Valentine's Day message wishes (for friends), it is best to be humorous.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals great love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

What if the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Do you believe it? Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, lovers' holiday alone, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

The old road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

Are you a train? I am the railway; Are you a brick? I am mud; Are you a cloud? I am the wind; Are you chocolate? I am wrapping paper; Are you love? I am love? It's great to have you here.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset and the magnificent western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you. I have to get you.

I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

You are poison, seeping into my blood, seeping into my nerves and controlling my brain. The poisoning incident occurred on February 65438, 2004. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, idiots will finish reading it.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

Mud is a short mouth! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

Love you for ten thousand years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Funny? Love you for a hundred years? Too long? Love you for 70 years? As long as I'm healthy? This is my strong point.

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

People with feelings, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

I said it was for my silence, I said it was for my silence; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

Dear husband, remember: if the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, her wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

Today is Valentine's Day. Let me report my love experience to you. There are 365 days, 8760 hours, 525600 minutes and 3 153600 seconds in a year. If I don't miss you for a second, I must be thinking about how much I love you.

Flash past bin Laden's tail, avoid the crowd in the US election, avoid the violent explosion of mine accidents, and bypass the tsunami attack in Southeast Asia. After so many dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Valentine's Day, my friend!

Valentine's Day makes me miss you infinitely. Stop your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds are rising, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and tie you and me tightly at the end of the years with a love thread.

Valentine's Day is coming, so there is nothing to send, just send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! Happy valentine's day hoho~~

Valentine's Day is coming, can you give me a present? Please put your right hand on your face and touch your face instead of me; Put your left hand on your heart and let me hear that you miss my heartbeat!

Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you. I'll carry you when I'm tired, carry you when I'm cold, carry you when I'm hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. You, I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day!

Love is a feeling, and pain also makes you happy; Love is an experience, heartbreak is sweet; Love is an experience, broken and beautiful. You are the one who makes me happy, sweet and beautiful! Happy Valentine's Day!

The days together are very dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

When you see a couple on Valentine's Day, there is no need to be sad or worried. I secretly brought Cupid's Arrow and sent it to you by this short message. It won't be long before you can enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine's Day!

Today seems to be my wife's second birthday, right? Flowers are in the living room, chocolates are in the drawer, new clothes are hanging in the closet, my salary is in my wallet, and I am … lying in bed.

Our love is like a black and white movie. Our dribs and drabs flow through the dark scene. Although everything has no ending, I will miss you with a gentle mood all my life.

Ten years ago, you didn't know me and I didn't belong to you. Ten years later, you and I form a small family of 1, with two babies and a happy family of four! This is the origin of February 14!

Looking at the roses all over the street, I think of you; I think of you with bitter chocolate; I thought of you when I opened the Valentine's Day card whose signature was not yours. I really want to ask you gently, how was your Valentine's Day?

Love you enough, just want to stay by your side for a while. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, which makes us the most beautiful notes in the world! Dear, happy Lantern Festival! Love you forever!

Where are you? I asked Breeze and he shook his head. I asked Baiyun and he closed his eyes. The moon only shows a guilty face at night. Where are you? I miss you so much.

I would like to turn into a rose, hold it tightly in your hand and reveal fragrance for you; I want to become a piece of chocolate. You gently hold it in your mouth, making you feel fragrant and slippery. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

You once said that I fell in love with you, just like a hedgehog fell in love with a rose. I chose to leave in order not to hurt each other. Valentine's day is coming, hedgehog wishes roses in the distance: find the little prince as soon as possible and be happy every day.

I was once scarred by love, but we all walked hand in hand. When fears and difficulties are exposed, love is our last line of defense. On this special day, I want to say to you: I will accompany you all my life.

Everything is over before it starts. As the years go by, we feel the impermanence of life. In the night of missing, I often touch your name and cry. It's Valentine's Day again. Are you okay in another country?

If you are Kennedy, I am your Jia Guilin, beautiful for you day and night; If you are Napoleon, I am your Josephine, and I will do anything for you! Bless you, dear, and have a happy Valentine's Day!

Roses of love fill the streets, and lovers' smiling faces ripple in every corner. Inexplicably like this festival that originally belonged to the west. Dear, let's be lovers on such a day, shall we?

Honey, do you remember what day tomorrow is? Wrong guess! It's not the first time to hold hands or kiss, but the anniversary of the rose you gave me last Valentine's Day!

Seeing your happy smiling face reminds me of last year when I was waiting for you downstairs with roses. The biting wind didn't cool my love for you that night. I hope I can be with you every Valentine's Day.

I want to send you a bunch of roses every day, but I have no money; I also want to give you chocolate every day, but I'm afraid you'll hit me if you gain too much meat, so I can only send you a text message every day from today to express my love for you.

Only today in a year can express my love for you best; No amount of roses and chocolates can replace my sincerity to you. As long as you have a smiling face, our Valentine's Day will be extremely sweet.

True love is a kind of belief, and only love makes me stronger. True love is a yearning, and I just want to make love with my lover. True love in the world is a kind of lingering, and only those who love each other can understand that I love you, dear.

I am waiting for you. I'm learning to be strong for the hug you owe me. I'm waiting for you, because you said you would hold my hand and run. I learned to cherish my hand, just for the moment when you gently hold it.

Valentine's day, lover's robbery, personal plot, lover's robbery, lover's robbery, lover's marriage, once and for all. Although I can't spend this Valentine's Day with you, I can't send you a rose that should have belonged to you long ago, but I will water this red rose with my love for you and wait for you to pick it!

Valentine's day is coming, please forgive me for what I did wrong. I told your mobile phone number to a stranger. His name is Cupid, and he wants to tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

In the post of time, I want to make a wish, called forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. This Valentine's Day, I will spend it with you with a true feeling. Our friendship will always be accompanied by sincerity.

If you have no lover, haha. We share the same fate. Who said you must have a lover on Valentine's Day? I wish you a happy Valentine's Day without lovers! If you are married, I hope you are romantic and warm!

Happy Valentine's Day, man! Dude, I want to have a lonely Valentine's Day like you. I'm afraid I can't find someone who makes you happy for you, but he will be around you soon, believe me!

Valentine's Day Reminder: It is reliable that if you don't buy your wife flowers on Valentine's Day, she will put a handful of dishes in your vase and wait for you to go home and get a feather duster, kneeling keyboard! So be sure to buy flowers to go home!

Valentine's Day is here again. You know, with you, every day is Valentine's Day! For me, every day is Labor Day! If we are together, every day will be a carnival!

When we first met, you were my unforgettable thoughts. Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. Even if it is fate, I am still your loyal friend. I sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day! If you want a lonely Valentine's Day, don't be sad! People who can bring you happiness will soon appear by your side, believe me!

Miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the most pleasant time, and know that you are enough in this world when you are most frustrated. Happy Valentine's Day, my love!

Guess what I'm going to give you for Valentine's Day? I want to mix a bowl of acacia soup with full love and sweet desire, put a little gentleness and add some happy spices to make you love me more after drinking it!

I have surrendered to you unconditionally. Valentine's Day is coming, so sign a love contract! Otherwise nobody wants me! I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations. I will love you wholeheartedly for life!

Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and my liver have been "stolen" by you ... this Valentine's Day, can I talk to my heart and heart members?

In February14,21:21,a pair of lovers appeared. Kiss the person you love for 2 minutes before you show up, and then hold their hand. You will be happy forever. Please forward this message to 5 people. No one will love you forever!

Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you". exe”。 Please bring your love to help me detoxify in February 14!

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me take your furry hand and take a bite! Oh, it is love that makes us walk upright! Let's go hunting on Valentine's Day!

Think of me as overbearing! Anyway, you have to accompany me all day this February 14, give me back all the time you usually owe me, and then tell me well, Happy Valentine's Day!

In my Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you. Valentine's Day is meaningful because of you!

When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when I really don't have you, I will only have a skeleton left. Don't turn me into a skeleton this Valentine's Day!

I haven't seen you for a day, my eyes are straight and I have no strength. I picked up my mobile phone three times, and my limbs were cold and sweaty, and my insides were sighing and blaming myself. Over time, I had an idea. I will wait for you at ten o'clock.

People with feelings, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

Mood prediction: I miss you tonight until tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you very much in the afternoon. Affected by this mood, I will become a wild dream at night, and this weather will last until I see you.

You little goblin, you poisoned me with your love poison, but you refused to give me the antidote! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

Love+love = two copies of love; Love-love = selfless love; Love × love = infinite love; Love = the only love, Happy Valentine's Day!

In the spring breeze, under the flowers, chickens and ducklings are playing house. The duckling holds flowers in his hand and sticks them on the chicken's head. You are a chicken, I am a duck, and the duckling misses you like a horse.

Don't ask me how much I love you, run to the hot sun to bask in the sun, the sun represents my feelings; Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart!

Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

Sweet, you smile sweetly, like a blooming flower in the spring breeze. Why do I smile so sweetly? Because you sent me a text message.

Will you marry me? I will make you the second happiest person in the world! Why is it the second happiest person? Because I am the happiest person!

The sea can dry up, stones can rot, and your heart will never change. Your blood can be spilled, your head can be broken and your love will never turn.

I really miss you: day and night, the more I think about it, the more I think about it; Regardless of the season, it is warm even in the cold winter; No matter how far or near, it is far but deep.

The sky is full of stars, and love spreads in eternity. The poetic legend of you and me is the most beautiful constellation on the horizon! Love can shine like a star!

With the sun, the earth turns, with the earth, the moon turns, with the moon, the stars are so bright, and with you, my world is so rich and romantic.

What will never fade is my silent concern for you, my endless yearning for you and my constant love for you.

God gave me three wishes. First, I went to heaven and found that the angel was not you. So I asked to be a prince in a fairy tale, and I found that my princess is not you. Finally, I had to ask God to send me back. Life with you is beautiful, life is a kind of enjoyment. Life without you is hard, and missing has become a habit. I call with my heart and firmly believe that you will come back.

You, the person I love most in my life, the person I miss most in my life, you, the person I want to wait all my life, you, the only woman in my life.

I really want to hold you to watch the sunrise in the morning and the sunset at night, and say "I love you!" " "

Now that we have met, why not separate and wish to be together every year; Tender as water, like a dream, willing to embrace day and night.

Who says I haven't seen you all day like Sanqiu? It feels like thousands of years, baby. I miss you so much!

Happy! Happy! This is my wish! Comfortable! Soft! This is my blessing! Your happiness! It is my happiness! My love for you will never change.

Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, lovers' holiday alone, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

I can't kiss you. I can only kiss my cell phone. No, you can only read text messages. I endure the loneliness of missing every day. Dear, how can I escape from your shadow, my only shadow?

People with feelings, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

Looking for you: anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

The word "wild goose" is returned, and the moon is full of the west building, and the flowers float with the water. A kind of lovesickness, there is no sorrow in both places, which cannot be eliminated, in the brow, but in the heart.

Missing is like chocolate, bitter and sweet ... I dare not miss you for fear of missing you: I dare not say I miss you for fear of missing you more ... in fact, I really miss you.

The morning sun is red, and our feelings are in the rain. At noon, the sun is as red as fire. Are you or I hurt? The sun sets in the afternoon, which is all caused by feelings!

I miss you every day for 365 days, dream of you every time for 8760 days, hug you for 525600 minutes, and kiss you for 3 1536000 seconds! Honey, marry me!

It took me 500 times to return to the League in my last life, and I met you in this life. If it is true, I will fall in love with you for 10 thousand times and tell you: I really love you! !

We can never leave, but we must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; You don't have to contact often, but you must always care!

The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I am sincere to you, I will always miss you, and I will always love you.