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Interesting good morning sentences

1. Can you be my friend? My father drives a Rolls Royce and my mother drives a Lamborghini. I'm kidding. Good morning everyone.

Jacky Cheung didn't kiss anything else, and we didn't even kiss. Mao Ning ~

You said I was poor, I smiled, lit a cigarette and sat at the door all night. Who leaked the news? Good morning, a new day.

There is really no need to delete each other if there is a date. I don't like it when you are single. Can I break you up when you have a date? Good morning.

Open your wallet when you are sad, and your heart will be balanced. Because at least I have a wallet, and there is nothing in it. Good morning everyone.

6. Today, my wife comforted me and said, "Although this child is not your own, at least call you Dad, take your last name, and look at Wang next door. Although the child is his, the child never recognizes him or takes his surname. Who do you think is more pitiful? " After listening to my wife, I felt much better in an instant. Good morning.

7. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still delivering food so late. What reason do I have not to eat? Mao Ning ~

8. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, I will live in vain. Mao Ning ~

9. If life deceives you, don't worry, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life. Good morning everyone.

10. I felt lovelorn on Monday; I feel that I can't find an object on Tuesday; Wednesday feels like a crush; Thursday feels like a confession; Friday feels like first love; Saturday feels like love; I feel like breaking up on Sunday. Good morning, a new day.

1 1. There are too many online scammers now. Yesterday, I opened the webpage and a game advertisement popped up, which was very obscene. I couldn't help clicking in, and the result was a regular game, which was shameless! Good morning.

12. the day before the exam, my mother said to me, "relax and do well in the exam later." It doesn't matter if you don't do well in the exam. Your father and I are still young, and we have enough strength to beat you and kill you to be reborn. " Good morning, a new day.