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My friend is leaving. Do you have a farewell sentence (within 30 words)? It should be funny.

1. My friends, we have to part ways for the time being; I will no longer say the words "treasure, cherish". In this night that is about to go away, we work hard to cast a few small morning stars; although there is not much light, it can still make those who go early happy.

2. We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked it.

3. Draw a circle, count the time until you leave, and calculate how many days there are until we can meet again.

4. Finally you are leaving, saying that you are going to a place far, far away to read a book about a far, far away place. I'm not surprised because you should be.

5. Your figure is a sail, and my eyes are like a river. How many times I want to keep you, but finally I can’t. I know that friendship is rare in the world, but freedom is more precious.