Interesting blessing information

1. You liked me after receiving this message. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

2. I quietly blindfolded you and gently put a piece of watermelon skin under your feet to watch you step on it and look at you looking for teeth everywhere affectionately-don't say I'm bad because I really want to be friends on the day when we have no teeth!

This message was forwarded three times after the Buddha's opening ceremony. You will be lucky, forward it six times, forward it ten times by official transport, and forward it one hundred times by peach blossom, and you will spend ten yuan!

Do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

5. The breeze blows gently, and I ride with you. I looked at you affectionately, then stopped the car and said to you gently: pig, keep watching, it will be finished soon. After reading it, your wish to become a pig will come true!

6. One day when you were walking in the street, someone stopped you and said you were ugly. You denied it and got a beating: hypocrisy! I was stopped the next day and called you ugly. You admit being beaten: you are not modest! On the third day, I was stopped again, afraid to respond. I was beaten even worse: ugly is so shameful!

7. The river is rushing. You and I steal watermelons, I run away, you get caught, I eat melon seeds at home, and you hit the board there. When I finish eating melon seeds, your life will be over.

8. What did you say? I miss you for several days, and the lights are turned off when it gets dark. Garlic turned into onion, so I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. I also forgot to use the pedal when riding a bike, so I threw away the money that Lian Gang picked up!

9. The person you love is taken away, and the person who loves you is terrible. If you don't degenerate in debauchery, you will degenerate in silence: the sea is full of water, and the hell is full of ghosts and dinosaurs. Two retired pigs read short messages and grinned!

Is it sour grapes? Is watermelon sweet? Is our relationship very weak? Is it difficult to send messages? Don't you know I've been thinking about you? How dare you look down? Think I'll break the law? Will sending messages be bad?

1 1, I can't stand it 10. I miss you very much. I want to see you every day. Leave it to me yourself. I will never let you down seven times. I will keep you by my side forever. I love you four times. I will never be half-hearted. I only keep you 1 pig.

12, I heard that you accidentally fell into the garbage pit this morning and couldn't get up. Just then, an old lady who picked up junk stretched out her hand and pulled you up, saying that city people are really a waste. Just a little ugly, I can't get rid of it!

13, do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This became a well-known story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

14, I miss you when I am lost, and I miss you when I am lonely. It is my endless happiness to have you, and you are the love of my life! But you left when I was poor. Come back! My lovely RMB!

15, I dreamed of you last night. With a thick red envelope in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other, you said to me, come on, get the red envelope or I'll move the knife! I will send you a message as soon as I wake up. Congratulations on getting the red envelope!

16, I've always wanted to say something to you, but I never got a chance. Now I summon up the courage to say to you: I like you. Are you going to ask me what I like about you? Actually, I don't like it at all. I just like you to stay away from me!

17, it is a happy thing to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But? Just lied to you!

18, you go find someone worthy of your love. I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I can't believe you ran off with someone else for a bone!

19, love is the road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road. Don't go the wrong way when you are rich, don't buy pigs when you are short of money, don't get lost when you are happy, and feed pigs when you are at rest. Pig, my pig is happy!

20. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, geniuses who are cultivated, women who want figure, geniuses who write this sentence, and fools who read this sentence!

2 1, this short message is forwarded by Buddha three times, and you are lucky. If it is forwarded six times, you will be lucky. If it is forwarded ten times, you will be lucky. If it is forwarded 100 times, you will spend ten yuan.

22. The mobile phone suddenly shook, and the pig must want to see it. A click on the pig's trotters turned out to be a bomb. I was so angry that I was sweating all over, and my legs were strung together. You are such a fool, pig. If you want to smile brightly, forward it to other idiots.

I'm too lazy to tell you that my brother is lonely. Brother Chun's songs, I have listened to a few, and I want to hang my neck when I listen to them. After listening to some songs by Zeng Ge, I want to jump the Yellow River. I wonder if your short message reminds me of sleeping medicine?

24. It is a very happy thing to miss you. Nice to meet you; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I always do; However, lying to you just happened!

25. Are you ... the bug in the stool of a cockroach trampled to death by rhubarb dog, and adopted by the mentally retarded little novice monk next to the deaf disciple, the most famous martial arts master in Shaolin Temple?

26. If you heard, I was looking for you. If you hear me, it's me calling you: if you hear me, it's me thinking about you … my dog!

27. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? But I didn't recognize you because I was afraid of many people, so I blew my head off and contacted me with a wooden stick in my right hand and a porcelain bowl in my left. The signal of unity is: Come on.

28, I am happy, I am happy because of you; I'm crazy, I'm crazy, because there are wolves; All right, stop staring, wolf.

God gave me a cornucopia. If I miss you carelessly once, I will become you. If I can't stop thinking about you, it will never change. In the end, you are all over the house, and I am worried: I have a good idea: get a pigsty!

30. It is said that ghosts will appear again tonight. I hope they will listen to my orders and come to your bed quietly. Pale face, green eyes, withered hands touching your face, gently say to you: If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later!

3 1, pig nose with green onions to install elephants. The elephant's nose is so long because it lies. Lying will make its nose longer. I want to be as cute as an elephant, so I want to say to you: you are so beautiful!

32. My composition: 59% handsome, 40% cool, 1% slightly shy. Scope of application: pLMM age 18-23. Indications: bad mood, lack of friends, boring life. Warning: Long-term service!

33. My brother tells you a secret that you can't tell. I don't tell him about ordinary people. Dude, did you eat glutinous rice balls? Happy Lantern Festival!

I suddenly thought of you in my dream yesterday. Your handsome and chubby figure appeared in my mind. Don't get me wrong, I just want to say Happy New Year to you. Congratulations on getting rich.

35. Love is happy until you are old, your family is healthy and alive, and you live better than the old year. Everything is lucky, happy and healthy when you get rich. Look at the last word of the first sentence, and then look at the second word of each sentence. Haha, Happy Double Festival!

36. Since I had you, I have understood the meaning of life. It is your appearance that makes me unable to control thinking about you every day. It is my wish to have you. We can only meet once a month. It's not easy to say that I love you, and my beloved salary.

37. I miss the days we walked together. Spring is beautiful, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. Everyone in the village praises you for your beauty and cuteness. The villagers also praised me for being smart and capable, and I came out to release pigs at such a young age.

38. There is an ugly monkey in the zoo. Everyone vomited. I threw up at first sight, but that time you went. Hey, I didn't expect the monkey to throw up.

The tragedies of 39 and 20xx were finally predicted. When anyone uses a calculator, divide 20xx by 8.048, and the phone will display the owner's name. No experts can explain this phenomenon at present! You can try.

40. I dreamed of you last night. You swim in boiling water. As soon as I saw it, I was anxious and shouted at you: Come on up! I didn't expect that you didn't even dump me, so you looked up and stared at me: What are you yelling at? I've never seen a dead mouse. It doesn't feel cold!