Funny birthday greetings

1. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig!

2. I wish you: be as blessed as an old bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as a big stone in Nanshan Mountain.

3. I’ll give you a bowl of noodles, neither salty nor bland. Eat it to live longer and make you happy. Good luck every day and good health forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pines and cypresses, and eternal spring breeze!

4. Are you hungry? --I am bread! Are you cold? --I am a yurt! Are you angry? --I am a sandbag! Happy birthday!

5. Please give your phone to the one you love to see: May the sun and moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings be the source of your happiness...

6. Happy birthday! I want to give you an innocent toffee: ingredients = sincerity + longing + happiness, validity period = lifetime, nutrition = warmth + happiness + touching

7. You are a honey and I am a melon. It’s your birthday and you are not stupid. Guagua, I laughed after reading the text message, you are indeed a honeydew melon! I wish you: laughed after reading the text message, happy birthday!

8. Today is your birthday, the first moment you turn on your phone , I give you the first blessing today

9. May all happiness accompany you. Looking up is spring and bowing down is autumn; may all joy follow you. The full moon is Poetry, the moon is a painting! Happy birthday!

10. You are a honey and I am a melon. On your birthday, you are not a stupid melon. I laughed after reading the text message. You are worthy of being a honey melon! I wish you: see I laughed at the text message, happy birthday!

11. May all joy, happiness, and good luck surround you forever! Happy birthday!

12. Today is yours In order to express my congratulations on your birthday, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome!

13. From the time you were born, God has destined you to belong to me, although this special day cannot I am with you, but we will celebrate your 60th birthday together

14. The longer the wine, the mellower it becomes, the longer the friendship becomes, the more true it becomes; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become weaker and weaker. I wish you a happy birthday and always be in a good mood

15. The sun gildes you with maturity, and the moonlight adds your charm. On your birthday, may the blessings of your friends merge into your happiness

16. The sea is all fucking water, the spiders are all fucking legs, the peppers are so fucking spicy, I don’t regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and may you smile from ear to ear every day

17. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me bless the person who is reading the text message. I hope that person has a happy birthday and eternal happiness. 18. Birthday boy, I wish all your wishes come true and all your dreams come true. Can be realized, all the waiting can appear, all the efforts can be fulfilled

19. There is a faint poem in the long clouds, there is a lingering joy in the faint poetry, and there is my lightness in the lingering joy. Light blessings, happy birthday!

20. Today is your birthday. Your friend requested a song called "Power Train" for you. Please take your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor... Okay, order the song. Complete

21. You are so pitiful. Today is obviously your birthday but you still have to go to work. But it doesn’t matter because you have received my blessing. I believe you will be very happy today!

22. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has become more attractive. Happy birthday to you!

23. I have always wanted to say something to you, but I have no chance. Today I finally mustered up the courage... Happy birthday