Humorous love letter to boyfriend

Stream: First of all, it's really nice to meet you. Secondly, I am really happy to be with you; Finally, I will accompany you for a long time ... I will rely on you after you don't want me, hee hee _ ...

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I want to grow five centimeters tall with you ... and then of course I want to raise you! Every Christmas, Valentine's Day, Birthday, Qixi Festival, Double Ninth Festival, National Day, Memorial Day, New Year's Day, Tomb-Sweeping Day, you must accompany me! You know, I don't want a gift. You are my best gift.

You must love me, don't be angry with me, don't be angry with me. You can only call me baby, and don't touch other boys' heads, or I'll cover you up. ! ! Anyway, you can only be nice to me. Without my consent, you must never get close to other boys below 15cm ... In short, no matter how good others are, you can't stare half an eye! !

Marriage is very cheap now, and the notary fee is only 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

A touching love letter to my boyfriend

Maybe I am destined to be a miserable woman in my life, with troubles and fatigue and happiness in my family. I really don't want anything, just want to live every day now. I must work hard and live under various pressures. After all, I am just an ordinary woman. I don't want to lead a bad life, but I can constantly consolidate myself and make myself an attractive woman.

Living in a big city here may be my dream. But now, I am disgusted. Maybe I've suppressed myself for too long, maybe I'm tired of this life.

In fact, I am a simple person. However, life and reality forced me to change myself. I don't want to be eliminated, I just want to have my own place, maybe just for life.

Can, in the future, someone will say to me, wife, you can still rely on me.

Can someone tell me in the future, wife, I am very happy with you.

Can, in the future, someone will say to me, wife, I don't have to support you so hard.

Perhaps these words are simple, but they give me great comfort. I hope someone will do this to me one day. Maybe he is not very tall, maybe he is not very rich, but he can give me the happiness and life I want.

I always believe, always believe and always look forward to that day. Many people say I am strong, but in fact I am extremely fragile inside. Many people can only see my appearance, but not my heart.

I don't want anyone to see my weakness, so I can only pretend to be strong. I also want to be strong, and I really want to be such a woman, maybe just to live.

I never take a good relationship to heart, but it's not the case. I just don't like words. There are so many gossips in this world that I don't care about some things for a long time.

I thought I would be your only bride in this life, but I didn't expect it to end badly. You said I never cared about you. You said I loved my job far more than myself.

Maybe you're right. I just didn't put more time and energy into your feelings for me. But that doesn't mean I don't have you in my heart. Maybe I'm just not good at expressing myself. Have you ever thought about it?

People who once loved each other so much have become the most familiar strangers in the world. Should we be happy or sad? I once told myself that I would make you regret it.

But one day, you told me that you wanted us to start over. I don't know why, when I heard you say this to me, I was disgusted with you, perhaps because of the harm you did to me.

I don't want to go back, and I don't want to fall down twice on one thing. I don't hate you anymore, but I can't be with you anymore. I don't want the damage you have done to me to become forever.

I just want to stay away from you, and I don't want to live your life again. Forgetting you can only forget the warm memories we once had. I know what we used to be happy, and we should not be greedy again. What we should all pay attention to is the happiness and happiness now.

Forget you, not myself. I just want to live well and have my own place in this society. I believe I will still shine tomorrow, because I am different.

Happiness and happiness are all in one thought, depending on how you treat them. I don't remember the way when I came, but I just remember to take good care of every day now. Forget all the hurt and pain in the world, I will face it with a smile, no matter how bumpy and difficult it is.

Everyone has a way to deal with feelings, and they don't want to deny anything or argue about anything. The past is always the past. I don't want to hold on to you. I just want to live a simple and ordinary day.

I feel heavy, not for you. Maybe it's because of stress, maybe it's because I think too much. I don't want to. Let's live a happy and simple life. Maybe only in this way can we learn to be happy.

Everything that once went up in smoke, I will never miss your love again. I don't miss you very much, but I think of you occasionally. I don't love you, but I miss warm and happy days.

I don't want to think of you, but I can't forget you. In fact, some people really forget some things unconsciously. At the beginning, all the vows were just a dream.

My life is as happy and sweet without you now. I learned to love myself without you. Girl, no matter what, remember to love yourself.

The injury won't last forever. I've learned to let go. There is no way to come, but there is persistence in the future. Believe that my future is not a dream, everything is being created.

Life is not as simple as we think, nor as complicated as we think. I believe I will seize every day of my life and make it extraordinarily wonderful.

My world is not only you, but also more surprises and surprises. My future is not a dream, because I care more about my down-to-earth life and my journey with dreams.

Believe in you, believe in me, believe that our future is not a dream, everything is under control, and make the world more dazzling because of your uniqueness.

A love letter to a long-distance boyfriend

A love letter to a long-distance boyfriend. Think about it. I haven't written a love letter yet. I have been writing you love letters all my life, but I am willing.

We haven't known each other long, but you occupy all my thoughts. Maybe this is the love in people's eyes.

I thought my love for you was not love. Later, I discovered that love comes from liking.

That's unbelief, love until now. This process is only a few months.

You always say I'm naive, afraid I'll be cheated by others. You see, I was cheated by you, wasn't I?

We haven't been together long, only a few months. But being apart is always more than being together.

People always say that long-distance relationships are too hard, but why are we always so sweet?

In a word, you love me too much to bear my sadness.

I praise other boys for being handsome, and you always laugh. Said I was so cute.

You just know. I am not a person who pays attention to appearance. Once in love, it is a lifetime.

Lovers are always on and off, but the more they love each other, the deeper they love each other. Our love has stood the test, and I also hope that our love can go on and go far and far. Even if there are more difficulties, we will not be afraid, because I have you and you have me. What can we fear?

Meeting you is another starting point of my life, because with you, my life is in full bloom. You taught me to be happy, grateful, love and fall in love with you. You are the goddess who dragged me from hell to heaven, and you are also my wife who will accompany me for life. Will you accompany me all my life? I'm ready. What about you?

Funny love letter: a humorous short love letter

Humor can bring some unexpected effects in confession, and humor is even directly related to the success of your confession. That kind of linguistic humor can't be changed and formed in a day, but it needs to be accumulated in your usual continuous literary reading and reflected by your attitude towards life. Today, let's take a look at those lovely love letter expressions and walk into the love letter encyclopedia together.

Can you catch the trace of geese flying in the sky? Can you hear the sound of flowers blooming on the ground? You can read all the vows in the world. Can you hear the three most common words I say to you?

Honey, are you asleep? I really want to hold your little hand, cling to my chest, hold you tightly and kiss your forehead. I really miss you. Why is the night so long? If I want to love you forever, I can't get rid of you.

Real lovers are: when they are together, one hour is one second; And when they are separated, one second is an hour; This is exactly how I feel when I am with you. I love you forever!

I always stand at a distance that you can grasp as long as you reach out, and I am most afraid that you will turn away at such a distance; I love you! Unfortunately, I only have a lifetime.

Sunrise+sunset = morning and evening; Moon+stars = infinite thoughts; Wind flowers+snow moon = gentle and sweet; Meteor+heart = blessing! Wish: People who love you love you more, and people you love know you better!

I am not good at expressing myself, but I know I will be good to you. I don't know anything about romance, but I'm sure you won't get tired of me. I am not an understanding person, but I know how to love you and love you.

If/I/I don't love you/the earth collapses/the seas run dry and the rocks crumble/the earth doesn't turn/the sun sets.

If we can't love each other/The Dead Sea begins to fade/The Yellow River changes its course again/The Sahara is no longer dry/The Himalayas will become Ma Pingchuan.

When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton.

Once you get sick, I'll lose two Jin. Once I was sick, you gained two pounds instead (you came to the dormitory to accompany me and ate all my snacks. )

Dear Linlin, I am such a person, a noble and pure person, a person who is free from vulgar tastes, but don't praise me like this, it will make me proud, and what I have done is far from enough.

Even if one day, your footsteps become faltering, your hair turns white, and your rosy face is covered with wrinkles, I will still hold your hand and walk in the afterglow of the sunset.

I like that there is only pure hope and only a stable and moderate growth in life. I like the color after years of rinsing. I like and expect this person who is reading short messages to become my eternal lover.

I will always treat my feelings and family, and I will be responsible to the end. Everything I do is for you and this family. You know, I don't even hesitate to sell my youth and body.

Do you know that?/You know what? I secretly think that I am full of sweetness, secretly think that I have no pressure, and secretly think that I am so beautiful. Only when there is your taste in time will the memory become beautiful and more meaningful.

I bought you 200 yuan of clothes, and I only cheated you 50 yuan. You bought me a 30-yuan watch and tricked me into asking for 300 yuan.

I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.

I admit, I admit, I'm a bad guy, I'm a gangster, I stole the pears from Cai's family, I moved the rice from Li's family, I don't want the party's forgiveness, I don't want the government's leniency, I just want your love!

Conclusion: By reading these love letter phrases, we can feel that a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere can also be revealed in the confession of nervousness and suffocation.