you do, there are still people pointing fingers; Even if you are in a mess, there are still people singing hymns.
22. Your disappointment usually comes from your extravagant hopes.
23, fate is responsible for shuffling, but it is ourselves who play cards!
24. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.
25. Even if I have thousands of disappointments, I will still choose to give up.
Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.
27. Be more self-aware and less self-righteous.
Be kind to others when you are proud, because you will need them when you are frustrated.
When a man secretly loves two girls at the same time, who he loves more depends on who loves him less.
30, be careful when hanging out, it is fear; Be careful when hanging in it. It's a sense of satisfaction.
3 1. Most unhappy people often underestimate what they have and overestimate what others have.
32. Don't talk to a person about people in the same circle, no matter how reliable you think he is.
33. It's hard to love someone. Loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, four people capsize and five people are completely finished.
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